Mr.Jared
One day at the office of *generic name*
QuakeRiley
Then QuakeRiley sneaks up, drugs you.
Typhoon
You wake up strapped into a machine
Typhoon
or does he have someone use magic on you?
QuakeRiley
With me twiddlying a mustache.
QuakeRiley
Techomagic.
Mr.Jared
You strugle to break free
Typhoon
And
Mr.Jared
nothing happends
QuakeRiley
Then, suddenly the machine turns on.
Typhoon
WRONG
Typhoon
Right
Mr.Jared
you feel light headed
Typhoon
You begin feeling nauseous
Mr.Jared
You feel a tingling in your body
QuakeRiley
Your vision starts to blur.
Mr.Jared
you look down and you see...
Mr.Jared
not much because your vision is blured
QuakeRiley
You realise your glasses are not on.
Typhoon
There's a pain in your
Mr.Jared
anus
QuakeRiley
You feel something pushing into your anus.
Mr.Jared
which is what you call your hands for some reason
Typhoon
AND VIBRATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Jared
no wait, thats just your phone
Mr.Jared
wtf is it doing in there?
QuakeRiley
You wonder why your phone is in your rump
QuakeRiley
But do not question a sloppyclop.
Typhoon
Your fingers are getting smaller
Mr.Jared
you feel your hands cramping up
QuakeRiley
You shout curses.
Typhoon
You also ask him why he's doing it
Mr.Jared
He looks at you and says
QuakeRiley
"Making you into a Pony"
QuakeRiley
"Like your shitty fanfics"
Mr.Jared
you scream no
QuakeRiley
But secretly yes.
Mr.Jared
then wonder if it is such a bad thing
Typhoon
Another pony appears enters the room next to him
Mr.Jared
Suddnly there is a knock at the door that randomly apears
QuakeRiley
The design looks similar.
QuakeRiley
It's Globebutt.
Typhoon
You squint through the window at him
Typhoon
He says
QuakeRiley
"You'll love being a pony"
Mr.Jared
more knocking is heard at the door
Mr.Jared
it bursts open with Mr.Jared bursting out
Typhoon
You look down at your rapidly shrinking legs
Typhoon
They're turning .....
Mr.Jared
"I have a order of a large pizza for a... WTF is going on here?"
Typhoon
The color....
Typhoon
Globebutt knocks him down
Mr.Jared
"Ow" exclaims Mr.Jared as he falls to his knees
QuakeRiley
"ANOTHER FALLS TO MY TRAP!
QuakeRiley
MUAHAHAHAHAH!"
Typhoon
As he falls unconcious
Typhoon
He drops the pizza
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared falls face first into the pizza
Mr.Jared
burning his face with the cheesy goodness
Typhoon
Your skin is now blue
QuakeRiley
Your feel a tingling in your crotch
Typhoon
your hands are now hooves
Mr.Jared
You look down to find that...
QuakeRiley
You have become a herm.
Typhoon
Quakeriley laughs
Mr.Jared
like a whore
QuakeRiley
"This is too funny"
Typhoon
Smoke is coming from where jared's face once was
Typhoon
the room smells like burning cheese
Typhoon
and flesh
Mr.Jared
"You are telling me!" Mr.Jared says witha face full of pizza
Typhoon
You are let out of the chair
Mr.Jared
"that will be tree fiddy" says Mr.Jared as he passes out again
Typhoon
But as you don't walk on all fours you immediatly collapse
QuakeRiley
As you now have hooves
QuakeRiley
"Now, let the last few things come"
Typhoon
You begin falling uncouncious
QuakeRiley
At the sound of the chared Mr.Jared faps.
Typhoon
You wake up several hours later
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared seems to have stuffed in the large pizza box
Typhoon
Have been stuffed into the pizza box
QuakeRiley
The smell of burnt flesh and cum is strong.
Typhoon
Anyway, Two ponies stand in front of you
QuakeRiley
You think one is Globebutt, the blue colour is obvious.
Typhoon
The other looks like
QuakeRiley
Zephry
QuakeRiley
"I keep him chastised just for that god awful clopfic" QuakeRiley said.
Typhoon
Zepyhr Looks at you and says
QuakeRiley
"FuCk Me!1!"
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared wakes up in the pizza box
QuakeRiley
SHHH.
QuakeRiley
Mr Jared hadn't the foggiest.
Mr.Jared
"I don't know" replys Mr.Jared "but it smells like burnt face and cum in here"
Mr.Jared
"what do?"
O-O-T-N
Hahahaha
QuakeRiley
"Don't worry Jared, you will be next"
O-O-T-N
Oh wow.
Mr.Jared
"Next for what? OHHHHh are we getting blind bags?"
QuakeRiley
"Not exactly.
QuakeRiley
Something will be a Pony, but it won't be a toy"
Mr.Jared
"Then what Mr.Man who smells strongly of cum?"
QuakeRiley
"No."
QuakeRiley
"A nice Pony to have a good fuck on"
Mr.Jared
"You are going to make a papercraft Rainbow Dash and cum in it?"
QuakeRiley
"No, you are going to be the Pony"
Egg_Discord
And then a voice calls out, "Master! I have the plans you requested!"
Mr.Jared
"I'm sorry what" Mr.Jared says
Egg_Discord
Eggor comes out hunchbacked and shows the plans to make Mr.Jared into a pony
Globebutt
Igor; it's spelled Igor!
Globebutt
Ahem.
Egg_Discord
I know. It's Egg+Igor.
Mr.Jared
"..." is all Mr.jared could utter
QuakeRiley
"Thanks Igor, now piss off you hunchedback midget"
Globebutt
(Fr/ahnk/enstein! Fr/ahnk/enstein!)
Globebutt
(I wanna watch that now. Dammit.)
Egg_Discord
"But what about my reward? You promised me some munchies if I got the plans!"
QuakeRiley
Fine, have a buscuit.
Egg_Discord
"Thank you, master!" Igor says as he leaves while chewing on a 5 month old biscuit
QuakeRiley
"Why I even hire minions"
Mr.Jared
"i have been doing nothing this whole time" says MrJared
QuakeRiley
"Fine"
QuakeRiley
"IGOR! START THE MACHINE!"
Egg_Discord
Igor pulls a switch while drooling over everything around him, only to be zapped by the machine.
QuakeRiley
"Bloody inbred"
Egg_Discord
"Don't worry, darling," Igor says to the machine, "We'll be alone soon enough."
Globebutt has uploaded a new photo.
Globebutt has deleted a photo.
QuakeRiley
"Just start the machine ready while I strap him in. Then confirm the bookings for them at the next convention."
QuakeRiley
QuakeRiley picked up Mr. Jared and easily inserted him into the machine.
Mr.Jared
"nonononononononoonononononononononno"
Egg_Discord
"Yesh, master!" Igor then presses every button on the machine.
Mr.Jared
The machine does nothing
Egg_Discord
Igor plugs the machine back in.
QuakeRiley
"Why don't I just make robots"
Mr.Jared
suddenly speakers come out of the machine
Egg_Discord
Igor then waits for about five minutes as the machine loads up in a ridiculously slow manner.
QuakeRiley
"Knew WIndows 8 was a bad idea"
Egg_Discord
"Master, the password isn't working."
QuakeRiley
"THERE IS NO PASSWORD"
Mr.Jared
"You are using the wrong account then" Mr.Jared points out from the inside of the machine
Egg_Discord
"But we only put one account on here!"
Egg_Discord
Who else could've added a second account?"
Mr.Jared
"i guess you are doing it wrong then" Mr.Jared simply says
Egg_Discord
"Dammit! I knew that gang of rats seemed untrustworthy!"
QuakeRiley
"Why is he playing with the microwave?"
Egg_Discord
"This isn't the machine? I thought something was wrong!" Which one of these machines is the one we need to operate? There's like 500 fucking machines in here!"
QuakeRiley
"The one with the label you bloody spastic"
Mr.Jared
"even i knew that' Mr.Jared loled
Egg_Discord
"Which label? There's about five here that have labels!"
QuakeRiley
"The one with the Pony on it"
Mr.Jared
"You are as dumb as you look mister" Mr.Jared shouted from the machine
Egg_Discord
"OOOOOOOOOOOooooooh, we're turning him into a pony this time! I thought we were disintegrating him. Alright here it is!"
QuakeRiley
"Not after last time. Never again"
Egg_Discord
Igor presses the purple button with orange stripes.
Mr.Jared
"Wut"
Egg_Discord
"The button came this way. Just go with it."
Mr.Jared
The machine begins to blast out dubsteb
O-O-T-N
Pony conversion by dubstep, I like it.
QuakeRiley
"Why did I ever let that tool upload his ipod to my machine?"
Egg_Discord
"Phase one initiated master!"
Egg_Discord
Igor then strokes the machine tenderly
Mr.Jared
"MY EARS!" cried Mr.Jared
QuakeRiley
"Hurry up, I want to go have a pint"
QuakeRiley
"Be happy jared, could of picked Bieber"
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared things about this then simply starts "Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub "
Egg_Discord
The machine begins humming loudly and start to begin its work on Jared."
QuakeRiley
Should be fun.
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared suddenly gets wobbly and falls down
Egg_Discord
The machine starts with his legs, inducing a pulsating feeling throughout his body,
QuakeRiley
"I love this part"
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared looks down and is suprised to see his...
Egg_Discord
Then his member gets sucked inside of him, leaving no genitals at all
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared is not amused
Egg_Discord
His body is covered in pink fur with white spots all over.
QuakeRiley
Oh, that's new.
Mr.Jared
Mr. jared is wildly swating at himself
Mr.Jared
"Get it off!" he screams
Egg_Discord
Then his hands turn into hooves,, as a bright red tail creeps out of his backside.
QuakeRiley
"Get what of Jared? Nothing new"
Mr.Jared
"t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tail!"
QuakeRiley
"And?"
Egg_Discord
Suddenly, a giant red afro mane pops out of his head as his body finishes the changes into a pony.
Mr.Jared
"Change me back you communists!"
QuakeRiley
"Now, this is good."
Egg_Discord
"...What the hell did I do to the machine last night? That wasn't supposed to happen."
QuakeRiley
"They're going to love you"
Egg_Discord
"We'll win the Nobel Prize for sure, master!":
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared falls down and says "what are these chili dog stains doing in here?"
Egg_Discord
"I was wondering where those chili dogs I was eating last night went."
Mr.Jared
"Why did you do dis to me?"
QuakeRiley
"For fun>?
Egg_Discord
"FOR SCIENCE!"
Mr.Jared
""
Mr.Jared
"Well i guess that is ok as long as im not being raped"
Egg_Discord
"...Does this mean we can't dump him in the pit with the depraved ponies, master?"
QuakeRiley
"No.
QuakeRiley
He can still be used for sex
Mr.Jared
"Can I go now? I have a meeting to go to in 5"
QuakeRiley
Tell the convention organisers that he is ready"
Egg_Discord
"But how? He has no genitalia."
QuakeRiley
"Did you forget?"
QuakeRiley
"The genitals take a bit longer to grow"
Mr.Jared
Suddenly genitals
Egg_Discord
"Oh true. Still, I thought they'd have grown by no-"
QuakeRiley
"Mare wasn't it Igor?"
Egg_Discord
Suddenly, a vagina explodes onto Jared's backside, unleashing the smelliest queef known to man.
Mr.Jared
"Oh, there it is"
QuakeRiley
"Forever happy to not be there"
Egg_Discord
"When can we start breeding her for more ponies, master?"
QuakeRiley
"No."
QuakeRiley
"Like all of them, going to be used for sex at the next Bronycon"
Mr.Jared
"Sexy pony, are you crazy?!"
QuakeRiley
"Most certainly"
Egg_Discord
"Yes"
Mr.Jared
"i disagree"
QuakeRiley
"No choice, you're going to be a nice flank for some fat Brony"
Mr.Jared
"no"
O-O-T-N left the chat.
QuakeRiley
"You get no choice.
Egg_Discord
"Will she give birth to mutant human-pony hybrids?"
Mr.Jared
"O realy?"
QuakeRiley
"No, just sex for Bronies"
Mr.Jared
"or have you not noticed in the time it has taken us to talk i have already broken out and traped you two in that machine"
QuakeRiley
"Problem with that.
QuakeRiley
I'm actually a machine"
QuakeRiley
"Sooooooo, I can't be a Pony."
Mr.Jared
you are still trapped though
Mr.Jared
And i run!
Egg_Discord
"But I'm already inside the machine," Igor said, with his pants down in front of the exhaust pipe.
QuakeRiley
"Jared, you don't run.
Mr.Jared
Mr.Jared runs off into the sunset
Mr.Jared
Only to be hit by a train
QuakeRiley
FIN