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>"Call me a slut again."
>You can barely focus on what Rarity is saying.
>Most of your energy is going to breathing despite the several broken ribs you must have.
>The rest is going to not choking on your own blood.
>You can't even laugh at the irony of getting your ass kicked by someone you call 'Marshmallow Pone'.
>Turns out hooves are hard.
>Who knew?
>The pause in your ass-kicking gives you the time to lift your head to get a look at Rarity.
>The hoof that was previously pummeling you is poised over you to continue.
>Rarity has a manic look in her eyes, one of them twitching periodically.
>Reminds you of Twilight when she gets neurotic about something, except not as funny.
>'Slut' must be her trigger.
>If you say the wrong thing, you could die here.
>But, dammit, she was a slut.
>Rarity either flirted or slept with any stallion that she could get something from.
>The girls never called her out on it, just saying it's her being "friendly".
>Yeah, right.
>The same kind of girl played you back on Earth when you were younger.
>You didn't realize how much of a chump you were until you saw her string along another guy.
>You never wanted to end up like that again.
>So when Rarity tried to put the moves on you for a favor, you told Rarity exactly what you thought of her.
>It was all for her sake, really.
>Too bad she didn't see it that way.
>So here you are, near death at the hooves of a crazy cartoon pony.
>Only one thing to do.
"I'm...s-sorry..."
>This seemed to momentarily snap Rarity out her bloodlust, her face slowly becoming smug.
>She held her bloody hoof to her ear and leaned closer to you, as if she didn't hear you.
>Bitch.
>"Hm? What was that?"
>You grit your teeth in frustration.
"I'm sorry."
>"Well, that's fine darling! Just remember that a lady such as myself should never be addressed as a-"
"Sorry...that you're such a slut!"
>Rarity freezes in the middle of her lecture.
>The manic look returns to her face and she starts to tremble with obvious anger.
>You just give her a smile full of bloodstained teeth.
>Atleast you'll die with integrity.