>Day Conquer Gotham City in Equestria
>Finished my latest and greatest invention, the all powerful Ice Ray Gun.
>Able to freeze anything into a solid block of ice.
Soon, deez ponies will experience their own Ice Age! It's not a very 'ice day to be alive right now. Ahahahahahaha!
>Suddenly there is a knock at my door.
Who is dat? Who knows the whereabout of my secret ice lair?
>You open the front door and find the tiny yellow puny pony that's been harassing you for weeks standing there.
How did you find my secret ice lair? Answer me!
>Her head sinks down, ears flatten against her head, "Oh.. it's just that um... you're lair is in the middle of P-Ponyville."
>Looking around, you see your fortress of ice is indeed in the middle of the small town
I KNOW THAT! Now tell me why you're disturbing me!
>"I just wanted to know.. is um ice your fetish?" she whimpers.
As a matter of fact, it is og tiny yellow one.
>Her eyes light up, I cock my ice ray gun.
>"R-Really?! This is so wonderful!" the tiny winged pony leaps at me.
>I fire my ice ray gun and freeze her in mid flight into a block of ice
Chill out.
>I should've been a comedian instead.
>Kick tiny block of ice off my front step.
Ice, is a fetish best served cold...