>RD: "Why? what's wrong?"
"They've found the apartment, we can't go back there."
>Twilight looks out the window and sees shadows moving about inside.
>TS: "Im.. Im so sorry Anon.."
"Forget it. You're all safe, that's all that matters right now."
>RD: "Anon.." she puts a hand over your hand over the gear lever.
>You start driving towards the main road, but stop before you reach the walkway.
>You take out your cellphone and start dialing
>911
>???: "You've reached the emergency hotline, how can i help you?"
"There is a breakin at Anonsville street 4B. Send a police squad, now."
>???: "Ok, can you-"
>Then you hang up.
>What the hell were you going to say?
>"Yeah there are a pack of autists looking for the main characters of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic, please dispose them"
>Wonder what they're going to say when the patrol arrives.
>The thought of it actually puts a small smile on your face.
>???: "Unhand me, you unenlightened non-euphoric beta! You're not going to stop us on our quest in finding our waifus! I demand-! *TAZE*"
>heh, now that's something you'd pay a good deal of money to see.
>too bad, time to get the heck out of there.
>But where is the question.
>For now, you just drive off. Dosn't matter where to.
>The red pump sign on the dashboad turns red, so you might as well go and get some gas. And something to eat. Neither you or the girls have had anything to eat since this morning, and it's closing in on 4 PM.
>You drive of to a Statoil gasstation near by. You're pretty cool with the cashier there.
>RD: "Where are we going, Anon?"
"First of all we're going to get some gas, and someting to eat. I don't know about you girls, but i could eat a hors-.. i mean uh.. im really hungry! yeah!"
>RD: "uh whatever you say, Anon."
>TS: "Gas?"
"Yeah, fuel for the car. You didn't think it runs all on itself, did you?"
>TS: "no, i guess not."
>And of you go.
>Soon you reach the gas station. You park beside on of the pumps.
"Im just going to fill the car up, why don't you go inside and find something we can eat?"
>mane 6: Sure!
>Lyra at least gets it that it that her appearance could cause trouble, so she stays in the car, and spike accompanies her.
>You nod and the girls get out of the car and you start pumping the soup.
>$2,18/litre
>What a fucking robbery.
>The pump quits, and a message is displayed on the handle
>"CAR FULL"
>There's nothing like a full tank.
>You put the handle back in its place, and start walking for the entance.
>???: "Yeah, you're quite fucking hot, why don't we get back to my place and get to know each other.."
>R: "EW no! Get your filthy paws of off me!"
>RD: "Hey! Back off!"
>???: "Don't be a fucking cunt, or do i have to teach you a lession, what about that, bitch?" He raises his right palm and is about to slap Rarity.
>Every. fucking. time.
>You walk with fast steps towards the voices.
>A normal sized, druggie-looking guy is gripping Raritys arms.
>But wait a second..
>you know him. And he knows you.
"Get your hands off her. Now"
>Combo: "Oh shit, these are your girls? I-im fucking sorry man! just.. I'll be off, just take it easy, alright? Peace!"
>And he takes of like diarrhea after a mexican taco night.
>R: "Thank you, Anon! What would we do without you!" She throws herself over you, squeezing her tits all over your face.
>Seriously, you get that she's thankful and all, but it feels like she's getting more and more "intime" for every minute that passes.
>And it seems like Rainbow notices it too.
>RD: "Yeah, isn't he something.."
>Okay, she's fucking mad. Or rather jealous to be exact. The girls notices it too. well, everyone but Rarity, but they don't say anything.
>You'll have to deal with Dashie as soon as you get the chance, but you really need to hurry now. And you need to find somewhere to stay for the night.
"Soeh.. Did you find anythnig to eat?"
>AJ: "Yeah, we found some good lookin' salads"
"Okay, lets pay and be on our way"
>A thick mexican accent adresses you.
>Miguel: "Hola brother, long time no see! what have you been up to, man?"
"Don't think you'd believe me if i told you"
>Miguel: "No kidding! Looks like you've got youself quite the harem, amiright?"
"I-eh don't think i'd call it that, but sure" you look over your back and the girls are looking all confused.
"Listen, we're in a bit of a hurry, so if we could just, you know?"
>He laughts for himself
>Miguel: "Of all the gringos, i like you the most, i'll tell you that! That'll be $87,49. The food's on the house."
"Thanks man, apreciate it!"
>You swype your card and exits the gas station.
>Miguel: "welcome back, yo! and feel free to bring me some chicas too, next time!"
>you just play along with it
"Yeah man, i've got you covered"
>TS: "He seemed pretty nice, other than you he's been just about the only person here that's not been trying to kidnap us.."
>AJ: "yeah i guess. And Anon, who was that guy who fiddeled with Rarity? He seemed to know you."
"He's just someone i used to know, don't worry about it."
>She looks suspiciously at you, but lets it go.
>TS: "So, do you have any idea of where we'll stay from now on, Anon?
"No, not really, maybe i could-"
>Something catches your eye over the city.
>HOTEL ROYAL *****
>This will not be healthy for your already light wallet. But you look over at the anxious looking girls and think "what the hell".
"I think i know where we'll be staying, girls."
>TS: "Where?"
"there"
>You point towards the city, and the big shiny hotel sign.
>Rarity looks like she's about to lose her shit.
>TS: "My, Anon.. it looks.. expensive. Are you sure about this?"
"Yeah, i've got it covered"
>No you didn't. If you can afford it, you wont have a penny left afterwards.
>Rarity opens her mouth. Here we go again.
>R: "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! It looks simply fabolous! I'll make it up to you, i promise!"
>once again, rainbow is not looking too damn happy.
>You know how girls can get, so you better tear down the wall between you and Dashie before it gets out of hand.
"Should we get going then?"
>Mane 6: yeah!
>They're sure exited about seeing the city.
>The darkness will fall soon, and you know how beautiful it is during the nights with all the lights.
>It kind of gets you going too. It's nice to see how exited the girls get when they're having a good time.
>Everyone gets in the car and you start driving towards the city.
>They're talking loudly in the back, but it silences down more and more as you enter the city.
>They pin their eyes on all the skyscrapers, monuments, artwork and people. it's as bright as day in there.
>TS: "It is beautiful, Anon.."
>R: "Ugh, beautiful dosn't even begin to describe it! It's even more fashionable than Canterlot! Everything's so.. so.. futuristic!"
"I thought you'd like it"
>You soon pull over at the sidewalk of the excluside Hotel.
>Now you realize you have another problem. well, two of them actually.
>How the fuck are you going to get Lyra and spike inside the hotel?
>you're pretty sure neither ponies or dogs are allowed inside.
>Maybe you still had..
>You get out of the car and open the trunk.
>perfect
>a big ass sportbag.
>You left if there after the last breakin at your school.
>You take it out and hand it to the girls in the backseat.
"Spike and Lyra, you'll have to hide in the bag untill we get inside our rooms."
>S: "Oh come on! why?"
"Because im pretty damn sure they don't allow dogs in there, not to mention ponies"
>R: "Sorry spikey-wikey, we'll be as fast as we can" She scratches his ear, and it looks like he's about to cum a bucket.
>After a few minutes of struggle both of them are tucked into the bag.
>A servant in red uniform knocks on your window. You roll it down.
>???: "May i park your car, sir?"
"uh yeah, sure"
>You hand him the key before all of you exit the car. You take the bag with Spike and Lyra in it, and head for the entrance.
>Another servant comes up to you
>???: "Let me get that for you" he reaches for the bag
>You grab his hand and squeezes it hard.
"No you don't."
>???: "But i insist!"
"And i insist that you get the fuck out of my face, how's that?"
>He holds up his hands and backs away.
>That's how you deal with the peasants.
>You reach the counter.
"you just stay back, and i'll do the talking"
>???: "Hello! Welcome to Hotel Royal, how can i be of assistance?"
"we'd like to check in, please"
>???: "Okay, which rooms have you booked?"
"Uh we havn't really booked anything, is that a problem?"
She looks at you with a little concerned face
>???: "yeah, sort of. You see, you have to book atleast a week beforehand, soo.."
"Come on!- please, we just need one night, i'll do anything"
>She looks rather troubled, and looks around before she leans forward
>???: "Okay, but only because i don't want to see those poor girls freezing their butts off on the street. I assume you can pay for all of it?"
>You were about to hesitate, but you keep your mask up.
"Yeah, it's no problem! Tank you, a million times!"
>She smiles at you.
>???: "Hope one of them is your gilrfriend, There's two free rooms: the honeymoon suite and a collective room for 5."
>honeymoon suite
>Unf emerges in your head.
>Unf between you and Rainbow Dash.
>This could be the private time with her you've been praying for.
"I'll take 'em"
>???: "Splendid! I'll just need you to sign here and here."
>She hands you a contract and a pen, and you sign it with no questions asked.
>???: "I'll get your keys, it'll just be a minute."
>She walks of into a room behind the counter.
>Mind as well tell the girls the current status in the meantime. But you start with Rainbow.
"Rainbow, can i talk to you for a second?"
>The girls look at the two of you, and Rainbow then slowly walk over and joins you.
"look, i know you're mad at me because Rarity's been a bit clingy and so, but you know i'd never cheat on you, right?"
>RD: "Well i.. i know, but it's not you im really worried about, it's Rarity."
"What do you mean?"
>She looks around to see if the girls are close enough to hear you.
>"I've seen the way she looks at you"
"What do you mean?"
>Rainbow just looks you straight in the eye, and you get it.
"I-im sure it's nothing like that. I've been doing nothing to make heer feel that way"
>RD: "You didn't do that to me either, but here we are.."
"Rainbow, i don't.."
>RD: "Im just worried about you, about us. I don't want anything to come between what you and i have.."
>She looks down on the floor.
"hey, it's not going to happend. "We'll allways be together", remember?"
>She looks at you straight in the eye and you feel like you can see right into her soul. so beautiful. so very beautiful.
>Her eyes are glowing like the moon on the ocean a warm summer night, there are no other words in which you can describe it.
>She gently puts her hands around you and slowly pulls you into a passioante kiss.
>you can feel her tounge play around with yours, but it's not the tounge wrestling it's been before. She is gentle, and so is you.
>The two of you soon pull out and just hug each other tight.
>You can see in the corner of your eye that the cashier has returned. And is staring at the two of you.
>She wipes a tear before opening her mouth
>???: "I- em.. your keys, sir."
>You walk over to the counter, holding Dashies hand and takes the keys
>You smile at her
"Thanks"
>???: "I wish my fiancé would care for me like that.."
>She looks over at rainbow
>???: "Don't you never let him out of sight.."
>Rainbow looks at you straight in the eye, once again
>RD: "I won't"
>You pull her close and kiss her forehead
>???: "I-im sorry- i've got to-"
>The cashier leaves the desk once again. You can see she brings a napkin to her face.
>Well, you've got the keys, so you mind as well tell the girls the current status.
"ok, i got the last two rooms they had; a five bedder, and the.. uh.. "
>TS: "yes?"
"And the honeymoon suite"
>You can feel Rainbow immediately squeezes your hand hard and moves closer to you.
>You don't want to be rude, so you ask them how you're going to divide the rooms, even thought it's pretty obvious how it'll end
"So, how should we divide?"
>AJ: "Yeah, why don't you two love birds take the 2 bedder, and we'll take the other room?"
>TS: "I think that sounds.. appropriate"
>PP: "Fine by me!"
"It's setteled then"
>You can see a wide smile spread over Rainbows face.
>You even caught yourself smiling like a kid on christmas eve.
>Right now life is good.
cont.