>Day .... something, in Equestria
>You should really learn to count sometime
>There's a knock at the door
>Resist dinosuar urges
>Open door
>it's a pony, go figure
>A pony, on all fours
>Like a dinosaur
>.....
>Fuck it!
>You get on the floor, and walk the mother fucking dinosa-
>"Are you, ... MAKING FUN OF ME?!"
>Pause dinosaur
>The pony is Filthy Rich
>The same Filthy that owns the land you live on
>The same Filthy that has a general dislike for you
>Awshit.script
>"I HAD stopped by your, 'home', to pay you for your services of previously removing that tattered mess from my estate."
>You had been called to drag Fluttershy away from their MASSIVE Avery the other day
"Oh, money?!"
>Your eyes glistened over as you quickly search over him, and there it is
>He pulls a gold ingot from his pocket
>A FUCKING GOLD INGOT
>"I had this laying about the mansion, and I've no use for it, and so I thought you could use it for something, ... primative."
>Mocking you per usual
>Whatever, that's fucking gold
"Why yes, I'm sure I could use it for-"
>"However, if that, .. display, is how you view me, then so be it."
>He pockets the gold and turns to leave
>"Such uncouth patrons do not deserve to be paid like those of us more, entitled to wealth."
>You can't fucking believe it
>You chase towards him, but he's already seated in his carraige as a team of pegasi fly it away.
 
>Back in your house, celestiadamn this fucking place
>Maybe you should move away somewhere, better
>Manehattan doesn't sound quite as bad as other ponies say
>Or maybe even over in prance, you hear they have some damn loose mar-
>Another knock at the door
>Fuck off dinosaur
>You lazily open the door
>It's Fluttershy, dressed as a pots and pans robot
>Kinda cute actually
>Oh, hi anon I was, err, I mean .... |I AM FLUTTERBOT. I WISH TO MATE WITH YOU ANOBOT. I AM SURE THIS IS YOUR FET-|"
You grab Flutterbot and pull her inside
>Whythefucknot.scroll
>You remove the pots and pans, throwing them to the side
>Then you carry a slightly confused, but overexcited Fluttershy to your bedroom.
>Gently laying her down, you caress her cheek, lening down and slowly kissing her soft lips
>She returns the favor, pushing her lips against yours
>She gasps as your hand travels down, lightly touching her MAREHOOD
>suddenly, she brkes the moment
>"Anon, I'm sorry, but, don't be so gentle, soft loving isn't my fetish."
>she smiles a little bit, at the irony of her statement
>You lean in, kissing her again
"Anything you want"
 
>you forcefully throw her down on the bed
>Gabbing her hind legs, you wrench them up in the air together
>Her soft innocent MAREHOOD quivering at your tactics
>You hold her legs up with one had and the other to hold her dow, as you maneuver about so your MEMBER is ready to go
>Pushing in hard, you force yourself inside her
>Oh dear sweet Celestia THAT IS A TIGHT FIT
>Fluttershy has become frantic at your actions
>"A-Anon! No! *huff* Not like this! Rape isn't *gasp* my fetish either!!!"
>You pause
"Oh."
>...
"Oh well."
>"Anon NO!!"
 
Later, your again lazing around, doing nothing
>Today was a weird day.