>You are Anon
>And the sun is not your friend, nor is anyone else, well except Fluttershy.
>No one likes because you're a souless, curly headed fuck of a Ginger
>You wake up and do the usual
>Pray your Goddess, Wendy, the burger bitch.
>You then go downstairs and get a bowl of Soul-o's
"Why can't I just have a soul?" You say sighing heavily.
>Suddenly there's a knock at your door, you get up to answer it.
"Hey Fluttershy."
>"Hey sexy, mind if I come in the sun is really hurting me." She says trying to sound sexy.
"Wha-?" You say looking down at her.
>She dyed her mane red, her coat is pale white, and she drew freckles on her face.
>Your Ginger rage begins to build up.
>She starts rubbing sunscreen all over herself, SPF 70, shit's legit.
>But that's when you snapped.
"YOU THINK I LIKE BEING THIS WAY!?" You shout at her.
>"I-i'm s-sorry I-i didn't know you hate-."
"YEAH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW!"
"This life style is a curse!"
"Every time someone asks if you want mayonnaise on your sandwich, you have to get it, it's the way we're built."
"I don't even like mayonnaise!" You start crying.
>"I'm sorry Anon, I had no Idea."
>"How about I treat you to some cupcakes as an apology?"
"I'd like that Flutters, thank you."
>You both leave your house.
"WAIT! NO! THE SUN!"
"I'M BECOMING WEAK, I'M LOSING POWER!" You shout slowly shriveling into nothingness.
>Fluttershy stands over your ashes crying for you to come back.
>Suddenly a bright light appears.
>Fluttershy looks up.
>It's you . Same face but not Ginger. In fact you're gorgeous.
>Fluttershy latches on to you
>"You came back! And you're hotter! she says crying.
"Yes I know."
>"Now how about those cupcakes cutie?"
"Not with you! Bitch I'm fabulous now!"
>With that you you slap her in the face and ride into the sunset on your robot lion. Every hot guy gets a robot lion.
 
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