> Day Almighty in Equestria
> Wake up, shit, shower, shave
> Go downstairs only to find Fluttershy smiling in your kitchen wearing an apron holding a bubbling purple potion in her hooves
> "This time Anon, I'll make you love me!"
> Turning, you ran into your living room and grabbed your mighty war drums
> Fluttershy only smiles as you watched you play the drums with your mighty hands
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> "Whatever you're doing, it won't help you Anon."
"PATAPONS, THE ALMIGHTY NEEDS YOU."
> Suddenly as you said that, a dozen of Patapons scurry out of hiding
> Standing no taller then an inch, carrying shields, spears, swords, and one carrying a large flag
> Beating the drums, the Patapons start singing
> Screaming out, you sing along with them
"PON PON PATA PON."
> Fluttershy only stood there dumbfounded as she watched you and the Patapons sing
> They quickly threw their spears at Fluttershy
> Fluttershy shielded her eyes from the toothpick sized spears and quickly turned and flew for the doors
> Stopping, the Patapons return to their homes hidden in your house and you go back to continuing your day as if nothing had happened
 
> Flying away from Anon's house, you float down into your garden crying
> Floating towards a bed of flowers, you continue to cry
"Why won't you love me Anon?"
> You felt somepony poking you
> Jumping, you turned to see a creature the same size as those things that Anon had
> It was red with a pink flower on of it's head
> Whatever it was, it wasn't alone
> Several more came out of hiding, some different colors, others were pudgy or skinny
> All of a sudden you heard a hiss and saw Opal
> She lunged at the small things
> You quickly grabbed her
"Oh Opal, you can't just attack these poor wittle guys.  Let's get you home."
> As you flew for Rarity's home, you noticed the little creatures trying to follow you
> Putting Opal down for a moment, you get down towards them
"A-are you guys following me?"
> They all nod and reached up with their hands for you
"D-do you guys have a home?"
> They looked at you and a few shook their heads
"W-would you guys want to live with me then?"
> All of them shook their heads vigoursly up and down
> Scooping them up, you placed them in your mane and picked up Opal heading for Rarity's
> As you flew, an idea started to form in your head