>No one counts how many days they have been on Earth
>You are Anon
>You just ended a great relationship
>Or so you thought
>Bitch cheated on you
>Broke you heart
>You had been dating her for 8 months
>You felt something, and she threw it away
>Whatever
>You're taking a walk through the woods
>Walking helps clear the mind or some shit like that
>It's a nice night out
>It's also fall so the leaves crunch under your feet
>The full moon lights your way
>You can see a lot of stars
>But one catches your attention
>It's a bright one
>Like really fucking bright
>Suddenly you think of the song "When You Wish Upon A Star"
>Isn't that song for kids
>Wishes never come true anyways
>A voice in the back of your head yells something about a plot device and to go fuck yourself
>Fuck it
I want to meet a girl who will always love me, and never will leave me
Or world peace, whatever works with you
>God this is the worst plot device ever
>You head home
>Look at the picture of you and your Ex
>You both look so happy
>You're holding a stuffed animal and she is hold a basket ball
>Yes, SHE won YOU a stuffed animal at an arcade
>You have something for the crazy chicks
>Whatevs dawg
>Realize you're really tired.
>Go to room
>Strip into boxers
>Fall asleep
 
>Wake up
>Sit up in bed
>Look next to you
>No one sharing the bed
>thatfeel.jpg
Guess that star didn't work
>Fucking Disney with their fake songs n shiz
>Morning routine
>Eat a shit breakfast
>This whole day is going to be shit isn't it
>Head outside to run errands
>First things first
>Coffee
>You need Coffee
>Head out towards coffee shop
>While walking you notice something
>There are a lot of moving trucks
>Like, a whole freaking lot
>When was the library a tree house?
>Meh, the town is always doing stupid stuff
>You didn't vote for this dumb Mayor Mare anyway.
>Some fucking democracy this is
>More like we are ruled by some queen or princess or something stupid
>Coffee shop
>Smells good
>Get large coffee
>Go run more errands
>Realize you need socks
>Only place in town open is some boutique
>Maybe they have socks
>The lady had some odd blue/purple hair thing going on
>Said it was dumb to waste her time getting you socks
>Most expensive socks you ever bought
>Why did you buy these socks
>Pick up books at dumb new tree house library
>The librarian was too busy to help you
>Had to be helped by some kid in a dragon hoodie
>Kids pretty cool though
>Then you realize it's lunch time
>You think about what you want to eat
>You want something with sugar in it
>Walk around town looking for a bakery
>Find one
>looks like a loving mother gingerbread house
>You read a nearby sign
> SUGAR CUBE CORNER
> NOW OPEN
>Well you smelled baked good so what the heck
>Open door and walk in
>Everything smells great
>Walk up to counter
>See no one
>Look over counter
>See someone's ass
>Hopefully it's a chick, cause your dick is already giving you some nasty thoughts
>They are looking through some stuff one of the drawers
*Cough* Uh, hello
>In a flash, she spins around and is now facing you
>"Oh hi! I didn't hear you enter, I'm Pinkie Pie, I work here. Well, I guess you could tell that already, anyway I'm going to take your order and WWWWWHHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAA....... I've never seen you before."
>whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg
>She talked so god damn fast
>And the pink
>SO MUCH PINK
>Pink curly hair and shit
>Wait.... Pinkie Pie
>Like the, cartoon.
>Like, My Little Pony Pinkie Pie
>Fucking Wishing apon a star
>Everything made sense now
>Well except that no one was a pony
>"Hey, crazy guy! I said I've never seen you before, you going to respond?"
Oh, uh yeah....
>Sure, you only lived here a year but...... wait
>A year?
>A year and you never noticed a bakery
>Or that the library was a tree house
>Or that everything felt magical............
>Oh dear bucking Celestia
Uhhhhhhhhhh.....
>Quick, come up with something
I'm..... New here?
>Oh cool, yeah, no really, not suspicious at all.
>no really
>"New? Well now I have to throw you a PARTY!"
>The emphasis on the word party was a bit scary, but you knew what was going on.
Uhhh, cool a party.
>"Yeah, meet me and everyone in ponyville here in an hour."
>Cool, yeah, an hour.
>Run out of Sugar Cube Corner
>Run home
>Run in house
>Everything seems normal
>But feels off
>Stop and think, it's fine, you lived here your whole life
>Thankfully, you weren't teleported to the pony world, they were teleported to you.
>At least no yellow pony will try to rape you
>Why does that comfort you?
>Look get over it.
>Pick up copy of "If wishes were real"
>You knew it was a good idea to pick this book up
>Open to index
>Find "Accidentally combining two worlds with a wish."
>It is really your lucky day isn't it?
>Read the section
>"If you combined you world to another through a wish, do not worry. No one other than you will be able to tell the difference."
>That's good
>"Just go with the flow, everything will work out"
>Well, books can't lie now can they
>Look at watch, still have time before party
>Better go out and meet the your new neighbors
>Met a few cool people
>Applejack still has some obsession with apples
>Kind of creepy
>While Walking, you look a the houses
>They look really dumb in real life
>In a cartoon it's cute, but in real li-
>You just bumped into someone
>Smooth one
>You look at her
>Pink hair and sweater
>Fluttershy
>and Because you bumped into her all the animal food she was carrying is all over the ground
>"Oh dear"
I'm so sorry
>"No, it's me, I should have watch were I was eep"
>Oh shit
>She just realized she doesn't know you
>Bitch always has to be fucking shy
>You'll never get her to say anything
>Unless
Look, it's my fault, you have no reason to apologize
>Start picking up food
>"Oh you don't-"
Yes I do
>You help her pick up the food
>You then realize there is 4 bags
>She is carrying too much
Let me help you
>When did you become the gentleman?
>After some arguing, you help her carry her bags to the cottage
>Arrive at cottage
>Drop off bags in kitchen
You sure you don't need any more help
>"Yes."
You sure? I mean it must be really hard to all this work on your own.
>Sure turns and looks you dead in the eyes
>"I've never met anyone like you."
>What
>"No one ever offers to help me as much as you have today"
Well I just feel that you could use some help
>"No, you are just a really nice guy..... I don't know how I could repay you"
>She's blushing
>Oh fuck you've done it now
>Look at your watch
>Almost time for the party
Hey.... I got to go......
>You turn and run
>Why are you running from a relationship from Fluttershy?
>You've been on /mlp/
>Arrive at SCC
>Looks empty
>Open front door
>It's dark
>"SURPRISE"
>Everyone jumps out as the lights flash on
>Even though you knew this was coming you jump a bit
>Pinkie is now in front of you
>"Do you like it? Huh huh huh? Do you? I planned it just right, all for you! It's going to be so much fun, we can play games and have fun!"
>She had put emphasis on "all for you"
>Well, it was "all for you" but the way she said it
Pinkie, it's great
>"Come on!"
>She grabs you by the hand and pulls you into the crowd
>She introduces you to everyone, yes everyone, at the party
>it's a bit crazy
 
>You've now met everyone.
>Also, Lyra has an obsession with Ponies.
>It's rather funny
>Also, Pinkie hasn't left your side the whole time.
>It's rather funny
>When you were meeting Colgate, she asked "So I guess you and Pinkie are best friends?"
>Before you could even respond Pinkie full on hugged you
>"The bestest of friends."
>You're not dumb
>Pinkie Likes you.
>You should probably make a move
>As you think of what to say, the Pink One breaks your train of thought
>"Hey, you want to dance?"
>Now you're not much of a dancer, but.......
Yeah
>At least you don't have to make the first move
 
>You're on the dance floor with Pinkie
>It's some crazy dance music no-one knows the words to
>Pinkie has some crazy dance routine going on
>You're making it up as you go
>Commander Shepard is better than you
>You don't care though
>Pinkie will occasionally say something that makes you laugh uncontrollably.
>The music stops
>Octavia and Vinyl are having an argument
>At least you have a chance to catch your breath
>Pinkie looks ready to keep on dancing
>How does she have so much energy?
>You spent the time dancing coming up with something to say to her
>Ask her out or something
Pinkie?
>"Yeah?"
You think that, maybe tomorrow... you might-
>"Oh my princess yes"
You didn't let me finish
>"yesyesyesyesyesyesyes"
Do you even know what I was asking
>"You were asking if I wanted to go on a date with you."
>Damn she's good
>She hugs you, for the 5th time today
>You hug her back
>/mlp/ said nothing about Pinkie ever rapeing anyone
>Well, you could be wrong
>Pinkie ends the hug then looks into your eyes.
>You look back
>Dem blue eyes are so damn beautiful
>You could stare into them forever
>The only thing that might make you stop is.....
>That
>Your eyes focus on the one who just entered the room
Fucking Fluttershy
>"Fluttershy?"
>She turns around and sees her good friend
>"Fluttershy, oh I haven't introduced her to you yet! Oh, well I guess you met her already, but no, I really should take you over to meet her and what are you waiting for come on!"
>Once again grabbing your hand and pulling you along
>Except this time you don't want to go
>PP: "Fluttershy!"
>FS: "Pinkie!"
>PP: "I want you to meet my good friend Anon!"
Hey...... Fluttershy
>PP: "Oh yeah, I guess you two already met."
>FS: "It's fine Pinkie. I'm fine with meeting Anon again."
Yeah..... Pinkie, can I talk to Fluttershy alone?
>PP: "Yeah sure, just don't take too long~"
>Pinkie skips away cheerfully
>FS: "So what did you want to say to me?"
>She's giving you a sultry look
Look, your nice and all, but I'm going on a date with Pinkie tomorrow.
>FS: "Oh......."
>Her look quickly changes to one of sadness
There is nothing wrong with you....
>There is everything wrong with her
I hope you understand
>FS: "I understand......."
>With her head hanging, she walks away quietly.
>Pinkie comes skipping back, carrying drinks for you and her
>"What's up with her?"
Don't worry about it
 
>Next day in Earthquestria
>You've been excited all day
>Going on a date with Pinkie
>You kind of want to tell the other Anons of /mlp/
>But you don't have any pics, so it didn't happen
>You start heading over to SCC
>You said you would pick up Pinkie at noon and you didn't want to be late
>Suddenly you reach a cross-walk
>When was this there?
>Someone else is standing there, waiting for the light to say walk.
>It's Fluttershy
Not today
>You walk up next to her, trying to avoid eye contact
>"Good morning Anon."
Fluttershy
>Awkward Silence
>"Going to meet Pinkie?"
Yes........
>Awkward Turtle
You aren't offended that I blew you off?
>"No, no........ I just want you to know that you are the most kind person I ever met... and......"
>She motions for you to lean in closer
>You comply
>"I don't give up easily"
>You shoot her a confused look, but you can see she is already walking away.
Mother Jesus please help me today
>Arrive at Sugar Cube Corner
>The ginger bread theme is kind of ironic now that you think about it
>You're nervous
>Calm down, she's probably more excited about this than you
>Open door
>You expect to get nailed by a hug from Pinkie
>Instead your ears get raped by a glass breaking scream
Ga flipping flip flap!
>The place is a mess, flower and frosting cover the walls
>Tables are flipped over
>Batter, flower, toys, and chairs are all over the floor.
>I don't give up easily
>Fuck, is Pinkie in trouble?
>"BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
>Run towards the scream
>Follow scream upstairs
>Kick open door
Pinkie!
>"Oh Anon, hey!"
>She's holding two kids
>Oh fuck man, you knew it was too good to be true
>Loading abortmission.exe ........................
>"Sorry, I totally forgot that Mr. and Mrs. Cake were going to be gone today, so I have to take care of the kids....."
>Cancelling abortmission.exe.........................
>(Achievement Close Call Unlocked)
>The orange haired one lets out the scream again
>"Calm down please! What is it you want?"
>You can tell Pinkie is stressing out a bit
>Not only by the circles under her eyes, but the messed up hair. (Curly, but not how it looked yesterday)
>She was also covered in flower
Let me help.
>You take the orange one from her
>Before you can even get a good look at the child, you are hit with an awful stench.
Pinkie, they need a diaper change.
>Looking back at Pinkie, you see she has a cloths pin on her nose
>Were did that even come from?
>"Really? Well that would make sense."
>Is she messing with you?
>Commencing the changing of diapers
>Babies are gross
>While you were changing the diaper, you found out the orange one was Pumpkin Cake
>Well, you had just forgot the names of the kids, or didn't care or something
>But Pinkie found it was odd to call her "Orange One"
>Freaking Pinkie man
>When you asked for the baby powder, instead of handing it to you, she threw it on you
>Normally this would get you mad, but they way she did it and how she giggled, well........
>It was hilarious
>When you were done you threw away the Diapers and went back to holding the kids
>You and Pinkie start playing games with them
>Something still bugs you
Pinkie, how did you get covered in flour?
>Pinkie turns to you and suddenly gets a rather, uh, ticked of look on her face
If you don't want to talk about, that's fine
>She hands you Pound Cake and walks off
>You're left holding the 2 kids alone in a room
>You look at them
Was it something I said?
>Pinkie comes back holding a sack of flour over her head
>She stands there for a few seconds
>She then rips it open and gets covered in flour
>The 2 kids break out laughing and clapping
>You snicker a bit as well
>You and Pinkie spend the next 3 hours playing with the kids
>On several occasions, you and Pinkie make eye contact
>you would stare at each other for a few seconds
>but then get cut off by one of the kids yelling
>Fucking cock-blocking kids
>Eventually, they got tired
>You took advantage of this and god them to bed
>after a good 10 minutes of convincing you finally got them to fall asleep
>You and Pinkie finally get some alone time
>Except you use it to rest by sitting in front of the bedroom door
>After 5 minutes, Pinkie breaks the silence
>"Some first date huh? I had just completely forgotten that I promised the cakes I'd look after the babies and-"
Pinkie, I had fun.
>"Really?"
Yes, but the important part is that I got to spend it with you
>She's blushing
>She's turning red
>You feel your phone vibrate, you break eye contact with Pinkie to check who it is
>It's from your Ex
>Should have blocked the number
>"Oh Anon~"
>You turn back to Pinkie
Huh?
>She grabs you and pulls you in for a kiss
>She tastes like cotton candy
>No, chocolate
>To hell with it, she tastes like every candy ever.
>She breaks the kiss
Pinkie?
>"Come on! The Cakes will be back soon and we got to clean up this mess!"
What mess?
>Look around
>When did you go to the dumpoooohhhhhh
>Look back at Pinkie
Yeah...........
>Spend the next half hour cleaning
>These kids can get dirt ANYWHERE
>How did the Firetruck get stuck in the toilet?
>And that's only upstairs
>Downstairs it's worse
>Fuck this will take a while
 
>After you and Pinkie got the main room clean, you both focus your attention on the Kitchen
>Flour
>Fucking
>Everywhere
Pinkie, how many times did you do the flour thing?
>"Let's see..."
>She opens a large cabinet, you see only 1 bag of flour in there
>"43"
You used 43 bags of flour?
>"Yeah, the cakes will be mad, but whatever"
Pinkie, I can't let you get in trouble
>"Don't worry, they probably won't leave me in charge for a while, that's all"
>She must of only now realized the consequences because her expression quickly changes to one of sadness.
>Her eyes tear up
>Oh no, you are not letting her cry
>You open your wallet
>Not a lot of cash, but, you do have a credit card
>+20 points to being an adult
Pinkie, I'm going to run to the store, I'll be back with with lots of flour.
>You run out of sugar cube corner
>As you run towards the store you can hear Pinkie's voice in the distance
>"You're just going to leave me to clean this on my own?"
>Fucking you
>Damn this is a big store
>No really, Flormart has everything
>Yeah, fuck that Walmart
>Focus, your Anon, not ADDnon
>Run through the store
>How hard is it to find flour?
>Well lord satan down below there it is
>In the isle FUCKING LABELED FLOUR
>And speak of satan, whose in the isle other than the one whose probably going to rape you
Fluttershy
>Walk past her pretty quickly
>"Oh my Anon, you really are kind."
What are you talking about?
>"Oh, you know. Not being able to see Pinkie heart broken, so you run to the store to buy 43 bags of flour."
>Clever girl
How did you-
>She moves in real close to you
>You'd back up, but your backed up to the rack of flour
>"She's not good enough for you."
>What did she say?
>"She's crazy. You deserve to be with someone smart and kind. Not that dumb-"
>Decked her right in the face
>Bitch talking shit about yo bitch
>You grab her by the shirt
Don't you talk shit about Pinkie
>She has a nosebleed
>"Oh my Anon, you are so kind you won't let others talk bad about your friends?"
>Bitch just doesn't get it
>Let go of her and start throwing bags of flour into your shopping cart.
>You hear Fluttershy walk away
>"You'll come to your senses"
>Fucking Fluttershy
>Fucking Bitch
>How are you going to get all this Flour back to Sugar Cube Corner?
>Should have thought this through
>Fucking Flour
>Fucking Brain
>Your sitting on floor
>With your thinking cap on
>How do you get 43 bags of flour from point A to B
>"Can I help you?"
>It's one of the store employees
How do I get 43 bags of flour from one location to another?
>After giving you a confused look, they just shake their head and point to a dolly cart
Oh
>Load up 43 bags of flour
>Pay for 43 bags of flour
>Ponder why flour is so damn expensive
>Take 43 bags of flour all the way back to Pinkie
>Fucking 43 bags of flour
>"Oh wow you got it, I can't believe anywere has 43 bags of flour on sale, well maybe Flormart does, was it Flormart? Did you know they have a whole isle for flour?"
Pink *pant* ie.... Help me *Pant* carry this in.
>Flour is heavy
>u should lift more bro
>Pinkie manages to make you look pretty beta as she is carrying in bags a lot faster than you.
>As you put the 43rd bag in, you hear the front door open
>"Pinkie we're back!"
>Pinkie runs into the main room and greets the cakes
>"Hey! Did you have fun? I hope so, the kids and I had a great time!"
>Mrs. Cake: "That's great Pinkie."
>Mr. Cake: "The place isn't on fire, that's great as well!"
>PP: "Well I couldn't have done it without Anon."
>Mr. "Who?"
>Pinkie runs back to the kitchen were you are waiting, grabs you, and pulls you out."
>PP "Cakes, meet Anon, my really really good friends, well boyfriend I guess now, if we can count this as a first date. Anyway he's good with the babies, oh, and he got them to fall asleep pretty quickly. He's like a god among babies or something. Like a baby god!"
>Wait, did she say boyfriend?
>Well, she said it, not you
>Mr. "It's nice to meet someone who can keep up with Pinkie and make her happy."
>Keep up? Hardly
>Mrs. "Pinkie always makes people smile, now she has someone that will make her smile"
>They really like you
>Spend the rest of the day talking to Cakes and Pinkie
>Find out it's 8
>8 hours with Pinkie
>Fulfilling day
I better not keep you Pinkie
>"Do you really have to go?"
Don't you have to be up early to start baking?
>"Yeah but........ I would rather spend time with you."
>Mrs."There are a few diners open still, you two could go out and get dinner together."
>Pinkie explodes with excitement
>PP "I know just the place, Anon hold on I'm going to wash up."
>In a pink flash she leaves the room
>You start to smile uncontrollably
>More time with Pinkie
>Man how could this day get any better
>I don't know man, but that figure that just darted past the window probably wants to make it worse
>Pinkie doesn't take long
>Really, she took about 10 seconds
>And it looks like she showered, got on some semi-nice cloths, and is that perfume?
Cotton candy perfume?
>"What? Perfume, you mean like Rarity?"
>You forgot, it's Pinkie
>Arm in arm, she leads you too a nice little cafe/restaurants
>Seems pretty cool
Table for 2
>"Would that be indoor or outdoor?"
>PP "Outdoor seating? Fancy, let's do that!"
>God she cracks you up
>Follow her to a seat
>You don't really have time to look at a menu cause Pinkie is already cracking jokes.
>And you're laughing
>She can even make a bad joke funny
>Pinkie is in the middle of telling a joke about sausages and books when she is cut off by a waitress
>Waitress: "Have you decided on what to order?"
>PP "Pot pie, I've never had pot pie and I really want to try it"
>W "And for you sweetie?"
Huh?
>You weren't paying attention
>Something was off about that waitress
>Meh
Same thing as Pinkie
>Wait, does she know the Pot Pie doesn't have sugar?
>Wait, did that waitress call you sweetie?
>This isn't a country diner!
>You're about to question the waitress but Pinkie goes back to telling her joke
>And you laugh uncontrollably
>Again
 
>You and Pinkie talk about each other
>You talk about how your unsure of what you want to do
>You currently writes for the local newspaper (Comission payment)
>Pinkie said something along the lines of that she wants to be a Baker, or party manager, or baker manager
>Your food finally arrives
>Pinkie quickly takes a big bite
>"Uh oh."
What?
>"I think the Pie is bad."
It's not suppossed to have sugar
>"Everything is better with sugar!"
>You take a bite
>Actually, it does taste off somehow.
>Waitress "is everything alright?"
What's in this?
>W "It's a seceret, but you seem like a trustworthy person"
>She leans in and wispers
>W "My love"
>It takes a few seconds, but it finally click
>Fucking Fluttershy
That's disgusting
>Who would do that to a Pot Pie?
>It never hurt her or said anything mean to her!
>Why the Pie?
>PP "What, is there no sugar? I told you needs sugar!"
Pinkie don't eat any more of it!
>FS "Yes, you should listen to him"
You shut up! Why are you doing this?
>FS "You know why mister, and I'm going to prove to you that you are with the wrong person!"
Look, Fluttershy. You're probably a wonderful pony, but I'm going out with Pinkie
>*Thud*
>Look at Pinkie
>She's out cold
Pinkie?
>Everything starts to go blurry
>"Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head."
Son of a *Thud*
 
 
>Wake up
>Fucking hell your head hurts
>Put hand on head in feeble attempt to ease pain
>Geeze, you fell for the pretend to be waitress thing
>Man you suck
>I thought you had my back brain
>Sorry, dick and I were focused on the hot pink ass across from you.
>Were are you
>It's dark
>No windows
>No escape
>Wow, this is creepier than.....
>Nope, this is the creepiest place you have ever been
>Door opens
>Fluttershy walks in
>She's dragging something behind you
>It's Pinkie
>She's tied up, and from what you can tell, still unconscious
>That is, until Fluttershy kicks her
>FS "Crazy whore, trying to separate us"
What is wrong with you?
>PP "Owie"
Pinkie! Hold on
>You get up to go after her
>Until you fall down
>You're chained to the floor
>This is bull shit, you can't chain up Anon
>FS "Oh what do you think you're doing"
I'm getting out of these chains so I can come over there and woop your ass!
>PP "Why am I tied up?"
Good question, why is she tied up?
>FS "I had to watch her take my love away"
>She gets a creepy smile on her face
>FS "Now I'll make her watch me take her love away"
>Bitch has fucking lost it
So you're going to kill me?
>FS "No, Anon. I'm going to make you love me!"
>PP "Anon!"
Pinkie don't worry. Bitch is so crazy she forgot, I'm in control of my own emotions, she can't make me love her.
>FS "Ah ah ah, hasn't your precious /mlp/ taught you anything?"
>FS "Friendship. Is. MAGIC!"
>Upon saying magic, she whips out a little red bottle
>Love potion
>Fuck
>Ing
>Friendship.
>FS "All you have to do is drink the contents, and you'll be MINE!"
>She starts to do a little dance
Fuck you whore!
>You flip the bird
>FS "Oh Anon, save your rage, cause once you take this potion, you'll be mad at Pinkie for wasting your time"
>PP "Anon, don't do it!"
>Fluttershy tries to uncap the bottle
>It's stuck
Pinkie, don't worry. If she can't open a bottle, I don't think she will get very far with her plan
>PP "How can I not worry, we may only have just met, but you really make me happy and-"
Pinkie, I want to do something
>PP "What?"
Smile, please, for me. Stop worrying and smile.
>Pinkie musters a little smile
>A little awkward to have her smile at the fact that you're about to get raped
>PP "Anon"
Don't worry, we'll get out of this.
>PP "No, listen."
>PP "Even though we really started dating only today, I've felt something."
Pinkie?
>PP "Well, I guess Fluttershy is right, I love you."
>FS "Ugh"
>Fluttershy slaps some duck tape over Pinkie's mouth
>PP "MMMMph"
Hey!
>FS "Calm down Anon"
>Fluttershy finally uncaps
Back off!
>FS "Oh dear, won't you take your medicine for Momma?"
>Fluttershy approaches you
>You try to push her away, but she quickly manages to overpower you
>Her knees have your arms pinned down.
>Of course, couldn't open a bottle, but could easily overpower you
>srsly bro, go lift
>FS "Be a good boy for Momma"
Fuck y-
>She shoves the bottle in you mouth
>PP "MMmmmmppph!"
>Haha
>She can put the liquid in your mouth, but she can't make you drink
>FUCK YEAH ANATOMY 101!
>She realizes you aren't drinking
>FS "Oh no Anon, You have to drink it to work"
>She starts to message your throat
>FUCK NO ANATOMY 101!
>Your throat starts to react
>It begins to swallow the liquid
>She turned your throat against you,
>No that's just great, real cool throat
>You finish of the bottle
>She removes it from your mouth and begins to message your face
>FS "You see, everything is going to be ok"
Yeah it will, cause as you can see, I'm perfectly fine
Sorry to say your little potion was a failwhen did you get so pretty
>PP "Momphr Muphr"
>You never noticed it, but Fluttershy is really cute
>No really
>Her teal eyes and long Pink hair
>Wait, pink... pink. Pinkie!
Pinkie!
>FS "Anon, focus here."
>You turn back to Fluttershy
>She's shirtless
>Her bra is the only thing holding back her glorious titties
>Sweet dear lord Jesus above it's beautiful
Fluttershy, I think
>FS "Yes Anon?"
>PP "MMMPh!"
>Tears are forming in Pinkie's eyes
I think.... I love you
>PP "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPppppphhhhhhh"
>FS "Oh my Anon~ Well I love you too sweetie"
>Fluttershy is all you can think about right now
>She's perfect
>She's beautiful, kind, wonderful, has a great singing voice.
>Why wouldn't you love her?
>FS "Oh Anon, don't you think it would be wonderful if we just had sex"
>Sex
>Sex, yes sex
>Sex with the most wonderful person on Earth, yes!
>She removes your shirt
>You proceed to undo her bra
>Those wonderful breasts bounce due to their sudden release
>Oh god it's beautiful
>She goes to undo your pants as you proceed to play with her boobs
>It's wonderful really
>She not only gets your pants off, but she removes your boxers
Fluttershy.... I
>"Get me out of these pants"
>Something inside you clicks
>You proceed to remove her pants and her butterfly themed panties
>While you work at that, she begins to get you off
>She's really good
>Like scary good
>FS "Now Anon, be a good boy"
Yes Fluttershy
>FS "Good, now give Momma the D"
>You both position yourselves as you proceeds to insert yourself into Fluttershy
>Nothing could ruin this
>Not even......
>Crying?
>Whose Crying? Why is someone crying?
Fluttershy, who is that?
>Fluttershy gets a smile on her face that looks pretty creepy
>FS "She's the one who tried to separate us sweetie"
>FS "Ignore her and focus on me"
>You try to focus, but your mind keeps going back to the crying.
No, Fluttershy, why is she crying
>FS "She uhhh, is mad she failed..... Anon sweetie, focus on me"
>Right Fluttershy, the most perfect one in the world
>Her Sweet smile, and her pink hair
>Pink Hair
>Pink
>Pinkie!
>You throw Fluttershy off of you
Bitch, keep off of me!
>FS "What? How?"
>She picks up the bottle the potion once was in
>If subject already has a lover, keep them separated, as the power of love may prevail.
>FS "You've got to be kidding me!"
Pinkie are you ok?
>Pinkie stops crying and looks at you
>Her expression quickly changes from one of sadness to one of unbearable Joy.
>Yes he hair does that thing were it goes from straight to curly stop asking
>PP "Mphom!"
I'm fine, I'm going to get you out of here!
>FS "Sure, you can get her out of here, but she won't be alive."
What are you going to do about it?
>Fluttershy breaks the bottle on the wall
>She holds the glistening glass to her face
>FS "Oh you sure are silly Anon~"
 
>FS "I apparently forgot to get rid of your lover~ How silly of me, silly Fluttershy~"
>Her voice changes from joy, to anger
>FS "Well we can try again Anon"
Don't hurt her!
>FS "If it makes you feel better, I'm going to make it quick!"
>PP "MPH!"
>FS "DON't YOU EVER SHUT UP?"
>She kicks her
>FS "You got in my way"
>SlutterFly holds the broken glass above her
>FS "NOW FEEL MY PAIN!"
>You're pretty sure she was going to end her life right there
>But someone kicked open the door
Carol?
>C "Oi, you!"
>You never thought you would actually be glad to see your Ex.
>What is she holding?
>Is it your?
>C "I called you to come get your damn pony toys out of my house, buuuuut nooooooo! You had to come shoot some porno with these freaks"
Carol
>C "Also, I know we broke up and all, but if someone calls, at least have the courtesy to call back. It's so rude to-""
CAROL!
>C "What?"
Did you only come here to yell at me? Or are you going to help?
>C "Oh no, I'm not getting involved in whatever is going on here"
>FS "Good, now could you please leave, you're killing the moment"
>C "Whatever freak"
>FS "Well that's a bit rude."
>C "Rude? Did you just call me rude?"
Oh here we go
>C "Bitch, do you know who you are talking to? I'll wreck you. Ok you want to go?"
>Fluttershy hides behind her hair.
>FS "No, I just-"
>Carol proceeds to Punch Fluttershy in the face
>And she is down for the count.
>C "Yeah, that'll teach you! Don't you ever talk to me like that again."
>Carol spits on Fluttershy
Carol
>C "What?"
I know you just saved me and all, but could you do me one more favor and find the keys to these chains?
>Carol looks at you with a face of complete disappointment
>she sighs and leaves the room
Is that a no?
>A few minutes later, she returns with a key labeled "Special Anon Key"
>Creepy
> Using the key, you unchain yourself and quickly put on your cloths
Thanks Carol
>C "whatever, I hope I never see you again.
Well fuck you to.
>PP "Mph"
Oh right
>You unite Pinkie and rip the duct tape off her face
>PP "Owie"
You okay?
>PP "I should be fine. Those ropes really hurt!"
>You pull Pinkie into a hug
I'm so sorry Pinkie. I wasn't certain anything was going to happen
>PP "Anon, it's okay"
>She looks you in the eyes
>PP "Smile"
>You put on the biggest smile you can muster for her
>C "Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I just called the police"
No it's fine, you can ruin Fluttershy's life.
>Carol Flips you off as she exits the room
>C "Fuck you"
>You flip her off
Fuck you too, Bitch
 
>You walk Pinkie back to SCC
>It'4:23
>You're both sitting on Pinkie's bed
>Neither of you really know what to say
>Fluttershy tried to rape you and Kill Pinkie
>What else was there to it?
>"Well that was..... Fun."
You can't possibly mean that
>PP "No, that was scary"
>She curls up next to you
>You embrace her.
>"Well, it's a first date we'll always remember."
>For the next 10 minutes you both just enjoy each other's company
>You try to break the silence with comedy
I don't think I'll ever be able to eat Pot Pie again.
>"It wasn't that good"
Well that one had drugs in it
>"No, it's not that. It needed sugar"
Pot Pie doesn't need sugar
>"What kind of pie doesn't have sugar?"
Pizza Pie
>"That tastes good with sugar"
What are you talking about
>Pinkie breaks the little cuddle/embrace thing you have going on
>She looks you in the eye
>A cold, dead, serious stare
>"Pizza tastes great with sugar on it"
>Oh god you are in love her