"Iron will come quickly l have a map"
 
"To where does this map lead my jeune, belle cheval?"
 
"To captain Chiquita Flint's long lost treasure, bananna island"
 
"Where the lost banannas of a thousand raided bannnnnnnna ships lay?"
 
"Oui"
 
It was realy hard and a lot of people died but they each had a thousand pounds (of banane) to share at the end.
 
Fine.