>Be Anon
>Be at the library.
>Studying for your tests.
>They're closing in so you don't want get less than a B.
>You have plenty of time though. But no one to spend it with.
>Norman's too busy trying to get Rarity's attention.
>Featherweight's busy with some kind of new project.
>Thunderlane is training to join the football team.
>Pinkie Pie never studies.
>You used to help Rainbow Dash with her homework, but at this point she has started doing it herself since the teachers found out she only cheated off your work.
>Rarity has convinced you plenty of times to do her homework.
>Why? Because she's hot and you're a beta.
>Fuck.
>...Getting distracted again.
>Continue.
>"...I can't be with you Twilight. Sunset Shimmer promised me that she would change."
>Huh?
>It's Twilight and Flash.
>"But...Flash! I..."
>"Goodbye Twilight."
>He leaves.
>Poor Twilight. She looks so heartbroken.
>"...WAAAAH!"
>Oh shit.
>You should cheer her up.
>Apparently she isn't aware that she's at the library.
>...okay that was dickish of your part.
>Cheer that purple girl up!
 
"Twi? What's wrong?"
>"Oh...hey Anon...*sniff* Flash...broke up with me."
"Oh Twilight...don't be sad about that...it's his loss."
>"But...why Sunset Shimmer Anon? Just why?"
>Well, you heard she's an expert in bed.
"I don't know Twi...but I'm sure he must be some kind of dumbass to dump a nice and pretty girl like you."
>She wipes away her tears.
>"Thank you Anon, you always manage to cheer me up, even when Pinkie can't do it."
"It's nothing Twi...I'll see you later. Gotta keep studying for the exams."
>"...Can we study together Anon?"
"Sure."
>You bring your stuff to the table she's at and start reading some math.
>Chapter 6.
>...
>"...What are you reading Anon?"
"Oh-um...vectors."
>"Oh...that's easy, I can help you out."
>30 minutes later.
>"Aaand that's it...got any questions Anon?"
"Nope...in fact, I can understand them better thanks to you Twilight, I wish you were my teacher and not that old cranky lady."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnYGaZsxGqM
>God...that giggle was so cute.
>"I knew you'd understand easily. You're pretty smart too."
>Twilight's so cute.
>An absolute delight to hang with.
>She sighs.
>Her eyes show sadness.
>Yep, a breakup must be hard.
>You should do something nice for her.
>"...Anon?"
"Yes Twi?"
>"...Do you think I'm...weird?"
"What?! No I don't, in fact, I think you are the most normal and interesting girl in this crazy school!"
>She blushes.
>"...Thank you Anon. It's just that...Sunset..."
"Sunset Shimmer's a bitch and that's it...don't be sad about whatever she says to you..."
>She smiles and twirls her hair with her finger.
"Shoot, I have to go Twi...thanks for your help!"
>"Uh...bye Anon!"
>She waves at you.
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>And Anon showed up in the best moment.
>He almost made you forget why you were sad.
>And he called you pretty!
>...
>He's such a nice guy and he studies hard.
>Your friends are kind of mean with him.
>Dash always calls him an egghead.
>Rarity makes him do her homework.
>But...he doesn't mind.
>In fact, he likes to be called an egghead by Dash.
>He's almost as shy as Fluttershy.
>Specially when he's around you.
>...
>...Flash has been such a crybaby these days.
>He went insane when you spilled your milkshake in his car.
>He yelled at you.
>His words made you feel bad about yourself a whole week.
>...
>You must forget about Flash!
>Anon's right! It's his loss!
>...Thanks again Anon.
>He has always been there with you.
>When you caught Flash cheating on you that time.
>When Sunset Shimmer played you a prank while you were giving a speech.
>That was so embarassing.
>The whole school saw your panties!
>You place your head on the desk.
>You can't forget about the events of that day.
>And Anon was always there to listen to you.
>...What a good guy he is...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-07AA8mFEX0
>And, he's not bad looking either.
>He has some flaws, but he isn't Featherweight. Or Snowflake.
>Ewwww...
>...He's so...
>...So...
 
>Be at history class.
>Fuck, this is so boring...
>You glance at the clock...
>50 minutes left?!
>Fuck.
>Look at your classmates.
>Pinkie is asleep.
>Shy's feeding her pets.
>God that backpack must stink.
>Applejack and Rainbow Dash are arm wrestling.
>Thank goodness the teacher's an old fart that can't hear that well. Otherwise, they would be in trouble.
>Norman is looking at Rarity's ass.
>That's pretty normal for him.
>Twilight is...NOT PAYING ATTENTION?!
>Who the hell is that purple girl?!
>She's...looking at you with dreamy eyes...
>...What the fuck is going on?
>Glance to her once again.
>She gives you a wink.
>...
>20 minutes later.
>A paper ball arrives to your desk.
>Open it.
>It's a note.
>"Meet me in front of the school's statue...-TS."
>You look at Twilight.
>Oh, so you're now paying attention huh?
>...She looks cute with that innocent look...
>D'awww...
>She needs a halo on top of her.
>You're now intrigued.
>What does she have planned?
>Guess you'll have to find out after this class.
 
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIf2kjwhDQQ
>Freedom!
>Dash appears.
>"Hey egghead! Wanna play soccer with me and the guys?"
"Why no...Oh shit I almost forgot, sorry Dash, I can't play today."
>"Why?"
"I have to meet someone..."
>"Oh...alright then? Bye Anon."
>Most students are leaving the school.
>You spot Twilight patiently waiting near the school's statue.
"Twi!"
>"Oh, hey Anon! I knew you'd come."
"Yeah, well...What's up?"
>"Oh um...it's been a while since we hung out together..."
>Yeah, she usually leaves with Flash after school.
>"...so...um- Why don't we eat something at Sugarcube Corner?"
>She probably is still sad.
"Sure Twi. Let's go! I heard the Cakes have a new flavor on display."
>She smiles.
>Walking on the street.
>Arrive to Sugarcube Corner.
>Some of your classmates are there, minding their own business.
>You order some milkshakes for you and Twi.
>She talks about how miserable she was with Flash.
>You, as a good friend, listen to her.
>Since they started dating, you didn't want to interfere in their relationship.
>That's messed up.
>Even though you knew that Flash was going to be a dick to her. You didn't want to say a word.
>She eventually found out by herself.
>"...And that's it. I'm glad I still can talk with you about that Anon."
"Hey! What are friends for Twi? I'm all ears 24/7"
>She giggles.
>The store's bell rings.
>"Oh no..."
>Twilight hides behind her books.
>You turn your head and see...
>Flash Sentry and Sunset Shimmer.
>The fuck are they doing here?
>"...*sniff*...*sob*..."
>Man, she was doing so well...
"Twilight...come on...I already paid for our drinks, let's go..."
>"Oh look Flash, nerds!" Sunset Shimmer laughs.
>Fuck that bitch.
>Flash rolls his eyes.
 
"What do you want Shimmer?"
>"Uhh nothing...I just wanted an ice cream. By the way Anon, I didn't knew you were an Eco-Kid."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
>She gasps.
"Oh, you aren't? But you are recycling an used girl, isn't that right?"
>She laughs.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0
>That was terrible.
"Look, if you want to bother us, we're leaving alright? We can't be in a pig pen."
>"Pig pen?"
"Yeah, this place became one the moment you arrived."
>Everyone at the store goes "ooooohhhh."
>She's angry.
>Take that bitch! Score for team Twilight!
>"Flash?! Did you hear that? Say something!"
>"I did...Anon...apolo-"
"Seriously Flash? After what you've done to poor Twilight here you don't have a position to demand anything!"
>Twilight smiles and cleans the tears.
>"..."
"Yeah, that's what I thought...Come on Twilight! You don't want to be near these scumbags..."
>She stands up and follows you.
>You both leave the store.
>Sunset is yelling at Flash.
>That should teach him a lesson, not to mess with you.
>"Oh Anon...thanks for standing up for me!"
"You're welcome Twi...since those two ruined our milkshakes, why don't we go to the movies?"
>"YES!...I mean...yeah sure...like a...date?"
>You can take advantage of this.
"Not 'like' a date. It IS a date!"
>Her smile shows a new mood.
>Man what a cute girl.
>Even though she's pretty, you have only seen her so far as your best friend.
>But now, she can be more than just a friend.
>Why the hell not? She's pretty, and adorable.
"Let's go then!"
>"Okay!"
>She hooks your arm with yours. Her head resting on your shoulder.
>Damn right.
 
>You are both now at the movie theater.
>You bought two tickets for a comedy movie.
>She's been sad all morning, this should cheer her up.
>After all, laughter is the best medicine.
>You buy some popcorn and sodas, and some nachos for you.
>If spending all this money makes Twilight happy, it's fine with you.
>"Ooohhh...I love nachos, can I have some Anon?"
"*chomp*...Sure Twilight...*siiip*"
>Her hand tries to reach the bowl.
>You thought she grabbed some nachos already. So your hand touches hers.
>...
>Don't panic and say something smooth.
"Wow...these are the softest nachos I've ever eaten."
>What the fuck man?!
>She giggles.
>"Why, thank you...but that's my hand mister..."
"Oh...too bad."
>You are still touching her hand.
>"Anon? The nachos bowl is on your lap."
"I know, but my hand has made a decision."
>She giggles.
>"Oh Anon...you're so funny..."
>"...Shhhh!"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AXfpgG6i4
>God...she's adorable.
>...
>She's funny...she's kind...she's lovely...
>But she's only your friend!
>What if she's using you to make Flash jealous?
>"...Hahahaha! Did you see that Anon?"
"Uhh...yeah, real funny."
>She eats some of her popcorn.
>...She's so beautiful.
>Your gaze goes down to her legs.
>...And she always wears skirts...her legs are...~UNF!
>You better try to have something with her.
>Twilight...as your girlfriend?
>Wellwhythefucknot.jpg
>An hour and a half later the movie ends.
>Her head lies on your shoulder.
>"...I needed a good laugh...thanks for everything Anon..."
"I'm glad you liked it Twi..."
>"Could you please take me to my home?"
"Of course Twi!"
 
>Arrive at her home.
>"I had a lot of fun Anon...thank you..."
"I had fun too Twi...thanks to you my evening just got better."
>She twirls her hair again.
>"Hihihi...Ummm...bye Anon."
"See you tomorrow Twi..."
>You leave.
>"...Anon! Wait!"
>You turn your head only to see a couple of lips going to yours at a great speed.
>...
>Twilight's kissing you...
>...One of your best friends has feelings for you.
>She releases.
>"...You're the best Anon..."
>She gives you a big hug and then enters her house.
>...
>FUCK YES!
>Twi likes you!
>Thanks a lot Flash!
 
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>And your heart is beating so fast right now...
>Ahhh...Anon...
>"Hey there sis, you look happy!"
"Oh hi, Shining Armor...It's just that...has anyone made you feel suddenly so much better than ever when you were feeling sad?"
>"Umm...no?"
"Well, for me that happened today! I feel like...singing!"
>"Oh man...Twily! It's almost time for dinner...why don't you tell me and our parents what happened today alright?
"Yep!"
>Start humming...
>You can't wait to see Anon tomorrow...
"Everything's going to be fine!"