> Day irony in Equestria
> Wake up, shit, shower, shave
> Go for a walk
> As you're walking, Fluttershy floats down blushing
> "H-hi Anon, do you w-wanna go out with me?"
"Sure."
> "R-really?"
"Yeah."
> "YAY!"
> Her face freezing up, she clentched her heart
"Fluttershy?!?"
> You grabbed her
> "A-anon... I think I just had a heart attack."
"No, no! Fluttershy, hang on, I'll get you to a hospital!"
> Holding onto her, you ran for the hospital
> By the time you got there, she was already gone
 
> You open your eyes
> Looking around, you saw meadows on fluffy clouds, animals of all kinds playing with each other
> Amongst them you also saw other ponies, and even your great aunt Tulip
"W-where am I?"
> A great booming voice erupted
> "YOU ARE IN PONY HEAVEN FLUTTERSHY."
"I-I am?"
> "DO YOU DARE QUESTION PONY GOD?"
"N-no sir."
> "GOOD.  NOW ENJOY YOURSELF FLUTTERSHY, FOR YOU ARE IN HEAVEN."
> You look around inspecting your new home
> It had everything you could ever want
> Bunnies
> Birds
> All the fluffiest animals you could want
> All but one thing though
"Anon...."
> The booming voice came again
> "I'M SORRY FLUTTERSHY, BUT YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIM."
"Wha-what do you mean?  All I have to do is wait."
> "YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.  ANON IS NOT OF THIS WORLD NOR HE IS A PONY.  HE WILL NEVER COME TO YOU, OR STAY WITH YOU IN PONY HEAVEN."
"Th-that's impossible!  Can't you do anything about it?"
> "I CANNOT AND I SHALL NOT."
> You start to get angry
"What do you mean?  You're Pony God!  Can't you just talk to the Human God and arrange something?"
> "NO, NOR SHALL I TALK TO HUMAN GOD.  PONIES SHALL STAY IN PONY HEAVEN AND HUMANS WILL STAY IN HUMAN HEAVEN.  IT IS THE LAW!"
> The voice stopped talking
> You stood there, dumbfounded
> Angry, you told yourself he was wrong!
> Anon will come, you'll just have to wait
 
> And wait Fluttershy did
> For hours
> For days
> For months, years, decades, and centuries
> Never stopped hoping that Anon would come
> Her friends couldn't do anything to stop her when they arrived and learned of her ordeal
> She just sat there on the clouds, waiting at the shining gates
> Her eyes, now void of anything
> Emotions
> Light
> No sign of what was once Fluttershy was there
> Pinkie Pie couldn't make her laugh
> Applejack couldn't budge her
> Rarity couldn't comfort her
> Rainbow Dash couldn't get a response from her
> Even Twilight couldn't use her magic to make her smile
> And forever, Fluttershy sat there, in heaven but to her, her greatest Hell
> Every so often, in her head she would hope to hear Anon
> Even his scoldings, his anger, anything
> Only thing she had heard from him was silence
> And so Fluttershy to this day, continues to wait for Anon at the gates of Heaven, only to continue to wait there and never move