25 [22:30:23] Well fuck I'm bored 32 [22:30:34] GoldenTouch looks at AL 25 [22:30:36] Eeyup... 25 [22:30:42] !roll d100 to look cool 25 [22:30:42] 6 == 6 32 [22:30:45] Al_Dente looks mad 32 [22:30:52] GoldenTouch cockslaps liven "I challange you~" 25 [22:31:10] Damn Al, you sure look mad 25 [22:31:16] I aint even mad 25 [22:31:25] !roll 1d100 he mad 25 [22:31:25] 5 == 5 25 [22:31:30] He ain't mad 20 [22:31:31] Rainy|Haze [webchat@c-68-62-5-254.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has joined #Fourcannon 25 [22:31:59] !roll 1d100 25 [22:31:59] 18 == 18 25 [22:33:07] So Cyanni, hownew.ru 25 [22:33:29] Make sure you keep your sides close 25 [22:33:46] Not now Golden, lwed levels gone... 25 [22:33:52] Thinking of playing Hats 25 [22:34:51] Mmmmm, no computer for a week. How am I gonna live!? 25 [22:34:59] sonuw 25 [22:35:00] You're not 37 [22:35:04] Al_Dente [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Al_AFK 25 [22:35:04] suicide is the only option 25 [22:35:35] Okay, just let Bob know what happened, okay? 25 [22:35:46] I'm sure he'll understand. 25 [22:35:49] kks baibai 32 [22:35:49] GoldenTouch looks at liven 25 [22:36:10] Wait 25 [22:36:14] No, wait... 25 [22:36:17] yeh? 25 [22:36:29] Can i have ur baby then? 25 [22:37:12] ...hmmmmmmm. Gonna have to postpone my suicide to mull this jet. 25 [22:37:18] over* 25 [22:37:31] Alright, but don't take too long 25 [22:39:16] all dis commitment 25 [22:39:43] Al pls 25 [22:39:44] What'chu talkin' 'bout Al? 25 [22:39:52] You are afk how are you typing 25 [22:39:59] magic 37 [22:40:14] Al_AFK [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Al_MagicalVan 25 [22:40:16] is he a Wizard? 25 [22:40:17] Welp. question answered. 34 [22:40:24] Echo [webchat@eagle803.startdedicated.com] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds 32 [22:40:29] Al_MagicalVan puts his robe and wizard hat on 25 [22:41:04] !roll 1d100 duel 25 [22:41:04] 79 == 79 25 [22:41:15] I CHALLEBGE YOU 25 [22:41:28] !roll d100 to turn Boris into Corgi 25 [22:41:29] 57 == 57 25 [22:42:03] !roll 1d100 turn Al into paperclip 25 [22:42:04] 19 == 19 32 [22:42:12] Al_MagicalVan casts level 5 spell upon Boris 37 [22:42:35] Boris_ [~kvirc@c-75-74-74-86.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as Slav_Corgi 25 [22:42:46] Look at my magics 32 [22:42:52] Al_MagicalVan twirls his wand. 25 [22:43:00] !roll 1d100 bite Al 25 [22:43:00] 14 == 14 32 [22:43:06] Slav_Corgi rolls over 32 [22:43:16] Al_MagicalVan pets the Corgi. "Good dog." 32 [22:43:28] GoldenTouch pets al 25 [22:43:37] Im a wizard! 25 [22:43:41] "Good pony~" 25 [22:43:47] !Roll d100 to turn Golden into a human 25 [22:43:47] 52 == 52 32 [22:44:01] Al_MagicalVan casts a level 2 spell on Golden. 32 [22:44:22] GoldenTouch is not a human because he doesn't want to change his name 25 [22:44:33] I said magic damnit! 32 [22:44:41] Al_MagicalVan jabs Golden with his wand 25 [22:44:46] So Liven, what makes you the ideal recipient of my child after I commit sudoku? 25 [22:44:47] "I SELL MAGIC AND MAGIC ACCESSORIES" 25 [22:44:59] hearth? what about me ;_; 25 [22:45:01] !roll 1d100 Turn Al into doge 25 [22:45:01] 71 == 71 25 [22:45:09] Im responsible Hearth 25 [22:45:12] Al is now doge 25 [22:45:15] !Roll d100 for parent get 25 [22:45:15] 92 == 92 37 [22:45:24] Al_MagicalVan [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Al_TheDogandParent 25 [22:45:31] Im eligible 25 [22:45:32] >Al good parent 25 [22:45:39] You can apply too, Liven asked first so I will check his credentials and qualifications first. 20 [22:45:40] Echo [webchat@eagle803.startdedicated.com] has joined #Fourcannon 25 [22:45:41] >Gets drunk ever night 25 [22:45:45] Slav pls 25 [22:45:47] Nnnnnf 25 [22:45:50] *woof* 25 [22:45:51] This corn soup 25 [22:45:51] Im the ideal parent 25 [22:45:58] !roll d100 for grade A parenting 25 [22:45:58] 52 == 52 25 [22:46:09] !roll 1d100 Grade AAA 25 [22:46:10] 41 == 41 37 [22:46:18] Al_TheDogandParent [~IceChat77@99-36-165-223.lightspeed.snjsca.sbcglobal.net] is now known as Al_Dente 25 [22:46:25] Although I fear he may be playing hats right now. *Scribbles something on a clipboard* 37 [22:46:45] Slav_Corgi [~kvirc@c-75-74-74-86.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as Boris_ 25 [22:46:50] Theres always an alternate 32 [22:46:53] Al_Dente motions to himself 25 [22:47:00] Can always sell it on eBay 25 [22:47:10] Not anymore Boris 32 [22:47:11] GoldenTouch is ready and in a suit 25 [22:47:12] Not anymore.... 25 [22:47:23] Fine, Amazon 32 [22:47:30] Hearth|Campan nods and takes more notes "Mhmmm mhmm" 25 [22:47:34] !roll d100 for tuxedo 25 [22:47:34] 21 == 21 32 [22:47:47] Al_Dente is wearing gardening clothes 25 [22:47:54] What's with the notes 25 [22:47:57] "Ms. Bob?" 25 [22:47:58] Lemme se 25 [22:48:01] I teach the children the values of a yob 25 [22:48:15] You show them the value of a green card 25 [22:48:22] Okay, I'd like to see you all one at a time for now. If you would all take a seat outside for a moment. .. 32 [22:48:23] Al_Dente flashes a passport. 32 [22:48:33] Al_Dente takes a seat in the lobby 32 [22:48:40] Boris_ takes a seat 25 [22:49:13] [hearth..... i had the most feelsy moment ever on my drive to soccer practice involving you and echo ;_;] 25 [22:49:30] [[ feels on wheels ]] 32 [22:49:33] Hearth|Campan motions golden in. "Please, come in and take a seat. Now. What makes you the ideal caretaker for my child after I commit sudoku? " 32 [22:50:08] GoldenTouch walks into the room and takes a seat 25 [22:50:33] [Oh? and what was that golden? ] 34 [22:50:36] BlazingSky [webchat@207-255-52-021-dhcp.jst.pa.atlanticbb.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds 25 [22:50:51] [Sorry had to do some dishes] 25 [22:51:10] [[ washing them before the dish washer? ]] 25 [22:51:40] You can take a seat in the lobby for now, Liven. interviewing golden right now. You have some competition now. 25 [22:51:49] [Dishwasher is for plates, forks, bowls and the like, but heavier stuff gets handwashed] 32 [22:51:59] GoldenTouch cries [>Bobs missing, echo is by your side and is tired of putting up with your sadness, goes on adventure alone to find bob for you and bob returns with the shattered body of echo ;_;] 25 [22:52:04] [[ tfw dishwasher needs prewash ]] 32 [22:52:09] Liven_Up looks a golden. "Dis nigga serious?" 25 [22:52:12] [tfw keep that mane short 32 [22:52:16] GoldenTouch looks at liven 32 [22:52:22] Al_Dente waves at Liven and motions towards the seats in the lobby. 25 [22:52:28] [;_; Golden why? ] 32 [22:53:06] GoldenTouch is scared this is a backroom casting, and hearth asked me to sit on the couch 32 [22:53:59] Hearth|Campan leans back in her chair, holding a clipboard and pen. She looks up at Golden waiting for his response. 32 [22:54:35] GoldenTouch cannot do this right now and runs away 32 [22:55:00] Al_Dente watches Golden run out of the confrence room. 25 [22:55:24] "Damn, the hell si wrong wit hhim" 32 [22:55:25] Hearth|Campan sighs and calls out "Next! " 25 [22:55:37] [But who was next?] 32 [22:55:45] Al_Dente just gets up and enters the room. 32 [22:56:15] Al_Dente takes a seat on the couch. 32 [22:56:48] Hearth|Campan makes a note then looks back up at Al "So? What makes you the most qualified for the job?" 34 [22:56:50] Mary_ONette [webchat@c-75-69-215-212.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds 32 [22:57:40] Al_Dente twirls his hooves. "Well..... I always wanted to raise a kid of my own, and I beleive my heart is in the right place. Could be the father that I always wanted." 25 [22:57:49] [So I just clicked back here, and I am extremely amused at what I'm reading. But Hearth pls. Family. Faaamilyy~] 25 [22:58:38] "I had a little brother if that helps." 25 [22:59:02] "And I have a clean criminal record!" 32 [22:59:22] Hearth|Campan nods "Mhmmm... And what experience do you have that would make you stand out from the others here today? " 32 [23:00:04] Al_Dente rubs the back of his head and shrugs. "I suppose you could say I know what a father SHOULDNT be, so it wont be hard to avoid that." 37 [23:00:35] Liven_Up [~Liven_Up@pool-108-25-178-34.atclnj.east.verizon.net] is now known as Livenborn 25 [23:00:41] "I cook." 25 [23:00:55] [Aoyin, so I'll be without a computer until Friday and Liven made it clear that suicide is the only option I have in such a dire situation, and he asked if he could have my baby so other people asked so now I'm having interviews] 25 [23:01:18] [[ cue up m8 ]] 25 [23:01:24] [U wot] 25 [23:01:43] [[ THE QUEUE ]] 32 [23:02:22] Al_Dente shifts nervously in his seat. 25 [23:02:23] "Okay okay..." *scrawls on the clipboard for a minute before waving Al out without looking up at him* "I think I've heard all I need to hear, send the next one in on your way out" 25 [23:02:25] [I-I don't understand] 32 [23:02:39] Al_Dente gets up and quietly leaves. 25 [23:02:51] [Wait, isn't it a bit unfair that Al and I go both] 25 [23:02:52] [Shhhhh shhhh shhhh, understanding is for the weak] 25 [23:03:00] [[ Boris pls ]] 25 [23:03:06] [Al pls] 32 [23:03:19] Livenborn waits patiently, sipping on some tea. 32 [23:03:42] Al_Dente helps himself to the free tea and cookies 25 [23:03:49] !roll d20 for restraint 25 [23:03:49] 10 == 10 32 [23:03:58] Al_Dente grabs a hoof full of cookies 32 [23:04:00] Livenborn smacks Al. "Bitch that's my tea." 25 [23:04:01] [They got free food? Aww yiss] 32 [23:04:14] Al_Dente is smacked and just takes more cookies. 25 [23:04:15] "As in I brewed and brought it here." 25 [23:04:17] !roll 1d20 share 25 [23:04:17] 1 == 1 37 [23:04:18] GreenHoof [webchat@173.217.184.24] is now known as GreenHoof-AFK 25 [23:04:28] "So can I go in now or what?" 25 [23:04:30] [Damn Liven is a greedy nigga] 37 [23:04:56] LusciousLucidLucy [~Lucyne@dslb-092-075-034-215.pools.arcor-ip.net] is now known as Lucyne 20 [23:05:31] Chinook [webchat@host-2-99-244-89.as13285.net] has joined #Fourcannon 25 [23:05:43] [Waiting intensifies] 32 [23:06:46] Hearth|Campan taps a hoof impatiently in the desk as she waits 25 [23:06:58] *soft elevator music fills the waiting room* 25 [23:07:04] "Nigga did she say I can go in or not?" 25 [23:07:25] "Excuse me? Is there such a need for offensive terms?" 32 [23:07:55] Hearth|Campan looks over the notes she already made, considering the current options 25 [23:08:04] "Well considering you tried to steal my tea and won't tell me, I must say yes." 25 [23:08:21] "That was me actually." 25 [23:08:23] "I didn't try shit, tha twas him" 32 [23:08:27] Al_Dente rasies his hoof and tries to snatch the tea. 25 [23:08:37] "Get your eyes checked man" 25 [23:08:47] !roll d20 for tea snatch 25 [23:08:47] 13 == 13 32 [23:09:01] Livenborn looks around. "I'm terribly sorry I have a cold. And only d100 counts here, you know that." 32 [23:09:08] Livenborn takes his tea and walks to the door, knocking. 25 [23:09:10] !roll d100 to snatch that damn tea 25 [23:09:10] 54 == 54 32 [23:09:26] Al_Dente snatches at Liven's tea. 32 [23:10:02] Hearth|Campan readjusts her papers and looks up to the door "Come in!" 32 [23:10:32] Livenborn walks in, having already finished his tea. "Hello, I'm here for the interview?" 32 [23:10:35] GoldenTouch follows liven In 25 [23:11:22] "Of course. Please take a seat... Golden?" 32 [23:12:01] Boris_ sits patiently 32 [23:12:15] GoldenTouch looks at hearth "Give my position to liven, he deserves it more and could be a better parent to your child then I could ever hope to be...." 32 [23:12:18] Livenborn sits down and waits. 32 [23:13:35] Hearth|Campan stares at Golden with a straight face for a few moments before writing something down on the clipboard "Noted, anything else? " 32 [23:13:58] GoldenTouch shakes his head and walks out "Nope" 34 [23:14:58] Chinook [webchat@host-2-99-244-89.as13285.net] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds 20 [23:15:13] Parchment_Page [~Page@66-169-50-173.dhcp.gnvl.sc.charter.com] has joined #Fourcannon 32 [23:15:21] GoldenTouch pokes his head back in 25 [23:15:26] "One last thing" 32 [23:15:37] Hearth|Campan shifts in her seat and places the clipboard down. She leans over the desk, her hooves pressed against eachother under her chin. "So, why are you the best man for the job? " 32 [23:15:44] GoldenTouch has the face of someone about to cry "Keep that mane short~" 32 [23:15:54] GoldenTouch is eaten by zombies~ 25 [23:16:05] !roll d100 for screams 25 [23:16:06] 87 == 87 32 [23:16:12] Hearth|Campan nods to Golden then turns back to Liven 32 [23:16:18] Al_Dente makes movie like screams 25 [23:17:40] "Well?" 32 [23:17:49] Livenborn smirks as he gathers his thoughts. 25 [23:18:02] [[ dont your child to live on the edge ]] 25 [23:18:07] [[ couldn't resist ]] 32 [23:18:26] Hearth|Campan returns the smirk, eager to hear what he has to say. 25 [23:19:20] "Well for one, you and Bob both know mw very well. I'm adaquit medically, and can easily take care of them in any emergency. I'm great with kids, and back home have been taking care of a very sick younfer brother for years. I'm strict, but know when to let up. I like my life accoring to a code of honor, one that I would instill in the child to help them be the best person they can be." 34 [23:19:35] Cyanni [webchat@207-172-57-192.c3-0.drf-ubr1.atw-drf.pa.cable.rcn.com] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed 32 [23:20:24] Hearth|Campan nods as she thinks about what Liven has said. 32 [23:21:32] Hearth|Campan raises a hoof "I have just one question..." 25 [23:21:40] "Please, ask." 32 [23:23:48] Hearth|Campan closes her eyes and takes a breath. As she releases, she opens her eyes and stares intensely at Liven. "On a scale of 1 to Liven, how edgy would you rate yourself? " 25 [23:24:12] *hushed whispers and shushes* 25 [23:24:51] (Say yes) 32 [23:24:59] Livenborn consideres the question. "Hmmm, I'd have to say it fluxes. Three on my dullest days, four and a half on average, and Live+++ at my worst." 32 [23:26:28] Nova_Flux picks up Hearth 25 [23:26:31] ITS BABY TIME 25 [23:26:36] Oh my 32 [23:26:36] Nova_Flux drums on her tummy 25 [23:26:40] !roll d100 25 [23:26:40] 3 == 3 25 [23:26:43] Nope 25 [23:26:44] "OHGODWHY" 25 [23:26:46] Baby aint ready 25 [23:26:57] So a baby decides where the other baby goes? 25 [23:27:03] !roll d100 for paradox 25 [23:27:03] 64 == 64 25 [23:28:10] !roll 1d100 for 72 25 [23:28:10] 84 == 84 32 [23:28:17] Hearth|Campan regains her composure and fixes her hair as she sits back down and huffs "So..." 37 [23:28:32] GreenSleeves [~kvirc@c-24-2-239-245.hsd1.ct.comcast.net] is now known as GreenSleeves|FNV 25 [23:28:50] "So..." 25 [23:30:04] !roll d100 for game show results format 25 [23:30:05] 60 == 60 25 [23:30:15] *lights dim and a spotlight follows Hearth* 20 [23:31:08] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #Fourcannon 32 [23:31:09] Hearth|Campan shoves everything off of the side of the desk in one fell swoop, the climbs on top of the desk and points at Liven "You can have the baby you glorious faggot... just be sure to tell Bob what happened. ... and lock the door on the way out. 25 [23:31:14] HEARTH! 25 [23:31:16] ALSO WHAT 25 [23:31:22] LOLOLOLOL 25 [23:31:29] Attempted Murderer becomes a father 25 [23:31:30] WHAT TIMING! 32 [23:31:31] Bob lost his sides 25 [23:31:34] Justice is served 25 [23:31:38] http://pastebin.com/G65r5dWv 25 [23:31:43] Just GM'd this beauty 25 [23:31:45] Time for the party! 20 [23:31:52] Hidden_Glimmer [webchat@dslb-188-098-181-255.pools.arcor-ip.net] has joined #Fourcannon 25 [23:31:53] "Whoo~!" 25 [23:31:57] Also whut 25 [23:32:10] "But srsly was there ever any doubt?" 25 [23:32:20] !roll d100 for doubts 25 [23:32:20] 100 == 100 25 [23:32:21] "Wait, Hearth!" 25 [23:32:24] Always 25 [23:32:29] "Yeah? " 25 [23:32:41] "You can't do that until the baby's born. I don't have a womb for the fetus to gestate in." 25 [23:32:59] Whut 25 [23:32:59] !roll 1d100 r63 liven 25 [23:32:59] 97 == 97 25 [23:33:02] You do now 25 [23:34:33] "..." *flips the desk* "Fuck it all then! Sudoku it is!" *picks up her clipboard and pen from the ground. She sits down in the chair and continues to scrawl on it occasionally stopping to think. 37 [23:34:43] Livenborn [~Liven_Up@pool-108-25-178-34.atclnj.east.verizon.net] is now known as Liven_r63 32 [23:35:00] Al_Dente offers Hearth a bottle of helium 25 [23:35:03] Quick and painless! 32 [23:35:15] Bob walks in 25 [23:35:18] And gaurantted for a few laughs 32 [23:35:22] Bob 360s and moonwalks out 32 [23:35:28] Hearth|Campan pushes the bottle away. "I'm fine with sudoku" 32 [23:35:33] Al_Dente tries to Helium Bob 25 [23:35:37] BOB TRY THIS 25 [23:35:41] ITS QUICK AND PAINLESS 25 [23:35:48] !roll d100 for test subject 25 [23:35:49] 99 == 99 37 [23:35:59] Bob [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob|Helium 32 [23:36:05] Al_Dente grabs Bawb and shoves him into the couch 25 [23:36:14] Just put this mask over your face. 32 [23:36:17] Al_Dente offers bob a mask 32 [23:36:24] Bob|Helium says everything with a high pitched voice 25 [23:36:33] "Everything with a high pitched voice] 25 [23:36:37] Science, its amazing 37 [23:36:49] Duskie [~unknown@ARouen-553-1-205-52.w90-23.abo.wanadoo.fr] is now known as DuskieSleepin 25 [23:36:56] night fourcannon 32 [23:36:58] Hearth|Campan slams the clipboard on the upside down desk. "Well! I'm going home! It was fun guys! " *Starts to walk out* 25 [23:37:11] "whut" 37 [23:37:20] Bob|Helium [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob 25 [23:37:39] Its all over 25 [23:37:42] Ogre 25 [23:37:49] "I said I was gonna commit sudoku, so I did. Now I'm gonna go home and take a nap" 25 [23:38:03] Hearth was 2 hardcore 4 u 37 [23:38:03] Liven_r63 [~Liven_Up@pool-108-25-178-34.atclnj.east.verizon.net] is now known as Liven|r63 25 [23:38:08] !roll 1d100 Mr Bones 25 [23:38:09] 68 == 68 25 [23:38:12] "Um, guys..." She blushes. 25 [23:38:13] Whut 25 [23:38:15] Where do you think you're going 32 [23:38:18] Hearth|Campan gestures to the clipboard "Took line enough too" 25 [23:38:29] Long enough* 25 [23:38:43] Whut 25 [23:38:55] bob 25 [23:38:55] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEndEPil6_o 25 [23:38:58] !roll d100 for 4cannon black organ market 25 [23:38:59] 85 == 85 25 [23:39:01] if i die.... i want this to play 32 [23:39:04] Al_Dente is a qualified quack. 25 [23:39:12] "Golden step right this way!" 25 [23:39:21] "You will get to play whatever you dream in here!" 34 [23:40:06] Hidden_Glimmer [webchat@dslb-188-098-181-255.pools.arcor-ip.net] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed 25 [23:40:06] "Go home Boris, I'm keeping it. You're my alternate though, Liven... and you're still godfaget, so there's that. PEACE! " *walks the fuck out* 25 [23:40:14] "Can one of you change me back?" 25 [23:40:22] !roll 1d100 for no Liven 25 [23:40:22] 73 == 73 25 [23:40:30] "Liven I can do wonders with folds!" 25 [23:40:33] "Step right up!" 25 [23:40:36] !roll 1d100 for r63 Liven is now canon 25 [23:40:37] 35 == 35 32 [23:40:39] Al_Dente juggles his scalpels. 25 [23:40:41] Who likes a porn page on facebook? 25 [23:40:43] I DOOOOOOO 25 [23:40:55] Wat 25 [23:40:55] !roll 1d100 for r63 hearth and bob to be cannon 25 [23:40:55] 90 == 90 25 [23:40:58] HA 25 [23:41:00] Hue 25 [23:41:02] >BOB HOWS THE BABY 25 [23:41:09] >hows 25 [23:41:14] >WHO DA BABY 25 [23:41:24] Liven, can you pastebin this starting from where you said you were bored for me? 25 [23:41:26] I'd look at it 25 [23:41:31] Hue 25 [23:42:43] Well, that was fun. I would pastebin it myself, but phone.