>Day paradox in Equestria >Normal day until Flutterrapist shows up >Knock knockity knock >Open door to find Fluttershy in French Maid outfit Haven't you tried this one before? >"I have?" >You both sit there trying to remember if she has or not. Look, It's not my fetish >Then what is? Humans god damn it, I might consider it if you were a human! >She gets sad, ears drop and tears form in her eyes. >Suddenly her face lights up as she fly's away. Fucking Fluttershy >Rest of the day goes normally > Except when Pinkie talks about "Parallel universes" >niggabecrazy.jpg >Actually got a lot of work done, surprisingly. >Must be cause Fluttershy didn't try to rape you   >Finally night comes >Your sitting on your couch >Reading a Daring Doo book >Reading isn't only for Eggheads >Knock Knock Knock mother fucker The hell could it be at this hour? >Open door >Fucking Fluttershy and Twilight? No Fluttershy, just no >FS: "Just hold up a second....." >TS: "Almost ready..... DONE!" >Her horn is glowing brighter and brighter >wutthehellisgoingon.gif What are you up to? >TS: "Trying a spell to send you to another Universe" >FS: "If I can't love you here, maybe I can somewhere else." Wait, then why are you here >TS: "Were sending you to another unviverse, and the one from that Universe will be sent here." I have no idea what is going on >Twilight's horn shines so bright that it blinds you >Shield your eyes FFFFUUUUUCKKKKIINNNGGGG FFFFLLLUUTTEEE------ >Then there is silence, >Only Silence >Running >Running >Your not sure what your running from >You turn back, then you remember what your running from >"SILENCE WILL FALL!" >ohshitnigga.jpg >Turn around to run again > Forget what your running from >Stop and think   >Wake up from weird dream >Not the Doctor, still Anon Fuck >Suddenly you realize, your not in your room >Or well you are, it's just not, you know, made for ponies >The room looks like it was made to accommodate humans. >The hell >Open closet >Clothes are made for ponies What in the hell is going on >Look in mirror >Still human I'm so confused right now >Sit down >write a list of things that could be going on >Turn you into pony I'm still human >Make herself human Why is my room different? >You're the Doctor >Feel chest Nope, still one heart >Knock Knock Knock >Actually jump from the noise >Walk over to door >Without thinking look down at ground level were Fluttershy would be >Human legs >Look up to see a cute human girl with pink hair > Staring at you >Gives you a quizzical look (used vocab word +20 exp) >Gets quiet >Eyes get big! >"IT WORKED" >She jumps over and hugs you >Throw her off BitchgetoffmeIdon'tknowyou! >Slam door >Mind pieces it together >Parallel Universe(thanks Pinkie) >Twilight's spell >Yellowrapist >Pink haired chick >Cloths are yellow >Pony cloths in closet I'm in a parallel world were a pony version of me came to Equestria and Human Fluttershy wanted to rape me and OHMYGOD I swapped universes! >Not bad for someone who isn't a Time Lord >The Doctor would be proud >Door starts Knocking >"Uhh, are your....ok?" Uhhh, yeah, fine. >"Need first aid..... or company or..." I'm just getting used to it all. >Is everyone else human? >Is it just human ponyville? >What the hell is going on? So what exactly is different now? >"Please Anon, open the door.... I hate shouting through it.." You won't try anything funny? >"I won't do anything" Pinkie Promise >"Cross my hear and ho-..... stick....... ye..." >Fucking shyness >Probably all you'll get out of her >Open door >Not bad looking >Quiet penis >"Sooooo......." What? >"Well, do you like it?" >areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg Seriously, what am I supposed to like You pulled me from my Universe and ask me what I like Sure everyone is Human now but come on! That's no reason to like somewhere. >"I mean do you like my body?" >Faceplam What makes you think that? >Just fuck her already >Quiet Anon Jr. >"You from here said, 'I might consider it if you were a pony!' Then Pinkie started talking about Parallel Universe and I thought there might be one of you in a pony universe and would only sleep with a human" >areyouawizard.png >Fucking fuck her already fucktard >Quiet penis Look, ummmmm >Shit how do you get out of this one I know what I said, but uhhhhh >Do it Faggot How about we spend the day trying to get to know one another before I make a decision >Brain: Nice save >Penis: Faggot >FS: "Of course, Your a nice guy and nice guys don't sleep with just anyone." >Going better than palnned >She leans in and wispers >"That's why I love you." >"This sex is going to be amazing." >Penis: Fuck that Fluttershy already! >Walking into town with Fluttershy >Everything is going fine >Then she grabs your ass >Want to scream rape, but everyone will just go "Fluttershy would do no such thing!" >Fucking Everyone >Slap hand off ass Hey so what do you want to do? >"I was going to go visit my friends for lunch.... Want to come?" >Sounds nice, maybe she won't try to rape you while in her friends company Yeah that sounds nice >Your still a faggot for not tapping that >While walking you see someone in a coat run past >Some chick blond chick runs trying to catch up with him >Feel like you should go ask him for help >meh >TS: "SO IT WORKED?" >Turn to see a human Twilight looking you over >TS: "Any side effects, head aches, nausea, extra limbs?" No... Just someone asking me weird questions. >TS: "Who? Oh....." >She looks pissed at that joke >See rest of mane 6 >or well, main 6, they are all humans now. >Fuck them all, fuck them all, fuck them all >shutthefuckupboner.jpg. >R: "Oh my, so our cute little pony friend isn't cute or a pony?" >AJ: "What do you care, you just treated him like a pet anyway?" >PP: "We should have a party!" >Everyone talking about what they should do that know your human >Look a fluttershy >She gives you those damn bedroom eyes >She is pretty hot Look Flutters, I'm going to be right back, I got to go check on somehthing..... >Turn to walk out >She slaps your ass again >FS: "Come back soon hot stuff...." Oh god I'm going to raped aren't I? And she knows I'm into her Fucking shit. >Walking through town, you talk to yourself worriedly >Walk by carriage being pulled by a horse >Horse looks at you >Walk over to horse You have no Idea how ironic this is >"Why are you talking to that horse >It's trench coat man who was running earlier Uhhh, long story >"Right, can I ask you a few questions?" Uh sure I guess >The Blond haired girl from earlier runs up to the trench coat man >"Doctor Doctor come quickly!" >She pulls him off Wait what, OHMAHGAWD > Proceed to run after them >Suddenly get stopped by someone >It's Fluttershy >"Oh silly anon, we still have more errands to do!~" >Fuck your life Were are we going? >"To get food for my bunnies" >Get over the hill Sweet apple acres? >"Oh yes, angle will only eat apple from here" You should teach that rabbit to not be such an ass to you. >"Maybe you should come over an protect me, with your big strong-" Imma just stop you there, go get your damn apples. >"Don't run off this time!~" >Sounds like a threat. >She skips off over to who you guess is Big Mac >You would want to fuck with him >Looks like he could take on the world >AJ: "Well what are you doing here fancy britches?" Hey AJ, waiting on Flutters to finish up here >AJ: "She really likes you, but y'all know that already" Yeah >AJ: "Twilight said the almost caused the Universe to end just so you could be happy" What? >AJ: "Well she said that bringing you here almost cause the Universe to end or something" That's sweet I guess >Fluttershy walks back and grabs your arm in a way that would make you two look like a couple >FS: "Nice to see my special someone didn't run off~" >She is really hot So what, is this called Ponyville or Humanville? >"What?" Hey, you were asking questions earlier, it's my turn. >"It's still called Ponyville." >Kind of wish it was called Humanville Were are we going now? >"Rarity's boutique, I promised to help her with some designs" Ok, whatever >Rarity is hot >GOD DAMN IT PENIS SHUT UP >Not seeing women in forever has got your primal instincts moving >It's going to be a long day >"Here we are!" Cool, I'll wait out here, maybe I'll talk to another horse or something >"No you have to come inside with me!" >"Don't want you wandering off. Someone might take advantage of you~" Yeah, I'm really worried about someone else >She pulls you inside >Rarity: "Oh Fluttershy you're here, we can begin." >FS: "Oh... Ok..." >Rarity hands her some cloths >R: "Put these on, I'll go grab some more" >You turn to look out the window >There's that running guy again >FS: "Oh Anon~!" >Turn to see Fluttershy naked. >Nothing on >Those giant magnificent breast >And dat ass, you just want to >R: "Anon! It is not polite to look at a woman when she is indecent!" >Get hit in the face Ow jeeze! She made me look. >FS: "It's quite alright Rarity, I don't mind." >R: "Nonsense. Anon, go wait outside" >Go outside >Thanking Rarity >Waiting outside, leaning on wall besides a window like a boss >Not like you could run >She found you running after the Doctor she would find you running now >Knocking on window >Look through window >Fluttershy is Naked again >Big boobs pressed against window >Turn and look away before penis can say anything >Ignore knocking   >Day 30 Minutes later >Fluttershy walks out >"Did you enjoy the show?" >Says it with bedroom eyes. Uhhhhhh >Why is it impossible to lie to her >Just fuck her already Fluttershy, you look good.. >Her eyes get wide >RD: "Fluttershy!" >Never thought you would be so happy to see that Rainbow haired bitch >RD: "You said you were going to help me with some tricks today" >FS: "Uhh Dash, Anon and I were going to-" >RD: "Come on!" >What tricks could Rainbow even do? >She doesn't have wings! >Who cares? She got Flutterrapist off of you! >You turn to run >No you said you would spend the day getting to know her, so that's what you should do! >Son of a....... >You turn to follow Rainbow Bitch and Fluttershy to whatever they are going to do without wings >Reach a Half-Pipe >Makes sense you guess >Slutterfly and Dainbow Rash are on top of on side of the pipe >Rainbow has only her Skateboard >Flutters has a skateboard, but is covered in protective gear >Including pillows I can already tell this is going to go well..... >Rainbow proceeds to jump >Cool trick thing then lands on board >Does lots of tricks >RD: "Come on Fluttershy, I need your help to do this!" >FS: "Please Dash, I'm scared" >People surround the half-pipe >They are admiring Rainbow's tricks >But Flutters is scared of crowds >She begins to cry >forfuckssake.jpg >You couldn't let her get humiliated like this >Even if she is a rapist Come on Fluttershy! You can do it! >Everyhuman looks at you >Except on who is reading a book on horses >You bet it's Lyra >You look back up to see a Fluttershy who now holds a look of confidence >Puts the skateboard down >Places her foot on it >Pushes off >Somehow manages to end up going down the ramp face first >Everyone gasps >She isn't moving >You jump onto the Half-Pipe >Run over to Fluttershy's still unmoving body >There's blood >Kneel down to move her over >Rainbow comes down the ramp and stops besides you >RD: "Oh Buck is she ok?" >They still say buck? >Even as humans they have to be kid friendly I don't know >Flip her over >Gently >Doesn't look too bad I think she just busted her nose >Rainbow turns to the crowd >RD: "That's why you ware your helmets children!" >No one laughs Shut up and help me get her to the Hospital >Waiting Rooms suck >Even in human Ponyville there is nothing good in the magazines >So you pace >RD: "Why did I even ask her to help? She is bad at sports" >If they didn't have wings there is not flight school, so were did RD and FS meet? Ok I got to ask, were did you meet Fluttershy >RD: "Summer Gym" >Makes sense >RD: "What's your deal?" What? >RD: "You never cared for her before, when you were a horse, if you saw her fall you would have left her, know your helping her?" I guess things change >RD: "Or maybe something else..." What are you getting at? >RD: "Maybe you always cared for her, It was just you being a horse that got in the way..." You realize I was a human and she was a horse in my version, right? >RD: "You know what I mean." >You stop pacing, and decide to think >And think >And Think >No way she could be right >Right >Try to imagine a morning when Fluttershy doesn't show up >It's just not the same >Think of just one of the fetishes when Fluttershy might have been human >The french-maid comes to mind >Imagine human Fluttershy in outfit >Anon like Maybe your right >RD: "Oh really?" I guess I- >FS: "Anon!" >Fluttershy runs over to you and hugs you >Look at the nurse What? She's better already? >Nurse: "She has a very low threshold of pain" There was blood >Nurse: "She got a wired nosebleed" >Look at Fluttershy, who is still hugging you >Bedroom eyes >FS: "I was just thinking about later tonight~" >RD: "I'm going to give you too some time alone, don't blow it Anon." >FS: "Don't blow what?" Uhhhhhhh >FS: "Is there something you want to tell me? >You want to tell her, it's just that...... >She tried to rape you >But she is human now >And hot, don't forget hot >Yes Anon Jr. She is hot >FS: "Well~?" Don't you have more errands? >FS: "Right, Pinkie Pie and I have to do some baking" >Brain: Don't blow it.... >At Sugar Cube corner >Helping Pinkie Bake cupcakes >Don't know how to tell Fluttershy >Fluttershy gets close to you >She is infact if full contact with you >FS: "Baking wasn't pony Anon's fetish, is it yours?~" >You realize you don't have to come up with some weird way to tell her >She already loves you No >She looks sad and is about to walk away But..... >She turns at you and gives you a smile I guess now that the species barrier is broken >Smile gets bigger What I'm trying to say is... >PP: "He loves you!" Thanks Pinkie..... >Before you could say anything else Fluttershy puts her tongue in your mouth >Normally you'd have a problem with that >But now she is a human >So what the hell >You kiss back passionately >She breaks the kiss >FS: "Let's do this somewhere more private~" >OH FUCK YES! >Head to your house >Have to stop several times for passionate kissing cause Fluttershy can't seem to wait >Finally make it there >Open front door >She attacks your mouth with her's >Both your tongues explore the other's mouth >You each are removing the others cloths while making your way towards your bedroom >By the time you make it to your bed you both naked >Anon Jr is ready and she's already wet >She shoves you onto the bed and jumps on top of you >Her hot breath on your face >FS: "Oh this is going to be wonderful" >She inserts you into herself and gives a moan of pleasure >She moves her hips methodically, as she moves up and down little Anon >It feels great, the touch of a woman >The goes back into your mouth >Your hands grab her breasts and begins to message them >She lets out a muffle moan >You both are loving this so much >Each others touch, no longer separated by species or genes, just you two, together forever >BAM >You both stop and look towards the sound >Twilight human had kicked down your door! Whoa! Privacy? >TS: "Fluttershy, I just found out something I really should tell you!" >FS: "I'm busy Twilight!" >TS: "It's about the spell, I was doing research and I just found out tha-" >She is cut off by a bright light >Then Silence >Just Silence >Your sitting in your bed >Your bed that was made to fit a Pony >And your there naked >With Pony Fluttershy >Pony Sparkle is in the doorway >TS: "it only lasts a day......" >Fluttershy looks back at you, she is turning bright red. >FS: "So, do you still love me?" I loved human you, not pony you >Knock her out of your bed Get out >FS: "Wha-" Out >She hangs her head and walks out of your house with Twilight >Close the door behind them and go to bed >Pull the sheets over yourself >You loved human Fluttershy >Not pony Fluttershy >You could love her cause she was a human >You can't love this one cause she's a pony >Right? >Right? >You proceed to cry yourself to sleep cause the Fluttershy you fell in love with >May be the same one you hate