This is a shitty greentext I wrote in a thread earlier, so enjoy I guess. I might continue if it's good enough.
>You're Anon, you found your way to Equestria because fuck your shit.
>Anyway, Twilight Sparkle made you right one those faggy-ass friendship letters the first day you got here.
>Although that was a few years ago, you remember it fondly...
Previously, on this excuse for a story...
You were writing a letter about friendship to a talking horse because fuck your shit.
>You didn't know what to write so you just wrote what was on your mind.
>You write...
Dear Princess Celestia,
This is Anon, I'm new in town. I'm writing this to you because fuck my shit. Anyway, Twilight wanted me to write you some faggy-ass letter about what I learned about friendship today. So, first I was introduced to some generic-ass ponies who were kinda different. I think their names were Apilljekx, Ranbuh Desh, Fletrysheh, Ruratai, and Punkelplorp. I don't know where to go with this so I guess I'll tell you about them and give the letter to this wierd excuse of a dragon that mails letters...
>To be continued because I don't know what the limit on these things is...
Previoualy, on this abomination...
You were in the middle of writing a letter about friendship to a talking horse that raises the sun because fuck everything.
>You took a break in the middle of your story to talk to that weird "dragon".
>" So, what's your name?"
"Are you done with that letter yet?"
>"No."
"Then keep writing."
>"Well fuck your shit."
"Fuck your shit too."
>"Asshole."
"Faggot."
>"Touch'e."
>You return to writing...
I just talked to that dragon asshole, he's cool I guess. So, anyway, about the horses I met. I met Apilljekx first; she's a farmer, she lives on a farm with her brother Biggy Mark (I don't know what his problem is, but he barely ever talks, I think he may be retarded), Apillblume (she's always obsessing over getting a "Cutie Mark", but I don't think she'll get one, she really doesn't have a talent), and finally theres Greeny Smoth (she doesn't do much, I think she's just dead and everybodys' in denial over it) that grows apples, I don't know what they do with the apples, whenever I asked them about it they kept dodging the question. Second I met Ranbuh Desh (she flies and shitshit).  Anyway, she told me she could clear the clouds in 10 seconds flat (which she failed to do by clocking in at 10.3 seconds) after that she acted like a cunt, so I just told her to fuck her shit (which she didn't respond well to, and by that I mean she beat the shit out of me) after that I was about half conscious and decided to crash at a purple horse's treehouse thingy...
>To be continued because I'm tired of writing this section...