>It seems almost unthinkable, but you've done it
>Your little fluffy pony, Caramel, is turning 9 years old today
>Of course, you threw him a little birthday party
>Balloons, streamers, confetti, a little fluffy pony birthday cake
>You even got him a birthday party hat that he's now wearing with pride as he "nyum nyum nyum"s on his slice of cake.
>"Wuv biwfday pawty, daddy! Wuv daddy! Yoo bes' daddy eba'!"
>He's certainly not a foal anymore, but he's still as happy and energetic as he ever was
>He's been a great companion for all these years.
>You were there from the moment he was born
>Speaking of which...
>You check your watch
>It's almost time!
>"Okay, Caramel, you'll be exactly 9 years old riiiiiiiiiight abouuuuuuuuuuuuut.......now!"
>Fluffy pony cheers with you, then suddenly starts glowing bright
>"Wha happenin? Daddy! Cawamew feew funny!"
>You have no idea what's going on
>The light is so bright you can't look directly at it
>"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
>You avert your eyes until the blinding light fades away
>Your fluffy pony is gone.
>In his place is a full sized, honest to God, MLP FiM pony.
>Same colors as Caramel.
>This new pony looks around the room in awe, staring down at his legs with wonder
>"Daddy? What happened to me? I feel so...different. And my voice is...more clear..."
>"Caramel?"
>The new pony runs towards you and hugs you tightly.
>He smells like...
>"Caramel, it is you!"
>"I love you, Daddy! And now I'm bigger! And I feel smarter! I'll make you proud, Daddy!"
>When fluffy ponies reach the age of 9, apparently they evolve into MLP FiM ponies.
>You hug Caramel back, tears in your eyes.
>"Oh, Caramel, you're such a good boy."
>Then the implications hit you
>You let go and run to your computer
>Go to fluffazon.com
>Order the oldest Applejack fluffy pony you can find
>Now to play the waiting game...