1/4
>Buy 8 fluffies
>"Pway wit fwiend?"
"Yeah, we're going to have a race!"
>"Me wike wace!"
>They have no idea what a race is
>Set up an arena for the race
>Have panels numbered 1-8 (like a horse race)
>Spaghetti at the end
>Winner gets spaghetti
>Last place gets other prize
>You don't disclose the prize to the loser
>You just say that winner gets spaghetti
>You run to your house
>Pick up a starter gun
>You run back to the race
"On your marks"
>They get into position (or, at least they try)
"Get set"
>They are jumping with excitement
"GO!"
>You fire the gun
>The doors fly open
>Let the race begin
 
2/4
 
>Numbers 1-6 race off
>7 and 8 are shaking from the gun
>Remind them of the spaghetti
>They dash off into the race
>7 and 8 are dead last
>There is no way for them to catch up
>They charge on
>Number 4 wins the race
>Number 7 came in last
>Take him with you
>Come back to the race
>Give all the other fluffies smaller portions of spaghetti
>7 fluffies remain
>You let them rest for two hours
>They sit around giving huggies and such
>Get them ready for the next race
>You change the numbers on each fluffy
>Now it's 1-7
>They don't question what happened to the original 7
>They just want spaghetti
>You re-run the procedure
>They rush on
>Number 2 falls over
>All other fluffies trample him
>He came in last, half dead
>Bring him with you
>Come back and let them rest
>Number 6 won
>Fluffies rest and get ready again
>Re-arrange numbers
>No fluffy questions about other fluffies disappearance
>No fluffy really cares
>They get spaghetti and forget about the fluffy