>you were riding in your favorite planepony!
    >you just realized that you forgot to torch your house
    >it was fine
    >you had all of your cash
    >eventually your coffe machine would turn on
    >maybe it would ignite the gas fumes
    >whatever she was coming in for a landing
    >you felt her shake when she made contact with the ground
    >the door opens and you step out
    >your heart nearly stops
    >planeponies were everywhere
    >some of them were huge
    >others were small
    >you realize that you just stepped out into an active runway
    >she looks at you just now realizing how dangerous it is for you on the runway
    >she grabs you with her mouth and pulls you out of the path of a landing M400
    >the M400 saw you and tried turning around mid-landing and fell on her side
    >she gets up and walks to Boeing
    >she stares at you, currently hanging from Boeings mouth
    >the M400 gasped and said something about a party and disappeared in a flash.
    >Boeing takes you to her hangar
    >you can stay here for tonight
    >but for now you and Boeing were going to M400's house
    >the hangar is dark
    >suddenly the lights flash on and at least 30 planeponies were in the hangar
    >there was several helicopterponies and a few tankponies
    >"Group hug on the human!!"
    >you didnt hear who said it because you were suddenly crushed in a mass of steel with soft qualities
    >music starts playing
    >40s mambo
    >Boeing puts you on her back
    >a drone pulls you off and takes you to a table
    >it is about your size
    >in a feminine voice she asks you to dance with her
    >you say yes and mambo with her
    >the night was fun
    >the drone is names MQ-1
    >she says you can stay with her if you want
    >but... muh favorite planepony
    >go back to Boeing without getting stepped on somehow
    >you go to Boeing's hangar
    >sleep and she curls into a ball around you
    >she is suprisingly warm
    >you drift off into the first peaceful sleep since you got that letter about the lawsuit
    >she wouldnt see a cent from you
    >you were with the planes now