>one dey there waz applejack
>she was eating apple
>"i am eating a apple" she said
>suddenly rainbow dash
>they sexed
>why u do dat said applejack
>ur a meen rainbow
>but im not rainbow dash, cried rainbow
>then rainbow dash was a rock
>and applejack was ded
>oh, and some guie bacame a pony and raped applejacks corpse
>the end