>You make your way down the busy Canterlot streets, a bundle of papers under your arm.
>Twilight had forgot them and Celestia had asked you bring them to the room she was staying in during this friendship summit thing.
>Apparently book horse had tuckered herself out and was sleeping til the ceremony.
>An evil grin spreads across your face.
>You had an ulterior motive for accepting Celestia's request.
>Since your arrival, Twilight has tried to police your habits to make you a "respectable citizen in the pursuit of friendship".
>You responded to her "generous" offer in the most polite way possible.
>By embarrassing her in a myriad of ways.
>There's no way you could resist with her so vulnerable.
>Once again you pat your hip to reassure yourself that your permanent marker was in place.
>You chuckle in anticipation.
>Eventually the tower comes into view.
>The first thing you notice is ponies and griffons lining the spiral staircase.
>Odd
>You make your way up the staircase, blithely ignoring the complaints of the waiting ponies.
>Occasionally you sidestep to avoid ones making their way back down.
>Their expressions range from glee to disappointment.
>Soon you hear a familiar voice near the top of the tower.
>"Princess Twilight says that she accepts your proposition."
>Twatlight was awake?!
>You heart sinks at the revelation.
>Your master plan is ruined!
>Well, this was a load of nothing.
>Depressed, you reach the top of the staircase, revealing the owner of that voice.
"Spike?"
>The little drake freezes, eyes bulging at you.
>"A-Anon?! What are you doing here?"
>You gesture toward the bundle of papers.
"I'm here to drop off these for Twi."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"What are you doing here? Who are these guys?"
>Spike twiddled his claws, looking away from you.
>"They're here to see Twilight..."
"I thought she was sleeping."
>"Um...well, you see..."
>He trails off, deciding to stay quiet.
>You're about to question that lame answer but a poke from behind interrupts you.
>"Excuse me! But I was next to receive Princess Twilight's audience."
>You slowly turn your head toward the uptight pony with the nasal voice.
>He looks up at you indignantly with his chest puffed up.
>Eventually though, he buckles under your intense stare.
>"W-well on second thought, go right ahead lad."
>Bitch.
>You huff in annoyance, turning back to Spike.
"Come here you."
>You scoop him up in your free arm and go inside the room.
>Immediately you see a giant bed in the room upon which the alicorn snores away peacefully.
>...cute
>You unceremoniously drop the little dragon in front of you.
"Alright Spike, what did you do?"
>"Nothing! I was just doing what Princess Cadence said."
"Which was?"
>"To make sure Twilight wasn't disturbed before the ceremony..."
>You point toward the door.
"And what does that have to do with all those ponies out there?"
>Spike starts to pace as he nervously rambles.
>"I was just trying to keep these ponies from making noise but then these two delegates was arguing and trying to see Twilight but she wouldn't wake up so I had to pretend that she told me what to say but that backfired and even more came and wanted to talk to Twilight and didn't want to hear what I had to say so I had to lie again and more of them coming but then I thought if I took care of more of them Twilight could get more sleep and then-"
>Your raised hand interrupts Spike's Pinkie impression.
"W-wait, you've been making...decisions?"
>He looks perplexed at your concern.
>"I...guess so?"
>You press your fingers into your temple.
>Dear god, not again!
>Shit was about to go down.
>No.
>Calm down Anon.
>Maybe there's still time to fix it...
>You hurry to the nearby desk and grab two blank sheets of paper.
>Dipping the quill, you start to write a message.
"Spike, I need you to send a couple of scrolls."
>He looked over the edge of the table, his previous trepidation forgotten for his curiosity.
>"Sure! But, uh...to who?"
"Two princesses doing fuck all..."
 
>You and Spike watch the activity on the streets below from atop the tower stairs.
>Princess Cadence stood to one side with her horn alight.
>Nearby the two worker ponies tended to the broken pipe and trees.
>The once noisy construction was now silent with Cadence's spell.
>Nearby, Princess Luna led the line of delegates away to a separate building to listen to all their issues.
>While Cadence was easy to convince, Luna was more irritated at being woken up during day time.
>You had to placate her by finally giving her permission to enter your dreams.
>She had always pestered you about seeing what human dreams were like.
>You don't know which one of you is going to regret it more.
>Spike grumbled to himself, his head cradled in his claws.
>"I could've handled it..."
>You lean on the railing and raise an eyebrow at the dragon.
"Shall I remind you what happened all the other times you were to left to make decisions?"
>Spike begins to retort but you speak over him.
"Do you really want to go through ANOTHER friendship lesson?"
>His face scrunches at the thought.
>"Not really."
"Me neither. So just leave the decision making to me from now on."
>His head fins droop to match his mood.
"Okay..."
>You feel a pang of guilt for the poor guy.
>He was a good kid, really.
>Not many brats wanted to be useful to everyone.
>But every time he's given even a smidgen of control, he tends to go overboard and take advantage of it.
>You can't blame him though.
>If the world shitted on you as much as it did him, you would probably hold onto anything to make yourself relevant.
>You've been a big bro to the little dragon so you're a bit protective of him.
>Not to say that Twilight and the others aren't.
>You're just the only one to know better.
>It was irritating to watch the world constantly take a piss on him no matter how good his intentions.
>Your interference might take the wind out of his sails but you know just the thing to fix that.
"And for my first decision, I say we ditch this place, go down to Donut Joe's and get ourselves some ice cream and donuts."
>Spike looks up at you, eyes glimmering.
>"Really?!"
>The fin on his head has perked back up and his tail wags a little in happiness.
>Geez
>Sad sack to happy pup in 2 seconds flat.
>Kids, they're too easy.
>Smiling, you stand up from the railing.
"Yeah, it's on me."
>"Cool!"
>He gets up from his perch and waddles toward the staircase.
>Before he can make it down one step, he screeches to a halt.
>He looks back at the tower door in concern.
>"Uh, what about Twilight?"
>Oh right, Princess Twiggles.
>You suppose you should make sure no one goes in while you're gone.
>Hmmm...
>You snap your fingers as an idea surfaces.
>A quick search of your pockets yields the black marker long forgotten.
>Uncapping it, you start to scrawl on the door of the tower.
>You step back to appreciate your work.
"There we go: 'Princess Out of Order'".
>Spike snickers at your message.
>...
>Now that you think about it, that'll probably stain.
>Meh.
>They can send the bill to Ponyville.
>As you go to pocket the marker, a realization stops you.
>You wickedly grin at the implement.
"Before we leave, there is some unfinished business of mine."
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You feel like a million bits.
>This bed was heavenly.
>Although, after being awake for three whole days sleeping on a pile of hardcover books would have been comfortable.
>You should know.
>You've done it before.
>After you snuggle deeper into the sheets, you hum in content.
>Spike or Cadence will wake you in time for you to tend to the rest of the preparations.
>You could enjoy this for a little bit longer...
>"Looks like our little princess is waking up."
>You eyelids shoot open.
>Now you're awake.
>Anon looks back at you from the foot of your bed.
>The human twiddled his fingers at you in greeting with a smug smile.
>How did he get in here?!
>Oh no.
>In a panic, you scan the room.
>You know he did something while you were defenseless.
>He was second only to Discord in pranking you.
>And after confiscating his porn collection, he must be on the warpath.
>How could Spike let-?
>"Hi Twilight! Did you sleep well?"
>Spike?
>You have to sit up more before you see your assistant seated across from Anon.
>The sight of him calms you down somewhat.
>That is, until you spot the tub of ice cream and donuts in front of him.
"Spike! You know you can't have that many sweets!
>His head fins droops in shame but Anon pats him while giving you an admonishing look.
>"Aw come on Purplesmart, he deserves it. He spent all day making sure you weren't disturbed while you recovered from going overboard. Again."
>Now it was your turn for your ears to droop.
>You were just doing your best to make sure the summit went perfectly.
>But he was right.
>As much as it annoyed you.
"Thank you Spike, I appreciate it. Just this once though, okay?
>He nods excitedly before shoving another spoonful into his mouth.
>It makes you smile but that disappears when you look back at Anon suspiciously.
"What are you doing here, Anon?"
>"Celestia wanted me to deliver the papers you forgot at the castle."
>Your face reddens at the mistake.
"Oh..."
>He goes to pat Spike's head.
>"Plus, I wanted to keep my little bro company while he watched your big flank."
>Spike snorts at his remark while you scowl at him.
>You really shouldn't let him hang around Anon so much.
"Well, I'm awake now."
>Reluctantly, you slink off the bed and move over to the desk.
>With your magic, you use a brush to tame your bed hair.
"Might as well finish my to-do list."
>"Already taken care of. All that's left is for you check the hall for final preparations."
>You look back in shock.
"Really?"
>"Yeah, he got Princess Luna and Cadence to help out!"
>Now you're impressed.
"Well...thank you Anonymous."
>He returns your smile sincerely.
"No problem, Twilight."
>Wow.
>No nicknames?
>You were finally making some progress with him!
>Maybe porn really was the source of his behavior.
>You levitate your saddlebags onto your back and pack the files Anon brought.
"Anon, please make sure Spike is cleaned up before coming to the ceremony."
>He dips his head in a mock bow.
>"It shall be done, Twiggles."
>Spoke too soon.
>You roll your eyes as you make your way to do the door.
>As you open the door, a chortle comes from behind you followed a whispered shush.
>You look back at the two inquisitively.
"Did you say something?"
>"Nope, not a word."
>"Y-yeah, nothing."
>Their smiles become suspiciously large.
>...
>Whatever.
>You close the door behind and take off from the tower toward the summit hall.
>Once you arrive, you land and enter one of the building's entrances.
>The hall is already populated by various delegates peacefully chatting amongst themselves.
>Most of the conversations stop when they see you.
>Most that do stare at you with dropped jaws and a few gasps.
>Sigh.
>You thought the novelty would have worn off by now that you wouldn't get that kind of reaction anymore.
>You ignore them for now and make your way to the bespectacled pony near the statue's base.
>Frazzle Rock looks up at her statue, scrutinizing it for any issues.
>She must have heard you because she turns her head toward you.
>Her calculating look brightens with a smile once she recognizes you.
>She quickly turns toward you and takes a bow.
>You'll never get used to that.
>"Princess Twilight! I hope the the statue is to your lik-"
>She chokes up once she looks back into your face.
>Oblivious, you walk by her to admire her creation.
"It's wonderful Frazzle! I really appreciate your hard work.
>You turn to look back at Frazzle but her expression  you.
>She's biting her lip while her cheeks bulge out.
>She lets out tiny snorts in obvious amusement.
>You're about to ask her if she's alright but the commotion behind her attracts your attention.
>The assorted delegates in the room are all in a state of hysterics.
>Some manage to resist with hooves to their mouths but others laugh outright.
>And they're all looking at you.
>Your face scrunches up in confusion.
"What's so funny?" You ask, slightly annoyed you don't get the apparent joke.
>Frazzle stifles her laughter with a snort.
>"Um...you need to see this princess."
>She takes out a pocket mirror from her sweater vest and opens it to you.
>Huh?
>Was something on your fa-
>You freeze when you see your reflection.
>For awhile you stay so still it's hard to see if you're still breathing.
>Eventually though, your eye starts to twitch
>Your mouth twists into a snarl as your teeth grind together.
>Everything becomes tinged with red.
>Is that smoke?
>You must have been making a fearsome face, because the delegates had ceased their laughter and took a step back.
>Frazzle follows suit
>"Princess, are you-?"
"AAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!"
 
>Be Anon
>The smile on your face grows larger once Twi's muffled scream reaches the tower.
>Triumphantly, you spoon another scoop of your ice cream into your mouth.
>Spike raises an eyebrow at the noise.
>"What is that?"
"Payback, Spike."
>You lick your lips, savoring the taste.
"Sweet payback."
>That'll teach her to take your smut.
 
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