>Be Twilight Sparkle. >Next day. >You arrive to school holding hands with the man you love. >Anon. >Yesterday was a very special day. >You gave to him your virginity, and he gave you his. >The simplest thought of yesterday's events make your face go red. >You give Anon a quick peck on the cheek. >He responds by placing his arm over your shoulder and bringing you closer to him. >Your heart is beating so fast. >When you arrive to the main hall everyone greets you with disgusted looks and smirks. >And the boys give Anon thumbs up and pats on his back. >What's going on?! >...Oh no... >Could they know about what happened? >A couple of arms takes Anon and you into an empty classroom. >Your friends are the only ones in here. >"Oh...hey girls. What's-*Ooof*" >Rainbow Dash punched Anon in the stomach! "DASH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" >Applejack kicks Anon in the face. "APPLEJACK! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" >Rarity gives you a big hug. >"Darling are you okay? Did he hurt you?" "What are you talking about?!" >"Anon won't hurt you anymore darling..." >Rarity turns her head to Anon and says: >"You should be ashamed of yourself Anon! Taking advantage of a heartbroken girl only to have sex with her...You are nothing but a ruffian!" >Fluttershy adds: >"She's right...you...meanie? I'm sorry...I can't do this..." >Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes. >"This is how it's done Fluttershy..." >She clears her throat. >"YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NEAR TWI AGAIN YOU HEAR?!" >Anon is confused. >You have to stop them. "GIRLS!" >Your friends look at you. "Why are you doing this?!" >Pinkie shows you a video. >"Because Anon is a big jerk Twilight, that's why!" >... >Someone recorded your actions! >You hear some voices. >"...Fucking stop!" >Was that...? >SNIPS!     "AJ, DASH! APOLOGIZE TO ANON!" >"What? No way!" "Listen, it was my fault..." >"Huh?" "Yes...Anon had nothing to do with it...I was the one who wanted it..." >"But...the video..." "Guess who recorded it?" >They look at each other. "UGH...It was Snips and Snails! Sunset Shimmer must've ordered them to follow us!" >"But...Twah...Anon...you...Flash..." "I told you already! My fault! I was the one who started..." >"Heh...heh...sorry Anon." AJ apologizes. >Anon is so angry. >"Darling, Anon..." "Rarity...seriously...stop it." >You run to Anon and hug him. "Are you okay Anon?" >Kiss him. >He nods and stands up. >"I'm fine Twi..." >"...Nice punch Dash..." >She looks away embarassed. >"You know...next time, you should ask Twilight what happened BEFORE you beat someone up!" >"Sorry Anon...but..." >"BUT NOTHING! Why didn't you slap the shit out of Flash when he was being an asshole to Twilight? I don't need this crap...I'm leaving!" >Anon gives you a kiss. >"I'll see you at lunch Twi...you better deal with your BATSHIT INSANE friends, except you Flutters, you're kind of cool, I guess..." >A drop of blood leaves Anon's mouth. >"...Shit...What a good kick Applejack...Do you kick those fucking trees? Jesus." >Anon leaves. "GIRLS!" >They look away embarassed. >And all of them say: >"Sorry Twilight..." >You sigh. "It's fine girls...thank you for being concerned...but Anon is much different than Flash...trust me on this one..." >"Darling...can I ask you a question?" "Of course Rarity." >"How did Anon do?" "WHAT?!" >"Was he big?! Did he do it slow? Or fast? Or slow and fast?" Pinkie asks. >"Umm...did you enjoy it?" Fluttershy adds. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlCdvfhuAs     >Be Twilight Sparkle. >It's only the second period and you are getting pervy looks from the guys and girls are talking behind your back. >Ugh. >"OMG Twilight, you actually had sex with Anon? Anon of all people?!" "..." >"Yeah, he must've taken the opportunity after what happened with Flash." >"Hahaha...Yeah, what an asshole..." >You can't take this anymore. >Be Anon. >Lunch time. >You are having lunch with your girlfriend. >She told you how she's hurt and embarassed. >Most of her classmates make fun of her. >You aren't in a good position either. >When Flash found out about you having sex with Twilight he raged and stormed off the classroom. >For a moment you thought he was going to kick your ass for managing to do what the couldn't. >You gave yourself a pat on the back. >Suck it Flash. >Twilight looks at you and grabs your hands. >"...So, could you teach Snips a lesson Anon? For me?" "...Sure Twilight." >"Don't fight with him, just manage to get some information from him." "What for? Don't you want me to kick his ass?" >"No! You are a very smart guy Anon, I know you'll be able to make him sing like a canary." "Thanks Twi...Oh look, Snips left the cafeteria. I better follow him." >"Don't use violence Anon..." >You stand up and leave the cafeteria. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jXAWb1FqcU >Follow that fucking midget. >Your plan is simple. >Follow him, and when he's alone you can make your move. >He keeps walking, stops, grabs some books from his locker and gets into an empty classroom. >Oh, he didn't close his locker. >Bingo. >Search his stuff. >... >HOLY SHIT! >You found a very compromising photo. >It's Sunset Shimmer taking a shower. >You smirk. >Take another look at the locker. >... >It's not only a photo, it's an album full of creep shots featuring Sunset Shimmer. >... >Not now boner. >This can be useful. >Enter the classroom. >"...What do you want Anon?" "Hey dude, I wanted to talk with you." >"Huh, about what?" "You know exactly what I want to talk about..." >"Everyone must hate you, taking advantage of the nerdy girl..." >You laugh... >"What's so funny?" >You show him the album. >"Dude...please don't..."     "Why not? Ooohhh don't tell me you have the hots for your boss..." >"Please don't say anything dude, if she finds out about this...she'll kill me!" "Who said I was going to tell her?" >He lets out a sigh in relief. >"Thanks dude I owe you..." "I'm thinking about showing the photos to all the students in Canterlot High!" >"AAAHHH! NO PLEASE!" >He gets on his knees and grabs your legs. >"Please dude...I'm begging you..." "Get the hell off me!" >He stops. "Look, I wanted to know why Sunset ordered you to creep on us." >He sighs. >"Fine...it's just that simple...she's jealous of Twilight." "Jealous?" >"Yeah...since Flash is hanging out with her he doesn't seem to be happy at all, in fact, he desires to be with Twilight again.? "But...why attack Twilight?" >"Well, after Flash saw the video he knew that he had lost to you...Sunset made sure of killing two birds with a stone, by ruining Twilight's reputation, and Flash angry at both of you...You better watch out. If he sees you today, you die..." "Pffft..As if I was scared of that blue haired punk..." >"Yeah alright, can you give me the photo album please?" "Alright just because you asked nice...OH SHIT! SUNSET SHIMMER!" >He turns his head, sweating bullets. >"WHERE?!" >Run out of the classroom with the album in your hands. >"She's not...ANOOOON!!!" >Hehehe piece of cake. >Return to the cafeteria. >Twilight greets you. >"Oh? Back already?" >You show her the album. >"What's this?" >... >She blushes, but also gives you an angry look. >"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!" >Oh shit. "It's Snips' album, not mine!" >"Snips'?" >She laughs. >"What a pervert...Sunset will be very angry towards him..." "What do you say if we have our revenge?" >"How?" "HEY GUYS! WANT TO HAVE SOME PHOTOS OF SUNSET SHIMMER? A DOLLAR EACH!" >"Anon?!"     >"Sunset Shimmer?" >"I think he said Sunset Shimmer?" >"Awesome!" >"Fucking Sunset Shimmer? No way!" >An horde of horny teens come to your table. >You show them the album. >"HOLY SHIT! GIVE ME 5!" >"I'LL HAVE 3!" >A rich kid hands you 100 bucks. >"I'll have the whole album, keep the change!" >You accept the money. >That'll teach Snips not to mess with you. >And you are now $108 dollars richer. >[Jewing intensifies] >Snips bursts through the cafeteria's doors. >"Anon!" >Oh shit. "Hey guys, look, it's the artist!" >"What?!" >The girls look at him disgusted. >The guys give him thumbs up. >Sunset Shimmer and Flash Sentry enter the cafeteria. >The guys start laughing. >"What's so funny?!" Sunset asks. >"Man...I knew you were a hottie Sunset, and this confirms it!" >She snatches the photo. >"Hey...that's mine!" >She looks at the photo. >"..." >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-CRw0oSEg >"WHO?" >All the students point to Snips. >"Sunset! I can explain..." >"YOU...YOU..." >"I kept it in my locker! Anon somehow obtained it! Please! Have mercy!" >Snips is so scared. >"ANON?" >SHIT!!! >"I'll deal with you in another time Snips..." >She looks at you. >And approaches slowly. >Her fists are closed. >Oh man... >Why the fuck did you do that? >This is the end for you. >... >"Nicely done Anon..." "Huh?" >"You stopped being a pussy...unlike Flash." >Flash is clearly upset. >"Not only you managed to bang 'his' Twilight. You got your revenge...I have to admit...you have big balls..." >She looks at Flash. >"Sorry Flash...I think this won't work out...I don't want to see you again...I prefer real men, like Anon here." >She gives you a kiss. >"HEY!" Twilight shouts. "What do you think you are doing?!" >... >"Anon...you piece of shit!" Flash says. >Oh God. "Flash...calm down..."     >"Shut up!" >Flash pushes you and you fall on the floor. >Then he raises his sneaker. >Oh crap. He's going to... >"Flash! Leave him alone!" Twilight intervenes. >"Be quiet you slut! I only wanted to apologize, and the first thing you do is have sex with this fucking asshole!" >Sunset Shimmer smirks. >"I made my mistakes, and you weren't able to forgive me...I love you Twilight...not Sunset Shimmer..." >"I knew it, meh, you are nothing Flash...I'm leaving so you two can solve your differences." >Sunset leaves the cafeteria. >Twilight is so angry right now. >"I don't love you anymore Flash...I love Anon, unlike you, he's actually a good boyfriend." >"But...Twilight!" >You stand up. >She hugs you. "Sorry Flash, next time, you better stop being a dick." >... >"Fuck you Anon!" >He storms off the cafeteria. >Twilight slaps you. "Oww- what was that for?" >"That was for letting Sunset Shimmer kiss you!" >She crosses her arms. >Man, even when she's angry she's cute. "Sorry Twi...I didn't knew she would try to do something like that." >"..." "Let me repay you by taking you to museum!" >Her frown turns upside down. >http://i.imgur.com/PmjzNaz.png >"The museum?! Okay! I forgive you...but don't get near that Sunset Shimmer again or I'll be very mad at you..." "Deal...why would I get near that bitch anyway? You're perfect Twi..." >She blushes. >"Aww...Stop it..." She says as she twirls her hair with her finger. >She can't be this cute...damn, your heart will need some medications. "That museum has a new exhibit, when the school hours end we'll go and see it okay?" >"Okay!" >She hugs you and gives you a kiss.   >The rest of the day passes by. >Nothing out of place. >School hours come to an end and you meet Twilight in front of the school's statue. >"Let's go Anon!" >You grab her by the waist and start walking. >20 minutes later you arrive to the museum. >It's empty. >Pay for the admission. >And get in. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNVYDkYPWtQ >"Oooohhh...Ahhhhh...Woooow...." >You chuckle, watching her so happy brings joy to your heart. >"What's so funny Anon?" "It's nothing Twilight...I just find it cute that you love museums." >She gives you a smile. >Both of you go upstairs. >There's plenty of stuff discovered in old mines. >Fossils, Old Shields, and a huge ass diamond. >"That diamond...is so pretty..." >Girls. >She's still looking at it. >You snap your fingers. >"Wha-?" "Twi, you've been looking at that diamond for 5 minutes...let's keep going." >"Sorry Anon, it's just that...it's so pretty..." >Not again... >You grab her arm and drag her away from it. >30 minutes later. >You exit the museum. >"Thank you Anon...it was so nice of you to bring me here. We should do it more often." "Yeah, I guess, should I take you to your home?" >"Yep...let's go." >The way back to her home takes a lot of time. >Mainly because you stayed in the middle of the sidewalk kissing her for several minutes. >Finally at her home. >"Bye Anon..." >Her eyes close and her lips await for yours. >Suddenly, the door opens violently. >It's her big brother. >He punches you and grabs Twilight by the wrist. >"Shining?! What are you doing?!" >"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER!" >They get in and he slams the door.   >Be Twilight Sparkle. >And it seems that your big brother has found your video. >"Our parents will come back in no time! You're in trouble Twily!" >Why did this have to happen?