>Have fluffy pony for almost 2 weeks
>So far no accidents
>He hasn't died yet, which is good
>Fluffy relaxing in safe room
>Playing with blocks and such
>Let him out for a bit
>He's a red unicorn
>He jumps around as usual for he is excited to see daddy
>"Daddy, fwuffy wan pway sometin neu!"
"And what would that be" You say with a smile
>"I wan wearn skateboawd!"
>You think hesitantly
"Okay, we can try that.." You reply
>Fluffy is jumping in excitement
>You get your old skateboard from the closet
>He can barely wait to use it
>You get him all kinds of padding and such so he won't die
>You lay him on the skateboard and teach him how to move
>He doesn't learn anything you say or show
>You become frustrated for a little bit, then you get him off the board
>You jump on to show him how it's done
>He watches and pouts about how he wants to play
>You start riding, showing him how it's done
>You haven't skated in 9 years
>You decide to try a kick flip
>You get the jump great and land right on the fluffy
>"Owie, daddy, skateboawd hewt fwuffy bad!"
>Fluffy split in half
>After you hit him you fall off and crack your skull
>He sits there bleeding to death just like you
>Fluffy dies and then, you