>"No no deary, the petunias should go here, and....here!"
>The Mane 6 were having a field day planting flowers in your castle garden.
>You originally were against it, but they were just so sweet about it you couldn't resist.
>After accidentally crushing more than a few flowers and having no eye for this sort of thing, you are presently sitting strumming some background for the girls.
>Peaceful acoustic at the moment.
>"Um....excuse me, um, Anon.."
>Fluttershy brings you back to reality. You were spacing out while playing.
Yes, Fluttershy?
>Fluttershy and Twilight were presently standing in front of you.
>"Oh! If you were, busy, then I suppose we can just,"
>ta-ta-ta-today junior. Twilight takes over.
>"We were wondering about where you came from. Or, more specifically, how you were swept up on this...journey, of yours?"
>You stop playing.  Applejack looks up from her work at you.  Rarity, Pinkie, and Dash were busy arguing about some flowers thing, who knows
>Without realizing, you created an awkard silence. Nice.
>"If it's too personal, I mean, you don't have to-"
I'm sorry. I just wasn't expecting that.
>She smiles weakly, glad she didn't upset you.
It wasn't particularly grandiose.  In fact, it was the result of a...well, a fight between my parents and I.  I didn't leave them on good terms.
>Applejack walks up, having overheard.
>"Well shoot, ah can't imagine havin' a disagreement that harsh with family.  It can't be that bad, raht?"
>Another moment of silence.
>The three look between them worriedly.
>You begin strumming.
 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI&feature=related
A long-ass buckin time ago, in a town called Kickapoo...
>They recoil, not expecting the sudden vulgarity.
There lived a humble family................and he knew just what to do
>Surprisingly, they seem to have understood the metaphor
His name was young Anon and he refused to step in line
A vision he did see of buckin rocking all the time
>Understanding was apparent on their features of what you were doing.
He wrote a tasty jam, and all the planets did align...
>You forgot astrology doesn't work the same here. Not important.
>>>Pause the song<<<
Don't flip at this next part. It's pretty vulgar.
Twilight, where I'm from, dragons are a symbol of evil and hatred.
>She nods, though the mares all have worried looks on their faces.
>Hope this doesn't offend them too bad. Or maybe that would be fitting?
>>>Resume the song<<<
Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave
Then I sliced his bucking cockles with a long and shiny blade!
T'was I who fucked the dragon, fuck-a-lie, sing fuck-a-loo
And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too
>Fluttershy looks like she's gonna break down.
>Twilight is repulsed.
You sing the rest of the stanza as is.
>Applejack and Rarity, who heard you yelling, have lost their jaws in the fight against gravity
>Dash is blushing. Crazy bitch probably enjoying it.
>Pinkie is bouncing and grinning at the mention of a party.
 
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Obviously, my folks weren't too pleased with my music.
>You resume strumming.  No wailing of the whales was made.
>You close your eyes while strumming at the next part and channel.
>A past Muse is so kind as to help you with the next part, acting as your father.
>>>Lyrics start<<<
"You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born?"
>Fluttershy tears up at that.
"Your brother's ten times better than you, Celestia loves him more!"
>Twi drops her jaw now.
"This music that you play for us comes from the depths of Tartarus"
>This translation is getting crazy
"Rock and roll is Discord's work, he just wants you to murder us"
>what
"You'll become a mindless puppet, Disharmony will pull the strings"
>That doesn't even make sense
"Your heart will lose direction, and chaos it will bring"
>ohhh, nice finish there bro
>You don't think these p0nies even have telephones
>You also aren't referring to the same Lord, but...close enough.
>Your turn.
 
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I swear I didn't plan Xeos' name to fit this well into the song. Cross my heart and etc etc
 
Xeos can you hear me? I am lost and so alone...
>Dash giggles at "suck a cock"
Rock is not of Discord's work; it's magical and rad
>Twilight smiles at the description of rock
I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my daaaaaad
 
>Lightning flash, and Xeos is standing before you and the mares
>They gasp in surprise.
"I hear you brave young Anon, you are hungry for the rock!"
>Dash is beaming
"But to learn the ancient methods sacred doors you must unlock."
>Twilight smiles and nods in understanding.
"Escape your father's clutches in this dull pedestria."
>Pinkie's turn to jaw-drop
"On a journey you must go in the land of Equestriaaaa."
>Everyp0ny looks to you, then back to Xeos as he continues.
 
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"In the town of friendship's magic, where the Muses all get sent"
>Twilight has a look of a thousand realizations.
"You will form a strong alliance with Harmony's Elements"
>All six react in joy in their own ways.
"To learn from your first mentor, with Celestia you must talk"
>Twilight is now looking at you.
"You will face your inner demons. Now go my son and roooock"
>Xeos fades away as he holds that last word.
>The Mane 6 gather around you now at full attention for the conclusion.
 
So I bailed from bucking Kickapoo with hunger in my heart
>Pinkie snickers
And I came to Ponyville to find the secrets of my art
And in the end I found myself at the door of Twilight Spaaarrrrr, klleeee
>Xeos: "Nice save"
>You end the song there because singing the rest as you are would be weird.
>I look away from the story here to breathe