[Moderator] Snowglobe>Takes Gritty as a studentYou know what? Yeah. Gritty needs a hook.
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyShe doesnt have one, that's the problemno magical horn
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeAre you trying to pun hook into horn?
[RandomGoy] RandomGoysureI kinda like curved horns.
I thought gritty had some hooks
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeBaroness is so much easier to write for that it bothers me.
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyWhat would Gritty be princess of?>Princess of Injury
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeI feel like Gritty has a way of fading into the background while Baron takes centerstage.
I kinda think Gritty's easier
[JargonScott]
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobekek
[RandomGoy] RandomGoy... Princess of Endurance?
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeI like that.Sends Celestia reports on the shit she had to endure because of Art and Baron.>"Dear Princess Celestia, today I endured..."
>Gritty's brashness comes through in the letters
[JargonScott]
[RandomGoy] RandomGoy>"Dear Princess Celestia, today I endured another girl boner for Prince Artemis. It's hard to be Princess of Endurance. t. Gritty Guts"
>Dear Princess Celestia, we didn't do a damn thing today
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoy>Enduring boredom
>Art keeps whining about wanting to make the night sky prettier since winter is coming up and all that>stars are cool and all but still he just keeps talking about it>your brother is a goober
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>I've been turning all of the things in his personal fridge upside down when he isn't looking.
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoyThat's not enduring.
>Art won't take me to the moon I really want to go to the moon
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>both Baron and Art got all upset at me because I wanted to wear Art's old armor for nightmare night
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>pretty sure baron's just salty cause she likes sniffing it, and now it smells like me
>Dear Princess Celesteia, I want a raise.
[JargonScott]
>Art eats a whole lot of candy, I never noticed that until now but I mean he eats a whole lot. I think he's getting pudgy
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>plus it turns out he gets sugar farts>so i guess that's what i endured today
>Princess, Art keeps missing the toilet>Celestia I think i made Art mad by asking if him and Nightmare moon were the same pony
[JargonScott]
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>but i guess the castle janitor is really the one enduring those misses>you should give him a raise
>doens't help i said that you never see the two in the same room at the same time
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>gritty is ignorant of basic history of the kingdom
>I keep making double entredes, and I don't think Art is getting them. that or he's ignoring them
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>I know Art's mad at me now, I asked him what it was like growing up with dinosaurs
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>so i'll ask you instead
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>what was it like growing up with the dinosaurs? i bet it was cool
>did they really drive cadillacs?
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>especially for you since they're like huge and naked and you like perving on big dongs
>I ate part of Art's cereal this morning and blamed it on Baroness. i'm sorry
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>I apoligized to Art and Baron, and bought then stirrupwafels. I think we're all good now
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>i mean i used art's money, but it's the thought that counts right?
>Art keeps talking about growing a goatee I think it'd look bad on him>tell your brother to get a haircut
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>or i'll do it myself. I cut my own hair, so you know the quality he's going to get
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>wait hold on dusk just showed up from the future to tell me art's goatee saves something or other>i wasn't listening>that leather suit makes his package look dynamite
>Celestia should I shave Art in his sleep?>like, his whole coat>i think it'd be funny
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>Baron doesn't and she said she'd pull rank on me if I even tried it
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>but didn't I outrank her? she probably knows i don't keep track
>Princess I swear I saw Baroness smelling Art's mane while he slept>but that's gonna be a secret between us, k?
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>that or blackmail
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeI'm wondering if this should happen because Celly has empty nest syndrome, or just cause Gritty gets bored one day.Just kinda decides she's gonna be the princess' new protege
Really, I like both ideas, but maybe as seperate things
[JargonScott]
I do like the empty nest thing, but that may be it's own subject
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeThey could be separate things that interplay.One thing I kinda like about the guardpone verse is it feels 'versey' to me.
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeLike all these disparate ideas can all be canon to each other.
>Dear Princess Celestia, I'm gonna come hang out with you>Princess, I think i heard Art crying in his sleep
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>I thnk Baron has a thing for Art, but I'm not gonna play dumboops, I meant 'I'm going to play dumb'
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>I mean I can see why. He's pretty handsome.>I really like his goober.>You probably don't want to hear about that though, since you're his sister.
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>I'd cross it out, but I'm kinda proud of how neat my hoofwriting has been getting.
>It's really neat now, look at me go
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>He is really handsome tho>Like, i'd do him>if he wasn't my boss
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>or are you my boss? who pays me
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>i guess i'll do the other one. that was a joke.
>Art keeps talking about going to the spa>i don't wanna go to the spa
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>OH MY GOD THE SPA IS GREAT
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobekekI bet the spapones fucking exhausted themselves trying to get through her callouses
>you get to lay in the hot tub for so long and then stallions rub their hooves all over you I haven't felt this good in years
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>Baroness didn't want to be massaged so she stayed in the mud bath
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>also Art totally had a boner while the mare massaged his wings it was funny
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeBaroness snuck off to bone a spamare.
baroness disappeared in the mudbath100% camo
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobekek
[Auroral] Auroralheh
[RandomGoy] RandomGoywent to eat for 30 mins, can I get quick log of things that happened after I said "RandomGoy13:13That's not enduring."?
We've been coming up with Gritty's letters to Celestia
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoyI'd love to read them if it's not a bother.
http://pastebin.com/hhMTaSQq
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoyThank you
completely unformatted
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>Art won't rap battle me
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>I got into a rap battle with that zebra that visited the castle>i lost.
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>but it's the thought that counts, and i thought about myself wining, so i'm counting that.
>I'll never back down from a good challenge
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoyfunny
>Dear princess cleestia, Art's being all difficult and hard to get along with. If I have to keep dealing with him like that I'm gonna ask for a raise or a transfer to the crystal kingdom
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>cleestia
>I think it's because he hasn't jerked off for like three weeks
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeThis is now her trademark typo
keeeeewhat was gritty's rank?
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeSergeant
>Dearest Sergeant Gritty Guts, I hate to hear that my brother is being difficult to get along with. The comfort and happiness of all employed in the guard is foremost. I could have a talk with him if you would like me to. Love, Princess Celestia>Yeah sure
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobeoh boy
[RandomGoy] RandomGoySNITCHES GET STITCHES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeWhere's this going?
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyThat unfinished Celestia X Art story.That's where.
>Deer Celesta, No seriously Art's just trying to get on my nerves now He's being all snappy and stuff and said that I keep taking stuff from his fridge i havent' done that in a whileI'm just running with it snow
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeCause the timing of that struck me.>Art is acting funny cause he hasn't jacked off in a while>Celestia insists on seeing him
keeekI didn't intend that
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoy>Deer Celestiak
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeI figured either she was gonna go for it, or try to convince Art to bone one of the guards.
>Dearest Seargent G. Guts, Again, I hate to hear my brother is being a bother. In his defense, he is putting a lot of work into the winter solstice that is coming up. I shall have another talk with him. Love, Princess Celestia>dear Celestea, I want to go to the crystal kingdom
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] SnowglobeCelestia's had enough.
>Dearest Gritty Guts, Why? P. Celestia
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoy>Shining Armor is a hunk.
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>"Dearest Sergeant Guts, Sure, but you're getting there by riding the bone train. This is happening. - P-Celly
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyI bet she'd love to wrestle with Equestria's most famous royal guard.
>Oh, this isn't about Art being mega goober or anything. I got to thinking about the place, and it looks like a nice place to visit. I hear that Shining and Chryssi are nice and I wanna see the crystal ponies and eat crystal food. I bet it's cool
[JargonScott]
that was weird, that's the first time I've filled up the character limit writing something here
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>To be clear, I meant Art's bone train. - Best Princess
>Dear celestiia, I mean, i'd ride your brother, but I figure that Baroness wants that position more. but it's a secret between besties
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoyMolestia go home RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>deare Celestia, do we get vacation time I don't remember if we do or not
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>Trust me there is enough of my brother for two mares.>The previous letter will now self-destruct.
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyDouble the Jargon, Double the pone.
>i showed your letter to baroness before it burned up ha ha
[JargonScott]
i don't know why my phone is here
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>Dearest Moon Colonist Grittyguts, You better not have.
[RandomGoy] RandomGoy>I totally did! Moon here I come
>nyeh heh heh
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>Dear Sister, why did I just magically wrestle one of my trusted guards from orbit? Between her giggles, I could only gather that you had something to do with it.
>Dear Sister, I had to go get one of my guards. ~Artemis
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>Celestia I'm sending this letter from the moon this place is cool
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>You have no idea how many craters Art filled with his jizz while he was up here
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>If you shoot Baron up here for something, let her bring a bathing suit.>She's gonna swim.
>Art carved a mare out of moon rocks this is weird
[JargonScott]
>she's been thouroughly worn in too. ew
[JargonScott]
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>okay, honestly it's kinda hot
>Art's good at making statues though. He should make some more at home
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>i kinda like stallions masturbating, i dunno>everypony's got a kink>like how your's is raising a colt to bang you; that's what dusk was for, right?>haha that was a joke i'm so funny
>Gritty, enjoy another decade up there then, P. C.
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>Ceelstia, i'm sorry>CLEESTIA I MADE A MISTAKE I WENT SWIMMING IN A MOON LAKE
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[RandomGoy] RandomGoy????????????????????????????????????????????????
>it was so nasty
[JargonScott]
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>Seriously though, is that what Dusk was for? Ponies have been saying that pretty much since I signed on with the guard.
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyI wonder if all of the sperm cells were dead by that time...
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>They mentioned you were way happy to explain puberty to him.
oh god>i had to learn puberty the hard way nopony ever explained it to me
[JargonScott]
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyyou bastard stop giving me boners in class.
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>Oh and anyway, Art came to get me, like, an hour after you shot me up here
>Dearest Grittyguts, I am always happy to teach anypony about any subject. P. Celestia
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>I'm gonna just slide this letter under your door to prove it>Was a fun hour though.
>still tho i swam in that moon lake should I be worried
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>i mean it was hot but i am no mommy
>I mean i didn't even get the fun part of it
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>also Art just keeps bitching about me being sent up there
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[Auroral] Auroralboo
aaaa ghost
[JargonScott]
[RandomGoy] RandomGoywhat's wrong, auroral, not enough cum ingestion?
[Auroral] Auroralghost pone
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>Baroness likes watching him yell. I wasn't sure why until I noticed it makes his donger shake.
[Auroral] Auroralrand pls
>hehe art's got blue balls
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobeheh
[Auroral] Auroralanyways, I was just gonna check in on here to see what's going on before I go to bed
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>not gonna lie, I been thinking about helping him out with that
>I threatened to buck Art in the goober if he yelled at me again. He went quiet after that
[JargonScott]
[Auroral] Auroralica also made me a new ref too, so that was nice
noice
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[Auroral] Auroralmm
>Dearest Gritty, Oh my goodness.
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[Auroral] Auroralanyways, iumma head off to bed, good nigght you guys
[RandomGoy] RandomGoygotta go to my class's volleyball play.Then I go back home
[Auroral] Auroralgood luck rand
[RandomGoy] RandomGoyPastebin more of your great stuff
>I just got your joke about Artemis' testicles! that is so funny!I want to pastebin this, it's fun
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobehttp://dok-tah.tumblr.com/post/131008955061It is.
>It's funny because Artemis' coat is blue, and so are his testicles, but 'blue balls' has another connotation!
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>And yes, I think he could use some help with that connotation.
[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>Not that it is in any way a condition of your continued employment with the guard.
>Seriously Princess, if he wasn't being omega goober lately, i'd be all over that.
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>I see. I suppose I shall have to learn what goober-being is and discuss it with him.
>I've been whispering sexy things into Art's ear while he sleeps.>sometimes he moans. it's funny
[JargonScott]
>uh>last night, art had a wet dream
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobe>it was pretty awesome
>It was weird, because I wasnt' whispering anything to him at the time
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>I didn't know he had that much in him>I think Baron was shocked by it, she hasn't said anything about it
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>seriously though, i'm proud of him. It was quite the show>I feel bad for the maids that have to change his sheets though
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>cause i mean it is a LOT>I got Art some water afterward because I was scared he was dehydrated from it
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[Snowglobe] [Moderator] Snowglobelel
>Dear princess, who's older, you or Art?
[JargonScott]
>Dear Princess Celstia, Okay, I know that we're in Art's quarters and all that. So it's his rules and such
[JargonScott]
>but i've noticed that he just sits around with his dong hanging out like all the time>He'll just walk around with it flopping about
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>wish i had a dong. I bet it'd be huge
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>Dearest Grittyguts, Could you go into detail about what Artemis does in his quarters? -P.C.
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>you want me to talk about his dong flopping around and all that? i bet you dont' want to hear that