Posted 9/6/13
 
>You had a fun time at the movies with Anon.
>He welcomed you when you arrived at the earth terminal.
>He showed you the city, took you out for a nice dinner, and finally went to the movies with you!
>He picked out a movie about a forbidden love romance between a pony and a human.
>He said it got good reviews, but you suspect he did it for you.
>Either way, it was a nice gesture.
>You head out of the movies, with Anon following up from behind you.
>As you exit the building, you see it’s dark out.
>How long was that movie?
>Before you dwell on it more, a deep seated feeling rises up inside of you.
>A forgotten instinct, one used back in the days of the cavepony
>Its telling you that something right now, is very, VERY wrong here.
>You enter a paralyzed state, and slowly inch your view up into the sky.
>Theres nothing up there, save for the moon.
>Every star in the sky is gone.
>You heard that earth’s sun, was also a star that happened to be really close to the planet.
>If these stars went out, wouldn’t that mean that the sun is gone as well?
>You back yourself up against the building, and are now trembling in fear.
>”Uhh, skies?”
>You think Anon is talking, but all you hear is a mumble of words.
>[screams internally]
>’If theres no sun, then every plant will die!’
>’when the plants die, there will be no more air or food on the planet!’
>’Every nation will go to war with each other for air and supplies!’
>’Thousands of air raids will strike this city, nukes will fall from the sky, and I will be the last one alive on earth!’
>’Anon will die in my hooves, and I will be forced to walk the earth eternally until I die of suffocation, or starvation!’
[spoiler]>’I will never get Anon’s hot monkey dick.[/spoiler]
>[screams externally]
>You feel a liquid pool at your hooves before you black out.
 
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>You are Anon.
>And what the fuck just happened?
>You had been having the best day in years.
>You took a nice mare out to the city, treated her to dinner, and finally showed her a movie you thought she would like.
>You followed her out of the theater, when she suddenly stopped, backed herself into a wall, screamed bloody murder, pissed herself and passed out.
>Why can’t you just have a normal day with a friend [spoiler]or something else[/spoiler] for once?
>I mean, you thought the movie was cheesy, but you didn't expect her to take it THAT bad.
>She seemed happy after the movie.
>You guess she was still in shock.
>You grab her and carry her back to the car.
>You try not to mind the fact that she is wet.
>When you get home, after a shower, you decide to bitch on /tv/ that ‘hands and hooves’ is the worst movie you have ever seen, and that malaria is more preferable than that.
>...Like those faggots actually care about anything you have to say.