>had way too many accidents with fluffy pony the past month
>finally decide to have it amputated for its own safety
>crush some knock out pills into spaghetti dinner
>"fwuffy sweepy", they're so cute when they sleep
>do the deed while fluffy is heavily sedated
>hours later after the ordeal, it wakes up in its new bowl bed with bandages on its freshly cauterized stumps
>it looks up at you sadly
>"where weggies go? why no wun?"
> the internet says that the best way to deal with this is to tell your pony that it's legs went on a trip and they'll be back later
>answer seems to mollify the fluffy pony and you put it to bed
>several days later, fluffy pony has gotten used to its new mobility, but it is a little melancholy, always asking "when weggies come back?"
>you tell it soon enough
>come home one day with a spaghetti dinner for fluffy pony
>set it on the kitchen counter and head to the safe room
>fluffy pony isn't there
>wot!.jpg
>hear a crash from the kitchen
>run in to find the spaghetti covering the floor and fluffy pony in the middle of it cheering playfully
>"fwuffy wuv skettis! thankies daddy!"
>rush over to the center of the spill and pick up fluffy pony
>it starts to flail its hooves around playfully and... wait hooves
>wot!!.jpg
>fluffy pony miraculously now has all four legs again, fully functional
Fluffy, where did you get those legs from?
>"weggies come back fwom vacacion! jus in time fo skettis!"
>wot.jpg
>sit there dumbfounded while pony eats the floor spaghetti