>you are Hawkeye, arrow shooting shield agent and member of the Avengers
>at least you were...
>Tony 'I Am Iron Man' Stark walks up
>"Hey Hawkeye, buddy. Got some bad news. You're off the team"
What do you mean? How can you kick me off the team?
>"Well we are Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and its not like you have any special powers or anything."
Neither does Black Widow!
>"Yeah, but at least she uses weaponry from this century. Seriously man, a bow and arrow? What were you thinking?"
But who are you gonna get to replace me on such short notice?!
>"We've already got your replacement right here."
>Tony proceeds to take a small purple fluffy pony out of a nearby box
>"Fwuffy wanna be a Avenga!"
Really!? You're criticizing me for being useless and then you replace me with a fluffy pony?!
>"To be honest Hawkeye, nobody really likes you. And Fluffy Pony's popularity are through the roof."
>"Fwuffy popuwar!"
If you bring that stupid animal into a war zone it's just gonna get itself killed!
>"Yeah, but so would you. So really, what's the difference?"
>you are dumbfounded by irrefutable logic
>overcome by grief
>drink yourself stupid and pass out in the bathtub
>Hawkeye drowns
>Fluffy Pony drowns too, but later and for a different reason (when Captain America tells you to swim, you swim Mother Fucker!)
 
Edit: After having seen Avengers, I take back every bad thing I said about Hawkeye. That man is a national treasure.
>fluffy pony watches the Avengers
>fluffy pony is blown away by how awesome it is
>theater workers find fluffy pony dead in his seat at the end of the movie, a perpetual grin on his face
>he died from pure, concentrated awesome