>Enter Anon in Equestria
>You of course are Anon.
>But this Anon is Chinese, just kidding. He's green.
>Wake up and let out a massive fart.
"Oh Christ!"
>The smell is so intense you put on your Walt Disney brand gas mask.
>You go through your Holy Trinity. The Triple S.
>Hop on your skateboard and just like in Tony Hawk's Underground, you do a McTwist down the stairs.
>But since you didn't circle the analog stick enough you wipe out.
>Your skater friend, Zeke, pops out behind a wall and say "Narly dude!"
>Roll up in to the kitchen like 'yo whaddup I got a big-.
>Your suddenly smacked by Florida, from Good Times.
>Slowly turn to her, wiping the blood off your face.
"You hit like a bitch."
>Superman punch her. She's down for the count.
>Walk by and smack Collar on the ass.
>Lean in close and whisper "Hey sugar" in his ear as you flick his stache with your tongue.
>Pass by a room to see FlutterPriest getting head from five different mares.
>"They've been  at it for five hours!" He yells to you.
>FlutterPriest, the man with infinite stamina.
>Give him a thumbs up.
>Open the door before Fluttershy can knock, because you have ESP.
"No over-sized teddy bears aren't my fetish."
>She looks at you shocked as she tries to get rid of the teddy.
"Neither is the scent of freshly mowed grass."
>Once more she's in awe as she kicks away the mower.
>"H-how did you know?"
"Psychic." You say to the camera, breaking the fourth wall.
>A portal leading to the Nightosphere opens up.
>A demon  comes out.
>"I've come for you Anonymous!"
>Glare at him.
>Swiftly, like a monkey, put on your aviators.
"I'm not going anywhere."
>Double tornado kick him back to the pits of the Nightosphere.
>Fluttershy then tackles you.
>"I love psychics and demon slayers who wear aviators. They're my fetish."
>She starts kissing you all over.
>A single tear stripes down your cheek.
>In that one tear is the memory of you and your mother standing in a field of wheat as your father went to fight the Persians.
"No, no time for tears."
>"What?" Fluttershy says with a confused look.
"AYE. YO. WAYNE HELP ME OUT HERE!"
>Wayne Brady comes down from heaven sporting a white v-neck and suit.
>"What is it Anon?" He asks.
"Help me get this bitch off."
>"Ight niqqa."
>He looks at Fluttershy and brings out a stool.
>"Please Miss Shy, sit here.
>She does so.
>He starts improving a song.
>About 1 minute in Drew Carry buzzes him off stage.
>Fluttershy looks confused by the whole ordeal.
>You walk her to the door and open it.
>See that Shiggler is leading the Scottish rebels against the Brits in an epic battle for freedom.
>Wind picks up Shiggler's kilt, and he's not wearing any underwear.
>Close the door and try to hide your boner.
>Turn back to Fluttershy.
"We should do this again sometime."
>Her ears perk up.
>"Really!"
"Fucking No!"
>Field Goal that bitch
>Ref says it's good.
>Crowd goes wild.
>You just won the big game.
>The team lifts you on their shoulders and chants your name.
>You're put down while everyone still celebrates.
>Your crush, Femanon, walks up to you.
>"Wow Anon you wer-."
>Kiss her before she can even finish her sentence.
>Fireworks go off in the back ground.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjHBV20ZV4
>The song play in the background as you fade into the credits of life.
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