>You go to the local fluffy pony adoption center
>You walk in and grab 2 fluffies
>1 is a red Unicorn and the other is a green Earth fluffy
>You adopted both to have some fun with them
>You bring them both home
>"New daddy?" they ask
>"Fwuffy gon' haf so much fun wit new fwiend!"
>They both babble on as usual
>You get home and set up their safe room
>You feed them spaghetti and let them sleep the night
>The next day is completely different
"Come on out!" you exclaim
>The fluffies run excitedly
"I got more spaghetti down stairs" you say
>They get more hyped up and scratch at your legs
"You have to do one thing for daddy before you get spaghetti"
>They babble and wonder what they have to do
"We're going to have a game with you two!" You say
>"Fwuffy wike games!" They exclaim
>You bring them to your basement, barely lit
>You show them 2 bear traps on the ground set up
"If you can push your friend into that, you get spaghetti"
>Without a second thought they start pushing
>One is on each side of the room
>The Earth fluffy is, by far, beating the unicorn
>"But fwuffy wan' sketties" He cries
"Only if you win!" You announce
>The unicorn tries harder but still is failing
>He is practically crying now
>The Earth pushes him all the way back, then
>SNAP!
>The bear trap destroys the Unicorn
>It is just a gore splattered mess
>The Earth fluffy is horrified
>You remind him of the spaghetti and he forgets already about his friend
>You feel kind of guilty for killing it
>To get rid of that feeling you give the unicorn spaghetti
>You then laugh at putting spaghetti on the carcass