>walking down street with groceries
>see yellow and pink blur
>You think nothing of it and continue my errands
>You see another blur in the corner of my vision
>You turn but nothing's there
"Ok, what the hell is going on?"
>keep walking, albeit, a bit more carefully
>bush rustles
>"Quit hiding and come out"
>yellow pegasus with a pink mane walks out of a bush
>"H-hello my name is Fluttershy. What's Y-yours?
"uhh... my name is Anon"
>"well then Anon, w-would you like to come to my cottage for something to drink"
"Sure, lead the way"
>arrive at cottage
>"W-what would y-you like to drink?"
"Anything is fine"
>a creepy smile come across her face "O-okay"
>she disappears into the kitchen where clattering can be heard followed by loud banging
"Is everything okay?"
>"I-it's fine I just dropped a f-few things. Here's your l-lemonade"
"Thanks. What's this white powder swirling around?
>"Uhmm... that's...uhhh SUGAR! Th-that's right. Sugar
>i take a large gulp and immediately get a bad case of vertigo
"Are you sure this is sugar?"
>"No Anon. It's not sugar"
>where is that shy stutter she had?
>pass out
>I wake up to a bad headache
>as you try to hold my head you realized you're tied to a bedpost
>"Good morning sleepyhead"
"What's going on?"
>"Well you're the first human I've ever seen. I love animals so I have to know everything about them"
>she walks closer
>"including how they...reproduce"
>ohshitponywhatthefuckareyoudoing.jpg
>escape from bonds because they were tied with fucking hooves and run out of cottage
>"Wait Anon, you forgot your lemonade"
 
The End