>Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria
>Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky
>You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment
>Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though
>Those muffins Pinkie dropped over yesterday look pretty good to start...
>Knock on the door?
>Alright, stay calm Anon, just be ready to-
>Oh it's Twilight
>Wait, shit
>"Anon! Come on we can't waste time with breakfast now!"
>What in the- oh she's just going to teleport your ass straight to her library?
>"Alright, are you suitably dressed? Ugh, it'll have to do."
>"Twi, what's going on?"
>She's scurrying about, flipping through various books while levitating items into a case
>"No time to explain, we've got to get ready to go to Canterlot."
>"Look, I'm not going anywhere until I've got-"
>"Princess Celestia is expecting us!"
>Whatever objections you might have been able to make to get out of this are thus nullified
>While you could easily find some way to thwart Twilight's schemes, there's no way you were going to risk pissing off an immortal sun goddess
 
>After a short trip one a pegasus drawn chariot you're now standing outside an unfamiliar building in the city of Canterlot
>"And she wanted you to give a presentation on me?"
>"That's what she said. Explaining your physical characteristics and the sociological differences between our species."
>It certainly sounds harmful enough but experience has taught you to be wary all the same
>Inside the building is a massive auditorium
>Twilight leads you backstage of it, prepares some notes and then brings you out with her
>There's reserved applause, looks like a lot of notable ponies are in the audience
>Yep, there's Celestia
>And her sister?
>Good thing you came, pissing off two immortal goddesses would have been decidedly worse
>Twilight gives a brief introduction, explaining who and what you are
>She goes on to describe your basic physical characteristics and give a rundown of your psychological profile
>All normal so far, standing here looking pretty is okay actually
>"Allow me to illustrate more clearly what I've been talking about."
>What?
>Before you can ask that question your clothes are levitated off you, leaving you naked
>In front of an entire auditorium of ponies
>You'd simply love to run from the stage but that blasted unicorn has also seen fit to restrain you telekinetically
 
>"You can see he has many of the features one would expect of a bipedal organism. Of particular note are the exposed... reproductive organs."
>Oh no, no way, she is not going to do this
>"If I may offer a more fuller demonstration."
>She trots between your legs and without a second breath starts to lick at your member
>You so desperately want to resist this but your treacherous body has other ideas
>"Twi, what the hell are you doing!"
>You try to hiss it as quietly as you can but you're sure the sound has carried
>She doesn't stop though
>Not until she's got you at full attention
>"Now I shall demonstrate the completeness of my research into human mating practices."
>Oh fuck no, this is some bullshit right here
>And why the hell is Celestia just sitting there nodding to her student?!
>Twilight turns around and slowly presses herself against you, a soft gasp escaping her as you enter her fully
>"I-It's quite similar to Equestrian mating though decidedly more... intense."
>Sweet mother of mercy she's actually going to do this
>Starting off slow she quickly warms up to it, thrusting herself back against you
>The sounds of wet slapping easily carry throughout the perfect acoustics of the hall
>Every p0ny's eyes are upon you, their cold gaze eerily unwavering
>Except for Celestia who's giving you a toothy grin
>Dear lord how you wish you could tell Twilight to stop
>To scream at her to halt this madness
>You want to but you can't
>You can't because you have no mouth
>You have no mouth and you must scream
 
>Suddenly your surroundings begin to warp
>The ponies all sitting down twist and flatten into a filed of printed circuit boards
>Celestia and Luna rise into towering electrodes
>Twilight suddenly sloughs away, leaving you standing naked in blinding light
>A massive voice booms from all around you
>"WE MUST BEGIN AGAIN."
 
>Just another beautiful day in the magical land of Equestria
>Sun is shining in through the window and not a cloud in the sky
>You've come to appreciate how much these days seem so similar, it brings you a sense of contentment
>Not quite as much as a hearty breakfast though...