Celesticup 3000
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>Be Anon
>Be having tea with Celestia
>It's cool and all that you landed a job at your old middle school, but do you seriously need to have tea time?
>You figured it was just Celestia mocking your British culture
>She never did this shit with any of the other employed teachers
>Not even with her sister
>Speaking of, she's aged beautifully
>She died her hair black recently to celebrate her birthday
>Magnificent
 
>You take a sip of the porcelain teacup
>She takes a sip
>You take a louder sip
>She takes a blood-curling loud sip
>Well, fool? You just gonna sit there and wallow in defeat like a bitch?
>'Course not
>It never deterred your personality at school
>You take a loud sip
>You got it...
>FUCK
>Some of the tea goes down the wrong hole, causing you to cough it up
>Celestia laughs like a bitch ass
>Well, she giggled, but her voice was so deep these days, it was hard to differ
>A knock comes from the door
>“Come in."
>The door opened to reveal
>That bitch again...
 
>Cadence stares at you with the same old grin
>She was acknowledged nicer, compared with your old school days
>Nowadays, she just stared you down to fuck with you, knowing you always cringe when she did
>“Ah, Cadence. Did you get those reports I sent you? "
>She nods, coming further into the office
>“laminated them too.'
>“Thanks, leave 'em on the desk."
>“Little Anon's still having tea time with his wittle baby sitter."
>Now that's just absurd
>She was never your babysitter
>Chaperone on that one trip, maybe.
>But never babysitter
"Y-you too."
>“Would you like the join us?"
>“Well, I'm on lunch break..I could kill a few minutes."
>"Coffee pot's next the cabinet."
"Coffee pot? "
>You raise an eyebrow
>“S-sorry. Teapot."
"Better."
>You sit back, taking a sip of mint tea
 
>Cadence pours some tea from the pot into one of the last teacups
>She pulls up a chair and sits next to you
>You scooch the chair over a bit
>Just in case she gives you that stare, it’d be far enough that it won't be lethal
>She takes a sip of her tea, scrunching her face in disgust
>She's obviously never had tea before
>Fucking Pleb
>You take a sip of your tea, staring blandly at Cadence
>She looks back at You nervously
"You're trying too hard."
>“W-what? "
"You also forgot to stick out the pinkie. Pleb."
>Spaghetti leaks from her pockets
>She's sweating under pressure
"Troubled? "
>“O-of course not..."
>She attempts to stick out her pinkie
>It comes out halfway
>She's never done this before
>You switch your glare to Celestia
>She's donned an unamused and disappointed face, looking blandly at Cadence
>Cadence sighs
>“D-do I really have to do it this time? '
>Celestia nods
>Cadence sighs
>"Here goes.."
 
>She brings her mouth to the cup
>She places her pearly white teeth onto the mouth of it
>Wait a minute, what?
>She takes one more look at Celestia
>She closes her eyes and proceeds to bite down onto the white porcelian
“W-what? "
>A loud crack comes from the right of you
“JESUS!”
>She bit off a piece of the cup, holding it in her mouth
>Celestia nods once more
>Cadence slides the fractured cup into her mouth, chewing it
>Muffled cracks came from out of her mouth, as tears began forming in her eyes
>Is this what rape culture is like?
 
>She continues chewing up the porcelain until it was at a swallow-able level
>Hesitatingly, she swallows the fractured pieces
>She cringes as she feels it violently poking in her throat
>She takes a breath once she's certain It’s all gone down
>You can momentarily see the inside of her mouth
>The roof of her mouth, tongue, And the root of her teeth were gushing blood
>She quickly recovers, going in for another bite
>“That's enough."
>“T-Thank you."
>"Your lunch break was over a minute ago. Return to your office or else."
>“O-of course."
>Cadence slowly gets up, stumbling, hold her stomach, and coughing
>She exits the room, leaving her tea
 
>After Cadence leaves the area, Celestia returns her gaze back at you
>She casually takes a sip of her tea
>"Something wrong, Anon?"
"N-no. Not at all."
>“Hmm..."
>You take a finishing your tea
"W-well, I guess I'll be seeing you around, then...”
>“You're not finished."
"Excuse me?”
>She points to the cup
>Hell no
>“As I respect your culture, I expect you to respect mine."
>There's no shying outta this.
>You pick the cup up
>This shits cray
 
>You bring the tea cup up by the handle
>You place your teeth on the mouth, just as Cadence did
>You bite down onto the porcelain
>Having...Trouble...Doing this...
>Celestia sets her cup down, walking towards you
>she places her teeth onto the opposing side of the mouth
>You feel her nose rub against your's
>She bites down, breaking it in a matter of seconds
>She chews her’s down to miniature shards
>She takes the rest of the cup out of your mouth, giving you a French kiss
>She transfers the shards into your mouth, pulling away, and sealing your mouth shut with her index finger
>You swallow, sending the porcelain down your throat
>“Good. You are excused."
>You get the fuck outta there.
>Fucking psychos in this school
 
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