>Be me, MDL.
>Wake up today on the glorious day.
>Your Birthday.
"Maybe Fluttershy won't try to have the sex with me today."
>Walk to the bathroom and look in the mirror.
>Flex your pecks and arms.
"Oh hello there Octavia." You say to your mirror while still flexing.
"Oh what am I doing?"
"Just checking the gains."
>Stop flexing.
>Today your gonna look that gift horse in the mouth... and then fuck it.
>Go along with your morning routine.
>Head down stairs for a healthy dose of Horse Tranqs and Moose Testosterone.
"AHHH YES, FUGGIN' YES. I AM READY FOR THE DAY!"
>Grab your key before you leave.
>Open the door.
>You see a panicky Fluttershy suddenly stop in her tracks.
>Party decor is behind her.
>Half of Ponyville is there.
>She even got Slash to play at your birthday.
>"SURPRISE!" The crowd erupts.  
>All your friends are here.
>Swift, Priest, Urban, Dom, Jibber, and more!
>Fluttershy approaches you.
"Flutters. What is all this?"
>"I-I wanted your first birthday here t-to be special."
>Wrap your arms around her.
"Thanks. No one's ever done so much for me."
>She blushes then leans into your ear.
>"D-does this m-ean we can have sex?"
"....sure."
>She eeps with joy.
"HA, APRIL FOOLS BITCH!"
>She deflates down to the ground.
>"What do you mean?"
"Ya know, April Fools. Like ha ha it's a joke, I'll never touch you in a romantic way."
>"O-oh."
>Walk away.
>"W-wait! Where a-are you going?"
"To introduce Octavia to Rexxx."
>"Who's Rexxx?"
"My penis."
>"Why do you call it Rexxx?"
"Simple."
>Put on your shades.
"Cause I Rexxx da pussy."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
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