>fluffy pony runs around the house with a sheet tied around her neck like a cape
>likes to scream "i supa poni!"
>think its adorable
>sometimes play with fluffy pony and pretend you are a super villain
>"Roar! I have you in my clutches now super pony!"
>fluffy pony giggles while you grab her and tickle her
>one day, accidentally leave sink running when answering the phone
>come back
>fluffy pony face down in sink wearing cape
>fluffy pony drowned
>sigh and prepare to go get a new one
>suddenly the door slams open
>robin, the boy wonder storms in with five other teenage super heroes
>"Oh my god, this super villain has killed our comrade, super pony. Titans attack!"
>three of the teen titans rush at you
>first one trips on his cape, falls forward and breaks his neck
>dies instantly
>second one rushes into the stove, manages to turn it on, and sets herself on fire
>apparently being on fire isn't one of her super powers as she flails about
>rushes outside and burns to death
>third one rushes at me, trips and falls into the same sunk as fluffy pony
>teen titan drowns
>Robin stares at the devastation
>"My god, he's too powerful. Titans retreat!"
>Robin and the remaining titan run away
>titan rushes too quickly, slips on an oil slick outside and land in the road
>is hit by a truck
>look around at the devastation
>fucking teen titans