> Day ohgodwhy in Equestria
> Wake up, shit, shower, shave
> Hear Fluttershy knocking on your door
> You open it expecting the worst but you just see a basket filled with what seems like a fluffy version of her with a card attached to the handle
> Picking up the card, you read it
"Dear Anon, I'm going away for a while and to help remind you of my love, I've given you a Fluffy P0ny. Love Fluttershy."
> Looking down at it, the thing stares back at you
> "Yu Fwuffy new daddeh?"
> Jesus, it's adorable
"Yes I am, what's your name?"
> "Fwuffy name iz Fwuffyshy!  Fwuffyshy wuv new daddeh!"
> Your heart instantly melts and you take the thing in
> You let her walk around the house, teaching her what not to touch, what to eat, what to drink, the usual pet stuff
> Soon you make a small area lined with newspapers and told her to go poo and piss there
> "Daddeh so smawt, Fwuffyshy wan to grow up to be smawt as daddeh!"
> You smile and pet her
> She laughs and hug your leg
> Lifting her up, you kiss her and she moves her head so that you'll kiss her lips to lips
> After that you put her down
> "Fwuffyshy wan pway wit daddeh!"
"Sure Fwuffyshy, whatever you want."
> The both of you went outside and played in the grass, playing catch and playing tag
> Finally you both lay down on the grass, you hear Fwuffyshy's stomach rumbling
"You hungry Fwuffyshy?"
> "Fwuffyshy wan sketties!"
"Sketties? You mean spaghetti?"
> "Sketties!  Sketties!  Fwuffyshy wan sketties!" Fluffyshy says as she flitters about
"Alright" You pick her up and went back inside "Just wait and I'll make you some spaghetti."
> Fwuffyshy started to dance in place singing to sketties and huggies
> When you were done, you walked into your living room holding a plate full of spaghetti
"Alright, who wan-" You drop the plate as you saw the ruins of your living room
> Somehow, the damn thing ripped aparts your curtains, broke your tv and couch, and worst of all, she took a shit on your arm chair
> Fwuffyshy emerged from the wreckage and made a beeline for the dropped spaghetti
> You pick her up before she even had a chance to eat it
"What the fuck happened?!?  HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS?"
> Fwuffyshy cringed when you yelled
> "Fwuffyshy made no mesh daddeh, Fwuffyshy pwayed!"
"Don't give me that, didn't I tell you not to fucking break anything?  NO DINNER FOR TONIGHT!" You yelled as you threw Fwuffyshy into a padded box
> You began to clean the mess but you hear Fwuffyshy crying and screaming
> "FWUFFYSHY NO MEAN MAKE DADDEH ANGWY!  FOWGIV FWUFFYSHY, FWUFFYSHY SOWWY!  FWUFFYSHY SOWWY! FWUFFSHY BAD FWUFFY, FWUFFSHY BAD FWUFFY, DON WEAVE FWUFFYSHY!  FWUFFYSHY WUV DADDEH!"
> You ignore her and continue to pull pieces of the broken sofa outside
> After you were finished with the couch, you began taking down the curtains and hauling the remains of your tv outside along with the couch
> Finally, you grabbed the shit stain chair cushion and removed the covering and threw it out
> Sighing, you went to check on Fwuffyshy
> She's fast asleep muttering about how you're a meanie
> Fucking Fluffyshy
> You grab a quick bite then brush your teeth and go to bed
 
Fwuffshy
> You don't know why daddy is so mean to you
> As you sleep, you dream about spaghetti, daddy, and mommy
> Mommy seems different though, her eyes are different from usual
> You fly up to mommy
"Mommy!  Fwuffyshy miss mommy!"
> "I know dear, how are things with daddy?"
"Daddeh is smawt, an fun!  Bu Daddeh got angwy since Fwuffyshy made bad poopies.  Now Daddeh hates Fwuffyshy."  You said as you lower your ears
> Mommy pets you and continues to smile
> "It's just that you didn't show how much you love him."
"How Fwuffshy show him?"
> She smiles and leans close to you whispering
> You felt your no no place get warm and wet, but you didn't go pee
> "Honey, it's time to wake up.  Go show daddy your love."
> You open your eyes
> It's time to show daddy how much you love him
> You look at your box and began to tackle the walls, something in your mind telling you how and giving you strength
> Finally the box flips onto it's side and you land with a large pomf =3
> You cry but you ignore the searing pain on your side and continued on your journey to Daddy's bed
> As you climb the stairs, you feel your small legs burning from the intense workout from climbing three steps
> You nearly collapse but the image of mommy in your head strengthens you
> After seven grueling minutes of climbing thirteen more stairs, you managed to get to daddy's room and now you stand on top of daddy while he sleeps
> Walking to his face, you smile and begin to show him your love
> You begin to kiss him, your no no place burning and wet
"Fwuffshy wuv daddeh!"
> You position your no no area over his face
"Fwuffyshy gon wuin dat ass! Wuin it!"