>fluffy pony lands in black citadel next to Illidan Stormrage
>"pway, pway, pway, pway..."
>Illidan looks at fluffy pony
>"You are not prepared!" brandished katars and takes fighting stance
>fluffy pony gurgles and starts chewing on one of its hind legs
>"Aw, that's adorable"
>Illidan picks up fluffy pony and feeds it demon snacks while petting her belly
>"Wuv!"