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25 [04:26:43] <GoldenTouch> BOB
20 [04:26:44] Bob_GM [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] has joined #FourCannonPnP
25 [04:26:49] <GoldenTouch> me and star got spats
25 [04:26:58] <Fine_Grind> here
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25 [04:27:07] <GingerAle> [DID SOMEONE SAY WOODS!?]
25 [04:27:17] <Aoyin> [REPORTAN]
25 [04:27:24] <Al_Dente> [[ any chance of tagging along? ]]
25 [04:27:28] <Al_Dente> [[ for bees of course ]]
25 [04:27:45] <Aoyin> !roll d100 AWKWARDNESS INTENSIFYING
25 [04:27:45] <GameServ> 84 == 84
25 [04:27:49] <GingerAle> [I need to go for honey. And lemon trees.]
25 [04:27:54] <Aoyin> [Welp. Sorry Dente. Kek demands]
25 [04:28:00] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for ok
25 [04:28:00] <GameServ> 55 == 55
25 [04:28:06] <Al_Dente> [[ ...ok... ]]
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32 [04:28:22] GoldenTouch flys in with star on his back
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32 [04:28:27] GoldenTouch is super hero
25 [04:28:42] <Bob_GM> T-minus 15 minutes until Bob's Wild Ride begins!
25 [04:29:12] <Bob_GM> Please play your favorite choice of elevator music as I wrap things up IC at the Docks- I MEAN PREPARE THE ADVENTURE
25 [04:29:19] <Aoyin> !roll d100 to use Pagan Pone Magic to force Golden to give up his supar pawars
25 [04:29:19] <GameServ> 45 == 45
25 [04:29:30] <Aoyin> Welp
32 [04:29:48] GoldenTouch will never give up
25 [04:30:02] <Starlight> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8]
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25 [04:30:40] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93C63lAEKwk
32 [04:30:48] Booze_Hound stumbles around
25 [04:30:57] <Aoyin> I prefer the music going on in Chere's stream
25 [04:31:00] <GoldenTouch> hue
25 [04:31:01] <Booze_Hound> [dat image]
25 [04:31:11] <Fine_Grind> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pSlu2okpqM
25 [04:31:37] <Bob_GM> Yeah, Chere's stream does have good music
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25 [04:31:55] <GoldenTouch> very nice if i do say so
25 [04:31:57] <GoldenTouch> >bob
25 [04:32:02] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [just watching also you might find me if you go to the right part of the woods]
25 [04:32:05] <GoldenTouch> >i need to finish my lost woods map
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25 [04:32:42] <GreenHoof> [what's the adventure?]
25 [04:33:27] <Booze_Hound> [were off to see the wizard ]
25 [04:33:34] <GoldenTouch> [we go on murderhobo quest]
25 [04:34:20] <GreenHoof> [nice]
25 [04:34:27] <GreenHoof> [What will you be doing?]
25 [04:34:27] <Aoyin> Hurdurhobo the wizard?
25 [04:34:50] <Aoyin> And I'm sad. I haven't gotten my kata(or machete, not sure which is being made] yet
25 [04:34:56] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlZvM8XAvp8
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25 [04:35:07] <GoldenTouch> I AM REAL SUPER SAND
25 [04:35:08] <Booze_Hound> [machete is starting]
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25 [04:35:40] <GreenHoof> [Bob what's the adventure?]
25 [04:35:50] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d100 to slaughter a hoard of evil plushies
25 [04:35:50] <GameServ> 66 == 66
25 [04:35:58] <GreenHoof> >66
25 [04:36:05] <GoldenTouch> SATAN
25 [04:36:07] <Bob_GM> There's a disturbance in the woods... And you guys want to find out what it is!
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25 [04:36:43] <Bob_GM> Can I get a rollcall?
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25 [04:37:11] <Booze_Hound> booze hound
25 [04:37:28] <GoldenTouch> GoldenTouch
25 [04:37:41] <Rolling_Point> rolling
25 [04:37:50] <Starlight> Conway Twitty
25 [04:38:03] <Aoyin> Herpin' derpin' into harr
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25 [04:38:20] <TheHarlemGlobetrotters> "Globetrotters reporting for duty"
25 [04:38:30] <Booze_Hound> [nope no basket ball players]
25 [04:38:30] <Aoyin> [Hue]
25 [04:38:42] <Bob_GM> Filthy nohooves need not apply
25 [04:38:47] <Rolling_Point> Rip Stakeface on the scene
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32 [04:38:52] TheHarlemGlobetrotters now gives them all hooves
25 [04:38:55] <Red_Leader> "Red leader standing by"
25 [04:38:58] <Aoyin> May we hurthooves apply?
25 [04:39:04] <GreenHoof> "Red Army standing by"
37 [04:39:22] Rolling_Point [webchat@d246055.tidewater.net] is now known as BookFort
37 [04:39:32] TheHarlemGlobetrotters [~Mibbit@c-174-58-77-234.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as RedLobster
25 [04:39:37] <BookFort> "red leader... come in red leader."
25 [04:39:44] <Booze_Hound> [go back to futurama or scooby doo]
25 [04:39:49] <RedLobster> [hue]
25 [04:39:50] <Fine_Grind> Red Popsicle standing by
25 [04:39:51] <Bob_GM> OOookay.  First things first.  No rolling unless I ask, okay?  Anyone who breaks this rule will be shamed and take 1 HP damage through shameful means.
25 [04:39:55] <Red_Leader> "This is red leader, we read you loud and clear, BookFort."
37 [04:40:06] RedLobster [~Mibbit@c-174-58-77-234.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as The-Detroit-Hoofers
25 [04:40:08] <Booze_Hound> ok
25 [04:40:11] <The-Detroit-Hoofers> "We good to roll?"
25 [04:40:11] <Aoyin> Alrighty
25 [04:40:15] <BookFort> [we hear you bob, shame us]
25 [04:40:15] <The-Detroit-Hoofers> "we have hooves"
25 [04:40:19] <Fine_Grind> [cherry though so cash]
25 [04:40:26] <Aoyin> Hazubeki desu
25 [04:40:32] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to take a damage
25 [04:40:33] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [04:40:43] <GreenHoof> (I'm not participating Bob I'm just lurking)
25 [04:40:43] <BookFort> "what's your 20 red lobster? report."
25 [04:40:47] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to take another and enouth
25 [04:40:47] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [04:40:56] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to make bob kill me
25 [04:40:56] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [04:40:57] <Bob_GM> Golden has 8 HP!
25 [04:41:07] <GoldenTouch> I CAN GO ALL NIGHT
25 [04:41:08] <Bob_GM> Golden has 7 HP!
25 [04:41:16] <Aoyin> Hue
25 [04:41:33] <Aoyin> Hazubekize, Golden-chan
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25 [04:43:10] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 to take a damage
25 [04:43:10] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [04:43:18] <Bob_GonkMan> Golden has 6 HP!
32 [04:43:23] GoldenTouch must bring honor to his family
25 [04:43:25] <FeatherDuster> ( Golden why )
25 [04:43:26] <Bob_GonkMan> Okay.  Starting now!
25 [04:43:32] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 for seduku
25 [04:43:33] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [04:43:40] <GoldenTouch> >didnt see that
25 [04:43:42] <GoldenTouch> redo
25 [04:43:46] <Bob_GonkMan> Post name, race, equipment and sexual orientation!
25 [04:43:52] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> (?)
25 [04:43:52] <Bob_GonkMan> Golden has 5 HP!
25 [04:43:53] <Rolling_Point> [golden, you are bad T.T]
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25 [04:44:08] <Booze_Hound> [did you mean seppuku?]
25 [04:44:20] <Starlight> [Booze... It's time to stop posting.]
25 [04:44:28] <Bob_GonkMan> If Golden apologizes and says 'Bob is awesome' he will have 10 HP again!
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25 [04:44:40] <GoldenTouch> GoldenTouch Pegasus, sword and saddlebags +echo, Bobs mother
25 [04:44:43] <FeatherDuster> [ Feather Duster, Earth, Saddlebag, dagger, rope, and technically gay? ]
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25 [04:44:58] <Bob_GonkMan> [Al, not too late to join!]
37 [04:45:02] Bob_GonkMan [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob_GM
25 [04:45:04] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d10 bob is awsome
25 [04:45:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [04:45:12] <Bob_GM> Golden has 9 HP!
25 [04:45:14] <FeatherDuster> >d10 ]
25 [04:45:24] <GoldenTouch> bob is super duper awseome~
25 [04:45:31] <Rolling_Point> Rolling Point, pegasus, rope, saddlebags, fire starter, stone knife, wooden spear, straight i suppose
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32 [04:45:37] Bob_GM does not hear an apology~
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25 [04:46:04] <GoldenTouch> GoldenTouch Pegasus, sword and saddlebags +echo, i'm a plant and reproduce asexualy
25 [04:46:16] <Starlight> [Starlight, Unicorn, Leather-Padded Cloak, saddlebags, black-iron dagger named Carlton, Attracted to kitchenware]
25 [04:46:18] <Aoyin> [Aoyin, Bat, Saddlebags: Club, firestarter, log book, blanket; TOTALLY ASEXUAL]
25 [04:46:36] <Fine_Grind> Pegasus, Rope, spear, BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT, bags
25 [04:47:00] <Bob_GM> Okay, here's the situation nigs
25 [04:47:00] <Booze_Hound> Booze Hound Mud pony, Spear, molotov x2, fire starter
25 [04:47:12] <GoldenTouch> Bob~ will you forgive me in my darkest of times, will you wipe me of my sins such as a holy father would, bob i seek your forgiveness not because you ask me to, but because deep down i know you deserve it...I have wronged and this is the only way to reclaim my honor
25 [04:47:20] <Bob_GM> Golden has 10 HP!
25 [04:47:22] <Bob_GM> Anyways
25 [04:47:26] <GoldenTouch> Me is now able
25 [04:47:35] <Strong_Metal> [you guys are having a rp in the middle of the night?]
25 [04:47:37] <Rolling_Point> [but not willing...]
25 [04:47:43] <GoldenTouch> hue
25 [04:47:51] <Booze_Hound> [-_- 9:47 for me]
25 [04:47:55] <Aoyin> [Yurp. Based Batpone Leader here]
25 [04:48:07] <GoldenTouch> its 12:47 for me
25 [04:48:10] <Bob_GM> You've been hearing a disturbance in the woods [hue Rolling] for the longest time... And now think that it's time to get shit done!
25 [04:48:21] <Rolling_Point> [i don't sleep, motherfuckers, all that yackin and bourbon.]
25 [04:48:40] <Bob_GM> You all converge at the forest entrance.  Make small talk for 5 minutes because muh realism
25 [04:48:50] <GoldenTouch> "Howdy everyone"
25 [04:49:00] <Starlight> "How about them red sox?"
25 [04:49:00] <GoldenTouch> "Shall we converce in small talk?"
25 [04:49:09] <Booze_Hound> "so anyone know what is going on in there?"
25 [04:49:11] <Fine_Grind> [beast coast]
25 [04:49:14] <Starlight> "For how long?"
25 [04:49:18] <Aoyin> "'Ey." Yawns, "Sure is dark out here- OH WAIT~"
25 [04:49:23] <FeatherDuster> " Red socks? I like white ones. "
25 [04:49:25] <GoldenTouch> "Oh i dunno"
25 [04:49:31] <GoldenTouch> "Like 5 minutes maybe"
32 [04:49:31] Rolling_Point pops his head out of his tree fort home, thirty feet above the forest floor. "what the hell is all this racket?"
25 [04:49:40] <GoldenTouch> "I'M BURNING DOWN YOUR TREE"
25 [04:49:42] <Starlight> "So this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down,"
32 [04:49:48] Aoyin looks up. "You don't know?" He looks down, "He doesn't know, guise."
25 [04:50:04] <FeatherDuster> " He doesn't know?! "
32 [04:50:05] GoldenTouch scoffs are rolling "How does he not know~"
25 [04:50:07] <Fine_Grind> "we know he doesnt know"
32 [04:50:07] Starlight drops the bass.
25 [04:50:15] <Rolling_Point> "get out, i'm piss!" Rolling climbs down from his house.
25 [04:50:16] <GoldenTouch> >scoff at
25 [04:50:18] <Fine_Grind> "that why were here"
25 [04:50:28] <Bob_GM> Shhh... Do you guys hear that?
25 [04:50:34] <GoldenTouch> np
25 [04:50:35] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20 sneaking
25 [04:50:35] <GameServ> 13, 7, 4, 19, 19, 3, 15, 6, 8, 11, 18, 13, 10, 2, 11 == 159
25 [04:50:35] <GoldenTouch> no
25 [04:50:42] <Bob_GM> Let's see...
32 [04:50:43] FeatherDuster listens
25 [04:50:53] <Aoyin> [Oh god that is horrifying]
25 [04:51:08] <Bob_GM> You hear 6 menacing rustling bushes deeper in the woods... What do?
32 [04:51:09] GoldenTouch uses his ears to listen~
25 [04:51:39] <Booze_Hound> "you all hear that?"
25 [04:51:39] <GoldenTouch> "I say we leave them alone...."
32 [04:51:47] Rolling_Point whirls, his stone knife unsheathed. "the hell...?"
32 [04:51:47] FeatherDuster moves closer to the bushes cautiously
32 [04:51:48] Fine_Grind readies BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT
25 [04:51:49] <Booze_Hound> "i'm with golden"
32 [04:51:56] Aoyin uses his superior bat eyes to look for whatever was making the MENECING rustles."
25 [04:52:00] <Starlight> "Let's kill it and eat their livers."
25 [04:52:13] <GoldenTouch> >AOYIN WHAT DO YOUR BATPONY EYES SEE!
25 [04:52:24] <Rolling_Point> "bah, what's a liver without fava beans?"
25 [04:52:41] <Booze_Hound> "not eating the heart for their courage"
25 [04:52:52] <Aoyin> "Can I drink it's menecing blood before you get its liver? Shit's tasty."
25 [04:52:55] <GoldenTouch> "Not a liver, thats what it is"
25 [04:52:58] <Bob_GM> Aoyin sees...
32 [04:53:01] FeatherDuster rolls his eyes at the others and smirks
25 [04:53:02] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
25 [04:53:02] <GameServ> 11, 11, 18, 2, 3, 7, 5, 6, 8, 12, 12, 6, 5, 4, 2 == 112
25 [04:53:07] <Bob_GM> Wow
32 [04:53:09] Starlight hold out her dagger. "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."
25 [04:53:17] <Fine_Grind> "not eating the stomach for their wisdom"
25 [04:53:27] <Bob_GM> Aoyin sees approximately 28 eyeballs staring directly back at him
25 [04:53:29] <GoldenTouch> >bob do you have a problem with the crossbow sword
25 [04:53:59] <FeatherDuster> [>28 eyes oh shit ]
25 [04:54:02] <Aoyin> "... Um. Guys? Yeah, that's about... Ten? Ten-ish things? Umm..."
25 [04:54:24] <GoldenTouch> [They need 1-800 contacts....]
25 [04:54:29] <Fine_Grind> "you mean 14? jesus"
25 [04:54:29] <Rolling_Point> [14 of the 15 bad things suck at hiding!]
25 [04:54:30] <Booze_Hound> "ya, no let's avoid that"
25 [04:54:45] <FeatherDuster> " Ten-ish? "
25 [04:54:52] <Aoyin> [>implying I'm not realistically approximating]
25 [04:55:01] <GoldenTouch> "So? no blindly charging in?
25 [04:55:05] <Bob_GM> The bushes rustle internally for a couple seconds... but soon they stop.
25 [04:55:15] <Aoyin> [RUSTLES INTERNALLY]
25 [04:55:30] <GoldenTouch> >inb4 giant bees
25 [04:55:31] <FeatherDuster> " Of course not Golden, we should do things steady. "
25 [04:55:41] <Rolling_Point> [RUSTLES EXISTENSIALLY]
25 [04:55:49] <Booze_Hound> >inby one monster with 28 eyes
32 [04:55:58] Aoyin pulls his club out. "You know what? It's late at night, I'm a little drunk, and my hoof hurts- Want to go in and wreck 'em?"
25 [04:56:07] <GoldenTouch> "No.... not really"
25 [04:56:07] <Rolling_Point> [omg marlboro noes]
25 [04:56:22] <Booze_Hound> "no i like my shin attached to me"
32 [04:56:30] FeatherDuster takes a step back, " Eheh..."
25 [04:56:32] <Booze_Hound> skin* but what ever
25 [04:56:40] <Rolling_Point> "i like my parts, yeah..."
25 [04:56:49] <Fine_Grind> "im really drunk, so yes, ill do it"
25 [04:56:54] <Bob_GM> Daily reminder my adventures have approximately 20 endings... Some of which would result in making this noncanon
32 [04:57:01] Aoyin looks around. "... Oh fine the- HIPSTER YOU GLORIOUS PERSON~"
25 [04:57:01] <Bob_GM> But it shouldn't come to that
25 [04:57:09] <Bob_GM> Unless you nigs are stupid
25 [04:57:19] <Rolling_Point> [>unless]
25 [04:57:27] <Aoyin> [>implying]
25 [04:57:43] <Aoyin> [Am I a bad person if I want to push for the worst ending? hue]
25 [04:57:50] <Fine_Grind> [you should expect us to be helmet retarded]
25 [04:57:55] <Bob_GM> I am
25 [04:58:01] <FeatherDuster> [ Bittersweet endings are best ]
25 [04:58:02] <Starlight> [As long as the boss battle doesn't take 4 hours]
25 [04:58:08] <Bob_GM> Anyways.
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25 [04:58:26] <Bob_GM> You could either NOPE back into town, ending it here OR follow the rustles.
25 [04:58:29] <Aoyin> [Star I am sorry...]
25 [04:58:31] <GoldenTouch> [#blamegm]
32 [04:58:38] Rolling_Point looks into the bushes. he shrugs, picking up a rock and tossing it in.
25 [04:58:46] <Starlight> [The shadows I forgive you for, but da beez...]
25 [04:58:46] <Booze_Hound> "screw it time to nut up or shut up"
25 [04:58:47] <Fine_Grind> "Follow em!"
32 [04:58:52] GoldenTouch investigates the rustles
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25 [04:58:58] <Boris_> [>Bees]
32 [04:59:00] Booze_Hound nuts up and goes in
32 [04:59:01] FeatherDuster stays on guard from the back
25 [04:59:02] <Boris_> [Pls no flashbacks]
32 [04:59:09] Aoyin goes in with Golden, staying towards the front.
25 [04:59:14] <Bob_GM> Now, how fast do you guys run?
25 [04:59:25] <Aoyin> [Depends, do we hear the RUSTLES?]
25 [04:59:31] <Rolling_Point> "ugh, i guess i'm gonna be carrying people again..."
25 [04:59:36] <Fine_Grind> [fly?]
25 [04:59:36] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
25 [04:59:36] <GameServ> 6, 17, 5, 18, 2, 19, 7, 7, 7, 18, 14, 19, 6, 14, 13 == 172
32 [04:59:41] Rolling_Point follows
25 [04:59:54] <Bob_GM> Well, you hear 7 rustlings
25 [05:00:02] <Aoyin> [Okay, are they stationary or moving?]
25 [05:00:05] <Bob_GM> Very, very creepy rustlings
25 [05:00:08] <Aoyin> [I liek my informations]
25 [05:00:11] <Bob_GM> >Stationary rustlings
32 [05:00:15] GoldenTouch pulls out his sword and continues going forward
25 [05:00:22] <Bob_GM> You hear 7 going north
32 [05:00:28] Booze_Hound readies spear
32 [05:00:29] FeatherDuster readies his dagger
25 [05:00:31] <Aoyin> [Stationary in the sense of just rustlin' a bushes jummies]
25 [05:00:40] <Bob_GM> Hue
32 [05:00:48] Aoyin has had his club readied, eyes scanning all around them
32 [05:00:48] Starlight readies her dagger. "Thunder, thunder, Thundercats HOOOOOOOOO"
32 [05:00:55] Fine_Grind tightens grip on his BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT
32 [05:01:00] Rolling_Point keeps his knife in his mouth, cantering down the path after teh rustlededings
25 [05:01:00] <Bob_GM> Starlight, that was pretty loud...
25 [05:01:15] <Bob_GM> Wouldn't want to upset anything, would you?
25 [05:01:28] <Aoyin> [Star, keep going]
25 [05:01:33] <Aoyin> [MAXIMUM OVERRUSTLE]
32 [05:01:35] FeatherDuster eases closer to the bushes again
25 [05:01:53] <Rolling_Point> [by the power of what star?]
32 [05:01:56] GoldenTouch has the power and charges in with star
25 [05:01:57] <Starlight> "SWORD OF OMENS, GIVE ME POWER BEYOND POWER!"
25 [05:01:59] <Aoyin> [In fact we should all start singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4 ]
25 [05:02:02] <Bob_GM> Oh my
25 [05:02:14] <Bob_GM> Well, you all could join in I guess...
32 [05:02:16] Booze_Hound keeps following
25 [05:02:18] <GoldenTouch> [AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES~]
32 [05:02:23] FeatherDuster jumps at Star's shouting
25 [05:02:26] <Booze_Hound> [no]
25 [05:02:26] <Booze_Hound> [no]
25 [05:02:30] <Booze_Hound> [just no]
25 [05:02:33] <Bob_GM> Everyone who wishes to shout, roll a d20
25 [05:02:38] <Aoyin> [WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!]
25 [05:02:42] <Starlight> !roll d20 "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
25 [05:02:43] <GameServ> 9 == 9
25 [05:02:45] <Aoyin> !roll d20 want to shout
25 [05:02:46] <GameServ> 12 == 12
25 [05:02:57] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 FUS RO DAH
25 [05:02:58] <GameServ> 13 == 13
25 [05:03:01] <Aoyin> "HAAAAYYYAAAYYYEEEYAYAEYEYAY~ COME BACK~!"
32 [05:03:04] Booze_Hound doesn't shout like a retard
32 [05:03:19] Rolling_Point continues to run silently. as silintly as his prissy hooves can sashay.
25 [05:03:22] <Bob_GM> Starlight gets hit in the head with something for 1 point of damage!
25 [05:03:25] <Rolling_Point> silently*
25 [05:03:32] <Aoyin> [HAH]
25 [05:03:48] <Bob_GM> Aoyin and Golden were banging their heads too much and avoided
25 [05:03:54] <Starlight> "FUCK YOU THING!"
32 [05:03:56] FeatherDuster looks back at Star, " Hey you okay there? "
25 [05:03:58] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20 WAUGH
25 [05:03:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11
25 [05:04:15] <GoldenTouch> [bob can i roll]
32 [05:04:21] Starlight nods at Feather. "Yep."
25 [05:04:25] <Bob_GM> Fine Grind gets bonked on the head with an object!  1 HP!
25 [05:04:30] <Bob_GM> Why, Golden?
32 [05:04:31] FeatherDuster calls out to the bushes, " Hello? We mean no harm! "
32 [05:04:37] Aoyin looks back curiously at Star.
25 [05:04:46] <GoldenTouch> [no reason]
25 [05:04:57] <Bob_GM> Feather, roll for tone in your voice
32 [05:05:04] GoldenTouch has an idea
25 [05:05:19] <Fine_Grind> [defiantly rolled to shout]
25 [05:05:52] <GoldenTouch> *Takes echo out and whispers to him* "Echo what do your bear eyes see?"
25 [05:06:04] <Bob_GM> Echo, roll 1d0
25 [05:06:07] <Bob_GM> Err
25 [05:06:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [05:06:10] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [05:06:11] <Rolling_Point> [>mfw we encounter a pack of feral colts and fillies]
25 [05:06:21] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [05:06:21] <GameServ> 8 == 8
25 [05:06:23] <Bob_GM> Kay hang on a second
25 [05:06:28] <GoldenTouch> >Echo can see into the very debths of their soul
25 [05:06:34] <GoldenTouch> depths
25 [05:07:58] <Booze_Hound> [test]
25 [05:08:07] <Booze_Hound> [ok just ded]
25 [05:08:09] <Bob_GM> First, Feathers gets bonked in the head.  Hard.  1 point of HP damage.  Next...  Echo is told to look for anything... out of the ordinary.  However... What Echo sees is SO bad, SO evil... Well, he couldn't help but run back into town and being comfort snuggle by Hearth.  Suffice it to say he WILL have trauma tomorrow...
25 [05:08:32] <GoldenTouch> ;_;
25 [05:09:01] <Bob_GM> *Echo:  "THEY'RE RUNNING NORTH!  I'M SCARED!"
25 [05:09:05] <GoldenTouch> [Bob....why....]
25 [05:09:06] <Rolling_Point> [Sunny Town SHOULDN'T BE HERE T-T]
25 [05:09:24] <FeatherDuster> " Ow! Jeez...ok, screw you guys! "
25 [05:09:28] <GoldenTouch> [why must you tramuatise a bear ;_;]
25 [05:09:41] <Aoyin> "Wha-... What just happened...?"
25 [05:09:57] <GoldenTouch> "Can we please All stop this~ everyone~ including the bonkers, we come in peace
25 [05:10:10] <Bob_GM> GM reminds you it isn't me... Blame Kek
32 [05:10:34] Rolling_Point continues to run north, as quickly and quietly as possible, slipping slightly off the path to flank the main party.
25 [05:10:35] <Bob_GM> Golden, they're too far away to hear you by now...
25 [05:10:54] <Bob_GM> Everyone who decides to run north, roll for speed.  
32 [05:10:58] GoldenTouch runs north sword flailing >we come in peace
25 [05:11:00] <Aoyin> !roll d20
25 [05:11:00] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [05:11:03] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [05:11:04] <GameServ> 10 == 10
25 [05:11:04] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [05:11:05] <GameServ> 11 == 11
25 [05:11:06] <Starlight> !roll d20 2fast4u
25 [05:11:07] <GameServ> 11 == 11
25 [05:11:07] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:11:07] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [05:11:09] <Aoyin> [I'm a bat. Come on.]
25 [05:11:11] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 for hooves
25 [05:11:12] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [05:11:14] <GoldenTouch> fine is sanic
25 [05:11:19] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
25 [05:11:19] <GameServ> 6, 15, 16, 18, 8, 9, 2, 9, 10, 8, 17, 9, 6, 1, 14 == 148
25 [05:11:20] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [05:11:21] <GameServ> 9 == 9
25 [05:11:25] <Rolling_Point> [motherfucker...]
25 [05:11:37] <FeatherDuster> [ worst wearth pony here ]
25 [05:11:57] <Fine_Grind> [best wings here]
25 [05:12:18] <Rolling_Point> [i should just fly, but bob will hurt me...]
25 [05:12:25] <Bob_GM> Welp.  You manage to somewhat keep pace with them... However, as Rolling runs he spots a bush shaking violently.  Does he keep running?
25 [05:12:34] <Bob_GM> Rolling plz
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32 [05:13:08] Rolling_Point stops to investigate the bush. "hello? we aren't here to hurt you. i live here."
25 [05:13:41] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [05:13:41] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [05:13:50] <GoldenTouch> >bonk
25 [05:14:18] <Rolling_Point> [nue, my beautiful muzzle!]
25 [05:14:20] <Bob_GM> The rustling persists for a second... But gradually moves to the rest of the rustlers
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32 [05:14:47] Rolling_Point continues pursuit, calling softly and reasuringly.
25 [05:14:48] <Bob_GM> Eventually you all come to a clearing, where Fine Grind is waiting with a bored expression on his face
25 [05:15:08] <Aoyin> [>not killing off the hipster]
25 [05:15:10] <Aoyin> [Bob pls]
25 [05:15:16] <Fine_Grind> "step up slowmoes"
32 [05:15:30] GoldenTouch looks at fine "Shut it"
25 [05:15:40] <Aoyin> "You hipster I swear to god m8 if my wings worked..."
25 [05:15:43] <Fine_Grind> [>not killing worst winged pone]
32 [05:15:45] FeatherDuster looks around the clearing for anything of interest
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25 [05:15:53] <GoldenTouch> [/me is captain edgy for this mission]
25 [05:16:08] <Fine_Grind> "youd still be slower then me Ao"
25 [05:16:13] <Bob_GM> Feather, roll perception
25 [05:16:35] <Aoyin> "But I'd be able to swoop down on you in the middle of the night. Speed doesn't matter if you can't react~"
25 [05:16:36] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [05:16:36] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [05:16:37] <GoldenTouch> [Feather....look, look with your special eyes]
25 [05:16:45] <Aoyin> [Feather doesn't even into special eyes]
25 [05:16:50] <FeatherDuster> [ looks like my eyes ain't that special ]
25 [05:16:57] <Rolling_Point> [his brand is lysol]
25 [05:17:25] <Fine_Grind> "think you forgot that ive got wings too"
25 [05:17:28] <Bob_GM> Welp.  Feathers realizes that this is the clearing that the wedding took place in, but aside from that he just can't tell.  
25 [05:17:36] <Aoyin> "Y'see anything, Feather?"
25 [05:17:48] <Bob_GM> I would advise you nigs to stop bitching and look around~
25 [05:17:58] <FeatherDuster> " Hey guys, this is the clearing that the wedding took place in. Aside from that I just can't tell! "
25 [05:18:04] <Bob_GM> Hue
32 [05:18:07] GoldenTouch looks around with his special eyes
25 [05:18:07] <FeatherDuster> [ hue ]
32 [05:18:08] Aoyin glances around
25 [05:18:09] <Booze_Hound> [should we roll for it?]
32 [05:18:11] Rolling_Point peers around the clearing, his ears perked for more sounds.
25 [05:18:18] <Bob_GM> Golden first
25 [05:18:20] <Bob_GM> Roll
25 [05:18:23] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 for [my brand] perception
25 [05:18:23] <GameServ> 15 == 15
32 [05:18:30] Booze_Hound follows because it is what everyone is doing
25 [05:18:42] <Booze_Hound> *and looks around
25 [05:18:59] <Bob_GM> Golden's eyes are special~ As in he sees that this clearing is pretty clear... And that it's surrounded by trees.  And.. What's that?
32 [05:19:00] Starlight is studying a rock for suspicious activity.
25 [05:19:05] <Bob_GM> !roll 15d20
25 [05:19:05] <GameServ> 18, 13, 3, 1, 13, 17, 2, 15, 13, 10, 9, 5, 18, 19, 7 == 163
25 [05:19:14] <GoldenTouch> [looks like 1-800 contacts just arrived]
25 [05:19:16] <Aoyin> [Not sure if want...]
25 [05:19:29] <Bob_GM> He can see 10 branches shaking onimously!
25 [05:19:41] <Rolling_Point> [completely aware i do not want...]
25 [05:20:02] <GoldenTouch> "Guys.... there are 10 branches shaking kind of ominously...."
32 [05:20:06] Fine_Grind investigates the branches
25 [05:20:19] <Rolling_Point> [this roleplaying is top tier lels]
25 [05:20:21] <Bob_GM> That rock is suspicious to Starlight, but it's because Starlight thinks all rocks are suspicious.  Racist.
32 [05:20:44] Booze_Hound readies spear
32 [05:20:46] GoldenTouch goes over to investiage the branches
32 [05:20:53] Starlight picks up the rock. "You're coming with me."
32 [05:21:00] FeatherDuster says a prayer to kek for Golden before he dies
25 [05:21:03] <Aoyin> "Ten ominous branches? Hmm~"
32 [05:21:11] Aoyin approaches with Golden
25 [05:21:14] <Bob_GM> Golden and Fine, roll fuckers
32 [05:21:17] Rolling_Point bites down on the handle of his knife, looking at the branches."
25 [05:21:19] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:21:20] <GameServ> 14 == 14
32 [05:21:25] Starlight has found a rock!
32 [05:21:25] GoldenTouch looks back at feather "If i die, i want you to have my orange juice"
25 [05:21:29] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [05:21:30] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [05:21:35] <GoldenTouch> dubs!
25 [05:21:40] <Fine_Grind> [christ]
32 [05:21:47] FeatherDuster gives him a serious nod
32 [05:21:48] GoldenTouch points to checkem~
25 [05:22:06] <Bob_GM> Fine and Golden stand their ground, and see small blobbish figures wayyy up high on the branches
25 [05:22:15] <Bob_GM> Pretty high up...
25 [05:22:23] <Aoyin> [Slimes pls.]
32 [05:22:23] GoldenTouch tries to fly up there
25 [05:22:28] <Bob_GM> Roll
25 [05:22:31] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [05:22:31] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [05:22:33] <Rolling_Point> [motherfucking totoro...]
25 [05:22:34] <Aoyin> [BYE GOLDIE, NICE KNOWING YOU]
25 [05:22:34] <Bob_GM> Hue
25 [05:22:38] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
25 [05:22:38] <Starlight> [Hue]
25 [05:22:45] <GoldenTouch> [WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I FLY I GET 1]
25 [05:22:47] <FeatherDuster> [ I will protect your orange juice]
32 [05:22:48] Fine_Grind tries to fly up
25 [05:22:50] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8
25 [05:22:50] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [05:22:58] <Bob_GM> Golden takes 4 HP of damage
25 [05:23:01] <Bob_GM> Fine, roll
32 [05:23:04] GoldenTouch has a bad cramp
25 [05:23:04] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:23:05] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [05:23:10] <Aoyin> [Dayum]
25 [05:23:17] <Rolling_Point> [boom sucka]
32 [05:23:19] GoldenTouch looks at fine "Fuck you and your.....wings"
25 [05:23:21] <Bob_GM> Fine flies up to one of the branches, making sure to taunt Golden as he does so!
25 [05:23:34] <Fine_Grind> "step up senpai!"
32 [05:23:50] Fine_Grind investigate the buggers
32 [05:23:51] Starlight walks over to Golden and puts a hoof on his shoulder. She shakes her head.
25 [05:23:58] <Bob_GM> Fine, do you land on the branch or merely scout ahead like a chicken?
25 [05:24:17] <Aoyin> [Scout like a Scoot!]
32 [05:24:17] GoldenTouch bows before starlight "I'm sorry sensei....I have failed you..."
25 [05:24:22] <Fine_Grind> scout
25 [05:24:22] <Rolling_Point> [i read that as scoot, and raged bob]
25 [05:25:02] <Fine_Grind> [ive had too much luck, not killing myself now]
25 [05:25:09] <Bob_GM> Fine, how close do you get to the figure?  These trees are mighty dense, you probably need to get close to really tell...
25 [05:25:14] <GoldenTouch> [Nobody....calls me a chicken![
25 [05:25:31] <Rolling_Point> [shush marty]
25 [05:25:33] <GoldenTouch> [tfw when i'm gonna listen to johnny be good now]
25 [05:25:43] <Fine_Grind> as close as i need to see what they are
25 [05:25:52] <Bob_GM> Well then
25 [05:26:04] <Fine_Grind> 4-5 feet
25 [05:26:09] <Bob_GM> Roll for sneakiness
32 [05:26:14] Rolling_Point shrugs, walks over to one of the trees, and begins to climb.
25 [05:26:16] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:26:16] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [05:26:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [05:26:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [05:26:36] <Rolling_Point> [fine sneaky, bob underestimates]
25 [05:27:03] <Bob_GM> Fine successfully sneaks and sees the unaware creature from the back.  It's a small, devious yet oblivious lil fucker... With a bushy tail...
32 [05:27:04] FeatherDuster watches a horse climb a tree. Contemplates the meaning of life.
25 [05:27:18] <Aoyin> [HAH]
25 [05:27:39] <Rolling_Point> [these magic hooves ain't just good for rubbin clits]
32 [05:27:41] Fine_Grind tackles him
25 [05:27:51] <Bob_GM> Welp
25 [05:27:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20+-2
25 [05:27:56] <GameServ> (9) + -2 == 7
25 [05:28:03] <Bob_GM> The good news?
25 [05:28:06] <Booze_Hound> [you misspell colts*]
25 [05:28:09] <Bob_GM> You totally tackled him
25 [05:28:13] <Bob_GM> The bad news?
25 [05:28:28] <Rolling_Point> [i do rub myself, yes]
25 [05:28:50] <Bob_GM> It's small.  >Tackling woodland creatures on a thin branch while you're flying
25 [05:28:55] <Bob_GM> Roll for stability
25 [05:29:00] <GoldenTouch> [oh boy]
25 [05:29:03] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:29:03] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [05:29:06] <Bob_GM> Hue
25 [05:29:16] <Fine_Grind> [had to happen soon]
25 [05:29:24] <Bob_GM> You and the small, hapless creature plummet to the ground...
25 [05:29:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
25 [05:29:27] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [05:29:34] <Bob_GM> You take 2 dmg!
25 [05:29:37] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
25 [05:29:37] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [05:29:45] <Bob_GM> And the creature takes 1!
25 [05:29:54] <Bob_GM> Man, the creature is angry right now
25 [05:30:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [05:30:00] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [05:30:02] <Rolling_Point> [well, i guess it's a clan of mukumuku?]
25 [05:30:22] <Bob_GM> It totally bitchslaps Fine's face as they fall!
25 [05:30:25] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d4
25 [05:30:25] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [05:30:27] <Bob_GM> Wow
25 [05:30:30] <Bob_GM> Wait...
25 [05:30:31] <Bob_GM> Whoops
25 [05:30:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d2
25 [05:30:35] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [05:30:36] <FeatherDuster> [ welp ]
25 [05:30:37] <Bob_GM> Okay
25 [05:30:50] <Bob_GM> Fine takes 1 HP damage from the slap!
25 [05:30:53] <Booze_Hound> [nah rabbit from holy grail ]
25 [05:31:02] <Rolling_Point> [NUE]
25 [05:31:12] <Aoyin> [...AND YOU LOBBETH THY HOLY HAND GRENADE...]
25 [05:31:12] <Fine_Grind> [im still good]
25 [05:32:02] <GoldenTouch> [Hue]
25 [05:32:17] <Bob_GM> Welp, I guess you're all just standing from a distance laughing at Fine?  Jerks.
25 [05:32:28] <Aoyin> [He IS a hipster..]
25 [05:32:35] <Rolling_Point> [i was climbing the tree, but w/e]
32 [05:32:49] Aoyin walks up to him, sniggering. "You alright, hipster?"
25 [05:33:06] <Booze_Hound> [he does kind of deserve it]
25 [05:33:13] <Bob_GM> Sorry Rolling, have you ever tried to put shoes on your hands and feet and climb a tree on all 4s?
25 [05:33:30] <Bob_GM> You floundered around
25 [05:33:34] <Bob_GM> Sorry bud
25 [05:33:37] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
25 [05:33:41] <Fine_Grind> "fuckin get it off of me, i dont deserve shit"
25 [05:33:44] <Bob_GM> [It's totally not that I forget or anything]
25 [05:33:46] <GoldenTouch> [bob pls i do that all the time]
25 [05:33:48] <Rolling_Point> [erm, my shoes don't have magic suction cups on the bottom.]
25 [05:34:04] <Aoyin> "... Nah. I'll watch."
25 [05:34:07] <Rolling_Point> [=P]
25 [05:34:09] <Bob_GM> The creature is yammering at Fine's ear
32 [05:34:11] Aoyin srsly examines the creature, though
32 [05:34:12] FeatherDuster goes over to Grind to see the little creature, " Hey there..."
25 [05:34:17] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, roll
25 [05:34:23] <Aoyin> !roll d20
25 [05:34:23] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [05:34:30] <Bob_GM> Aoyin's blind as a bat
32 [05:34:34] Aoyin 's glasses fall off. "Oh shi-"
25 [05:34:37] <Starlight> [DAS RACIST]
25 [05:34:50] <Fine_Grind> [muh gut]
25 [05:35:05] <Bob_GM> The creature is too busy yammering to hear Feathers... But he can totally roll to examine
25 [05:35:11] <Aoyin> [Bob I just almost spat pineapple everywhere]
32 [05:35:15] Rolling_Point apparently lost the ability to climb trees, so he meanders over to this nig pony he hasn't met to see what's eating his face.
32 [05:35:39] GoldenTouch trys to look with his special eyes
25 [05:35:40] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [05:35:41] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [05:35:46] <FeatherDuster> [ welp ]
25 [05:35:49] <Fine_Grind> [havent done shit but roll good, and i get shit]
25 [05:35:50] <Rolling_Point> [this is great]
25 [05:35:52] <Bob_GM> Damn Feathers, stop looking at Fine's ass
25 [05:36:01] <Bob_GM> Gold and rolling, roll
32 [05:36:03] Starlight walks over to introduce the creature to Rocky.
25 [05:36:06] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [05:36:07] <GameServ> 20 == 20
32 [05:36:07] Fine_Grind tryies to pin it
25 [05:36:13] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 to SEE
25 [05:36:13] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [05:36:15] <Bob_GM> Congratulations Golden!
32 [05:36:17] GoldenTouch has 1-800 contax
25 [05:36:21] <GoldenTouch> contacts
25 [05:36:23] <Bob_GM> You know what you see?
25 [05:36:30] <Bob_GM> A fucking squirrel.
25 [05:36:32] <GoldenTouch> >inb4 i'm scared like echo
25 [05:36:35] <GoldenTouch> >oh
25 [05:36:44] <Fine_Grind> [fucking squrirrel]
25 [05:36:44] <Booze_Hound> [HAHAHAHA]
25 [05:36:46] <Rolling_Point> [does it have a cape bob?]
25 [05:36:51] <Booze_Hound> []my fucking sides
25 [05:36:51] <Bob_GM> No
32 [05:37:01] Rolling_Point sulks
32 [05:37:06] GoldenTouch walks over to the squirll "Come here little guy!"
25 [05:37:10] <Starlight> "You know squirrels are good eating."
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25 [05:37:14] <FeatherDuster> [ kill it ]
25 [05:37:24] <Aoyin> "HAH!"
25 [05:37:24] <Fine_Grind> [i knew it after i tackled it]
25 [05:37:27] <GoldenTouch> [I WILL BEFRIEND THE SQUIRREL]
25 [05:37:27] <Bob_GM> The squirrel is still bitching out Fine
25 [05:37:29] <FeatherDuster> [ Kill it and skin it. I want the tail ]
32 [05:37:38] Rolling_Point looks at starlight. "umm, not for horses really."
32 [05:37:40] Starlight prepares to bash its face in with Rocky.
25 [05:37:41] <Aoyin> [I call the meat!"
25 [05:37:51] <Bob_GM> Prepares or does so?
32 [05:37:57] GoldenTouch looks at the squirrel and kicks fine to show we're friends
25 [05:38:02] <Starlight> >Prepares
25 [05:38:04] <Booze_Hound> [get new familiar]
25 [05:38:06] <Bob_GM> Golden, roll
25 [05:38:10] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [05:38:11] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [05:38:19] <Bob_GM> Roll d4
25 [05:38:21] <Fine_Grind> [you guys suck, i swear to god]
25 [05:38:25] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d4
25 [05:38:26] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [05:38:26] <Aoyin> [[SNIGGER INTENSIFIES]]
25 [05:38:35] <Bob_GM> Fine takes 2 HP damage, but...
25 [05:38:44] <Bob_GM> The squirrel backs off, laughing its ass off!
25 [05:38:51] <Fine_Grind> [im at 4 guys srs]
25 [05:39:00] <Aoyin> "Is... Is that squirrel laughing?"
25 [05:39:05] <Rolling_Point> "it's a fucking squirrel guys, leave it alone. what would flutters do?"
25 [05:39:05] <GoldenTouch> [roll 1d20 to cut fines fucking head off]
25 [05:39:21] <Aoyin> [/me also kicks Fine. Because hue.]
25 [05:39:33] <Booze_Hound> "she would have it look for gold and gems"
25 [05:39:49] <Bob_GM> !roll 14d20
25 [05:39:49] <GameServ> 2, 16, 2, 11, 19, 5, 9, 1, 17, 3, 15, 9, 4, 10 == 123
25 [05:39:55] <Starlight> "I don't know... It's neck looks very snappable."
25 [05:39:59] <GoldenTouch> "Squirrel.... join me, we shall rule the woods as father and squirll"
32 [05:40:03] Fine_Grind swallows tounge
25 [05:40:04] <Bob_GM> You hear 8 nervous chitterings...
25 [05:40:18] <Aoyin> [>fukkin squirrel mob]
25 [05:40:26] <Bob_GM> The squirrel looks at Golden with a 'Dis nigga srs?' look
32 [05:40:29] FeatherDuster ears perk at the sound.
25 [05:40:39] <Rolling_Point> "meh." Rolling attempts to use THE STARE to control the squirels will.
25 [05:40:47] <Bob_GM> Rolling, roll
32 [05:40:47] Starlight moves closer to the laughing squirrel, rock in hand.
32 [05:40:50] Aoyin looks around. "I think this little guy might have family around...
32 [05:40:53] GoldenTouch is shows his sword to show i will fucking butcher this fucker if he doesn't
25 [05:40:54] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [05:40:54] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [05:40:56] <Booze_Hound> "uhhhh"
25 [05:41:04] <Bob_GM> The squirrel laughs EVEN HARDER
25 [05:41:04] <Rolling_Point> [kek blast it all]
25 [05:41:18] <Bob_GM> [You guys enjoying this so far?]
25 [05:41:18] <Booze_Hound> "i don't want to be taken out by a gang of squirrels "
25 [05:41:24] <GoldenTouch> [yus]
25 [05:41:24] <Booze_Hound> [yes]
32 [05:41:29] Fine_Grind attempts self harm
25 [05:41:29] <Aoyin> [Sideworthy]
25 [05:41:30] <Bob_GM> :D
25 [05:41:30] <Starlight> [Yep]
25 [05:41:33] <Bob_GM> Aight
25 [05:41:35] <Rolling_Point> [sure lol, i'm not bored =)]
32 [05:41:44] GoldenTouch flashes his sword to intimidate the squirrel
25 [05:41:46] <Bob_GM> Star, you preparing or going for it?
25 [05:41:49] <Umbra_Electrum> [Geez even the sqrls want to eat us?]
32 [05:41:50] Starlight used Rock Smash!
25 [05:41:51] <GoldenTouch> "Join me~"
25 [05:41:55] <Bob_GM> Well shit!
25 [05:41:58] <Bob_GM> Star, roll
25 [05:42:00] <Aoyin> [STAR WHY]
25 [05:42:01] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [05:42:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [05:42:01] <Aoyin> [STAR]
25 [05:42:04] <GoldenTouch> [WHY]
25 [05:42:04] <Aoyin> [OH MY GOD]
25 [05:42:09] <Bob_GM> Did you smash or throw?
25 [05:42:15] <Aoyin> [YOU LITTLE]
25 [05:42:17] <GoldenTouch> [THROW]
25 [05:42:17] <Bob_GM> Nah, you smashed
25 [05:42:25] <Starlight> [Smash]
25 [05:42:27] <Rolling_Point> [ugh, ready the molotovs booze, we're eating squirrel kebabs.]
25 [05:42:28] <Bob_GM> But...
25 [05:42:33] <Bob_GM> You totally missed hue
25 [05:42:38] <Fine_Grind> [hits me instead]
25 [05:42:41] <Bob_GM> The squirrel is laughing even harder
25 [05:42:52] <Booze_Hound> [inb4 demon squirrels ]
25 [05:42:52] <Aoyin> [>getting beat by a squirrel]
32 [05:43:02] FeatherDuster is getting real sick of this squirrl's shit
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32 [05:43:09] Starlight growls and unsheathes Carlton.
32 [05:43:13] Rolling_Point walks up to the squirrel, extending his hoof in the universal gesture.
25 [05:43:23] <Bob_GM> The squirrel laughs even harder
32 [05:43:29] Aoyin sits down and holds his hooves up, sticking his tongue out and baring his teeth, going "BLEEEH!", playfully trying to intimidate the squirrel
25 [05:43:37] <Bob_GM> Aoyin, roll
25 [05:43:40] <Aoyin> !roll d20
25 [05:43:41] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [05:43:44] <Bob_GM> The squirrel laughs even harder
25 [05:43:49] <Aoyin> [Hue, sounds about right]
25 [05:43:56] <Bob_GM> [Make it laugh 3 more times...]
32 [05:44:14] Fine_Grind gets up and tries to hit him with THE BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT
25 [05:44:18] <GoldenTouch> [/me kicks fine again]
25 [05:44:19] <Bob_GM> Fine, roll
25 [05:44:20] <Rolling_Point> "you would refuse my hoofbump? you, squirrel, are a poor fellow, of weak and spiteful demeanor..."
25 [05:44:25] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:44:25] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [05:44:29] <GoldenTouch> [OH SHIT]
25 [05:44:29] <Bob_GM> Okay wow
25 [05:44:29] <Aoyin> [OH SHIT]
25 [05:44:35] <GoldenTouch> [THIS NIGGA DEAD~]
25 [05:44:36] <Booze_Hound> [DAYNUM]
25 [05:44:37] <Fine_Grind> [fuck you guys]
25 [05:44:38] <Bob_GM> Roll d6
25 [05:44:38] <Starlight> [DAS HOW WE DO IT IN DA HOOD]
25 [05:44:43] <Aoyin> [YOU LITTEL FUCKING HIPSTER]
25 [05:44:45] <Fine_Grind> !roll d6
25 [05:44:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [05:44:48] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [question what part of woods are you guys in?]
25 [05:44:55] <Aoyin> [I'M SACRIFICING YOU TO THE SQUIRREL GODS]
25 [05:45:00] <Bob_GM> The squirrel takes 6 HP damage!
32 [05:45:06] Starlight picks up Rocky. "Sh... It's not your fault."
25 [05:45:06] <Bob_GM> [The place the wedding was]
25 [05:45:13] <Bob_GM> The squirrel dies!
25 [05:45:16] <Bob_GM> Holy shit!
25 [05:45:17] <Fine_Grind> [ILL DO THE SAME WITH YOU TO THE HIPSTER GODS]
25 [05:45:23] <Bob_GM> The earth is rumbling...
32 [05:45:25] Starlight grabs the corpse. "MINE!"
25 [05:45:26] <Aoyin> "Ah! Fucking hipster, what the fuck was that for?!"
25 [05:45:29] <Bob_GM> !roll 14d20+20
25 [05:45:29] <GameServ> (19, 5, 16, 17, 4, 11, 18, 10, 19, 12, 4, 1, 19, 8) + 20 == 183
25 [05:45:40] <Booze_Hound> "dude you didn't have to kill it"
32 [05:45:40] GoldenTouch sighs "You done goofed kiddo"
25 [05:45:42] <Aoyin> [Prepare to get #shrekt]
25 [05:45:44] <Rolling_Point> [congrats, you killed a squirrel. now i'll have nightmares about nails puncturing squirrel heads, eyeballs flying evryware]
25 [05:45:46] <Fine_Grind> "that Bitch Nigga"
25 [05:46:10] <Aoyin> [Excuse me, I need to break the rule and roll for something]
25 [05:46:13] <Aoyin> !roll d20 self control
25 [05:46:13] <GameServ> 13 == 13
25 [05:46:26] <GoldenTouch> [aoyin loses a lifepoint]
32 [05:46:27] Aoyin glares at the damned hipster
25 [05:46:32] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [which was? I dont know where those woods you speak of...]
25 [05:46:33] <Bob_GM> 14 Squirrels descend from the heavens, 13 of which look totally insane and mad at the loss of their companion... One of which is just following because he wants to fit in
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32 [05:46:44] Starlight cuts off the tail and uses it as a horn Snuggie.
25 [05:46:46] <Aoyin> [Hue, that last one]
25 [05:46:46] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [Sorry this may affect Nova thats why...]
25 [05:46:49] <Bob_GM> Aoyin takes 1 HP of damage from a stray acorn!
25 [05:46:55] <Fine_Grind> [lost it]
25 [05:46:59] <Aoyin> "Oww!"
25 [05:47:10] <Bob_GM> Welp.
32 [05:47:12] FeatherDuster gulps at the sight of all these critters.
25 [05:47:13] <Bob_GM> Congrats.
25 [05:47:15] <Booze_Hound> [i can relate with that squirrel, we are kindred souls]
25 [05:47:26] <Bob_GM> You have now made 10 endings not possible.
25 [05:47:27] <Booze_Hound> "molotov at the ready"
25 [05:47:30] <Rolling_Point> [all he wanted was hue...]
25 [05:47:36] <Bob_GM> Prepare your anuses... and roll init
25 [05:47:44] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:47:44] <GameServ> 13 == 13
25 [05:47:45] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [05:47:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [05:47:46] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [05:47:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
32 [05:47:48] Aoyin seriously considers offering the hipster up to the squirrel gods
25 [05:47:50] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [05:47:50] <Aoyin> !roll d20
25 [05:47:50] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [05:47:51] <GameServ> 10 == 10
25 [05:47:54] <Aoyin> [AWE SHIT]
25 [05:47:58] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 init
25 [05:47:59] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [05:48:07] <Aoyin> [Rolling pls go...]
25 [05:48:09] <Bob_GM> !roll 14d20
25 [05:48:09] <GameServ> 13, 11, 5, 5, 15, 8, 13, 10, 15, 12, 20, 8, 19, 19 == 173
25 [05:48:12] <Rolling_Point> [whut?]
25 [05:48:22] <Bob_GM> You know what?  Fuck that.
25 [05:48:25] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [05:48:25] <GameServ> 16 == 16
25 [05:48:34] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 init
25 [05:48:34] <Bob_GM> Booze hound starts!
25 [05:48:35] <GameServ> 2 == 2
32 [05:48:51] Booze_Hound launches molotov
25 [05:49:01] <Booze_Hound> [do i roll 20]
25 [05:49:05] <GoldenTouch> "You had to fucking kill the squirrel fine...."
25 [05:49:15] <Bob_GM> Roll I guess d20 for blast radius?
25 [05:49:22] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [05:49:23] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [05:49:26] <Bob_GM> Welp
25 [05:49:30] <Fine_Grind> "You had to kick me when i was already angry"
25 [05:49:30] <Bob_GM> Roll d3
25 [05:49:37] <Booze_Hound> !roll d3
25 [05:49:37] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [05:49:56] <GoldenTouch> "And?"
25 [05:50:03] <Bob_GM> Fine sets two squirrels ablaze!  They die, screaming in agony as they smell their flesh burning!
25 [05:50:08] <Bob_GM> *Booze
25 [05:50:11] <Bob_GM> Hue
25 [05:50:15] <Aoyin> "Hipster I swear to god, AND CELESTIA, I will let those little squirrels wreck your shit!"
25 [05:50:17] <Fine_Grind> [it was my mind]
25 [05:50:22] <Bob_GM> Rolling, go
25 [05:50:30] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
25 [05:50:39] <GoldenTouch> [fine is now a firebender]
25 [05:51:10] <Bob_GM> Rolling?
25 [05:51:11] <Fine_Grind> "your making me get to the point where im just as ready to kill you as the fucking rodents"
32 [05:51:14] Rolling_Point looks around himself at this scene of carnage. "are you fucking kidding me? i'm not gonna slaughter a fistful of squirrels." he sits down.
25 [05:51:28] <Bob_GM> Roll d20
25 [05:51:38] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [05:51:38] <GameServ> 10 == 10
25 [05:51:46] <Bob_GM> You sit down successfully!
25 [05:51:58] <Bob_GM> Feathers, you're u[
25 [05:51:59] <Rolling_Point> {YEAH BITCHES]
25 [05:53:00] <Booze_Hound> [we ded?]
25 [05:53:07] <Starlight> [we always ded]
25 [05:53:08] <Bob_GM> #WaitforFeathers
25 [05:53:26] <GoldenTouch> "You better be kidding fine, i kicked you, calm the fuck down m8"
25 [05:53:31] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to try and make peace with the critters, " C'mon now you guys, we didn't mean it! It was all just a funny misunderstaning! "
25 [05:53:32] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [05:54:05] <Aoyin> [Dat Feathers]
25 [05:54:16] <Rolling_Point> [fuck yeah feathers]
25 [05:54:24] <FeatherDuster> [ >Maybe is not so worst earth pony? ]
25 [05:54:25] <Bob_GM> Well, you kinda just killed 3 in tragically morbid deaths.  The squirrels understand YOU didn't do anything though, so they aren't concerned with you specifically.
32 [05:54:26] Starlight takes the tail off of her horn, whistling.
25 [05:54:39] <GoldenTouch> [THE SQUIRLL KING WANTS BLOOD]
25 [05:54:50] <Bob_GM> Fine is up!
25 [05:54:53] <Fine_Grind> "im not fuckin talkin to you Gold, im talking to hurr edgy"
25 [05:54:58] <Rolling_Point> [shit, brb 2 mins]
25 [05:55:04] <Bob_GM> K
25 [05:55:06] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:55:06] <GameServ> 15 == 15
32 [05:55:06] GoldenTouch is like a duel sided blade
25 [05:55:09] <Booze_Hound> [bring them on! the dragon killer shall die fighting an ARMY!]
25 [05:55:10] <GoldenTouch> "Edgy~"
32 [05:55:11] FeatherDuster turns his head to the others, " Welp. Good luck. "
32 [05:55:27] GoldenTouch looks at feather "Any way to convince them i'm with you?"
25 [05:55:29] <Bob_GM> Fine, describe what you do.  Then I tell you to roll.  Fucker.
32 [05:55:34] Fine_Grind BOARD SMASH
25 [05:55:43] <Bob_GM> Fine Grind takes 1 HP of shame damage
25 [05:55:48] <Bob_GM> And NOW can roll
25 [05:56:12] <Aoyin> [Hue. Hazubeki.]
25 [05:56:18] <Fine_Grind> !roll d20
25 [05:56:18] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [05:56:25] <Fine_Grind> [fuck yes]
25 [05:56:38] <Bob_GM> Better.  You morbidly smash into one of the squirrels!
25 [05:56:40] <Bob_GM> Roll d6
25 [05:56:46] <Fine_Grind> !roll d6
25 [05:56:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [05:57:07] <Bob_GM> And you mash the poor innocent guy's brains out!  You can totally see his eyeballs, gross!
25 [05:57:39] <Bob_GM> Aoyin's turn
25 [05:57:48] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [>no one told me wear exactly this is happening... Okay...]
25 [05:57:55] <Rolling_Point> [the eyeballs... my nightmares...]
25 [05:58:00] <GoldenTouch> [The wedding area]
25 [05:58:03] <Aoyin> !roll d20 drop the club and step away from it, because srsly, that's nasty
25 [05:58:03] <GameServ> 8 == 8
25 [05:58:07] <Bob_GM> Nova you fucker I stated multiple times it's in the wedding area
25 [05:58:08] <GoldenTouch> [we said 3 times]
25 [05:58:19] <GoldenTouch> [nova i still wub you~]
25 [05:58:29] <Bob_GM> Aoyin drops the club...
25 [05:58:33] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [05:58:33] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [05:58:40] <Bob_GM> On one of the squirrels!
25 [05:58:44] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d8
25 [05:58:44] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [05:58:44] <Aoyin> [inb4 I- YEP]
25 [05:58:48] <Aoyin> [Oh come on]
25 [05:58:48] <GoldenTouch> [HA]
25 [05:58:53] <Bob_GM> And flattens the poor guy!
25 [05:58:55] <Aoyin> [Are you fucking]
25 [05:58:58] <Aoyin> [I can't even]
25 [05:59:08] <Rolling_Point> [omg bob, that's good]
25 [05:59:15] <Fine_Grind> [but they just keep pulling me right back in!]
25 [05:59:22] <Rolling_Point> [at least i didn't sit on one]
25 [05:59:22] <Bob_GM> Starlight's up
25 [05:59:40] <Bob_GM> [I actually laughed when I wrote that]
32 [06:00:11] Starlight attempts to kill the lead squirrel and crown herself the Squirrel Queen.
25 [06:00:16] <FeatherDuster> " remember to keep the skin good guys! We need fur for winter! "
25 [06:00:24] <Bob_GM> Star, roll d20
25 [06:00:29] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:00:29] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:00:40] <Bob_GM> The squirrels hear Feathers... And now don't think so highly of him!
25 [06:00:52] <Rolling_Point> [these squirrels like, wove flower wreaths for bobs wedding and carried hearths train down the aisle, didn't they? fairytale wedding whit, and we kill them all a day later.]
25 [06:00:55] <Aoyin> [Feathies pls]
25 [06:00:59] <Bob_GM> Also Star totally connects with one of the squirrels.  Not the Queen though.
25 [06:01:06] <Bob_GM> [Spot on, Rolling!]
32 [06:01:08] FeatherDuster laughs nervously "....oops. "
25 [06:01:20] <Bob_GM> Roll 1d8
25 [06:01:29] <Starlight> !roll 1d8
25 [06:01:29] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [06:01:32] <Rolling_Point> [i am not killing any of these critters. fuck]
25 [06:01:37] <Bob_GM> And boy does she kill it!
25 [06:01:43] <Bob_GM> Golden's up!
25 [06:01:45] <Booze_Hound> "WE SHANT FALTER"
25 [06:01:52] <Starlight> "I AM AS BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN~"
32 [06:02:07] GoldenTouch sheaths his sword "I'm not fighting squirrels"
32 [06:02:19] GoldenTouch is jk and goes on a hacking and slashing rampage
25 [06:02:21] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [06:02:22] <GameServ> 9 == 9
25 [06:02:35] <Aoyin> [le flop face]
25 [06:02:38] <GoldenTouch> [meh]
25 [06:02:40] <Bob_GM> Golden misses, 9 squirrels point and laugh at him!
32 [06:02:46] GoldenTouch blushes
25 [06:02:47] <Bob_GM> 1 of them doesn't get it, though
25 [06:02:51] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
25 [06:02:53] <Bob_GM> But he still laughs to fit in
25 [06:03:00] <Bob_GM> Okay then...
25 [06:03:04] <GoldenTouch> [GOD DAMNIT BOB STOP WITH MY SIDES]
25 [06:03:05] <Bob_GM> 9 Squirrel legion go!
25 [06:03:10] <Aoyin> [I'm taking that squirrel home]
25 [06:03:17] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 1 attacks... Aoyin!
25 [06:03:19] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:03:19] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [06:03:22] <Aoyin> [OH COME ON]
25 [06:03:24] <Bob_GM> And how!
25 [06:03:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:03:27] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:03:32] <Starlight> [Hue]
25 [06:03:32] <Aoyin> [...]
25 [06:03:32] <Booze_Hound> "man that one squirrel really gets me"
25 [06:03:34] <Bob_GM> For 6 HP dmg!
25 [06:03:46] <Aoyin> [Kek pls.]
25 [06:03:47] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 2 attacks... Star!
25 [06:03:50] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:03:50] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:03:54] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:03:54] <GameServ> 2 == 2
32 [06:03:57] Aoyin stumbles and screeches. "SHIT"
25 [06:04:00] <Bob_GM> For 2 HP dmg!
25 [06:04:14] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 3 attacks... Booze!
25 [06:04:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:04:17] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:04:19] <Starlight> "Huh, what? Squirrel, I think your grandma is attacking me."
25 [06:04:22] <Booze_Hound> "bring it ON"
25 [06:04:22] <Rolling_Point> "you guys are sick... i'm only going to skin these squirrels for you because wasting their  bodies would be a worse affront." Rolling shakes his head, sighing.
25 [06:04:34] <Bob_GM> And falls on the burnt carcass of one of his comrades for 1 HP dmg!
25 [06:04:43] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 4 attacks... Feathers!
25 [06:04:46] <Rolling_Point> [squirrel 3 kills itself in a fit of angst]
25 [06:04:46] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:04:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:04:50] <Bob_GM> And misses!
25 [06:04:58] <Booze_Hound> "the holy 300 proof protects me from all"
25 [06:05:01] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 5 attacks... Booze!
25 [06:05:03] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:05:03] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [06:05:07] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:05:07] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:05:08] <Aoyin> [Nope]
32 [06:05:13] FeatherDuster sticks his tongue out, " ha! "
25 [06:05:14] <Bob_GM> Booze takes 3 HP dmg!
25 [06:05:18] <Aoyin> [Jesus these squirrels]
25 [06:05:33] <Booze_Hound> "get'emoff get'emoff get'emoff get'emoff"
25 [06:05:36] <Rolling_Point> [it's bob, of course his squirrels are based]
25 [06:05:39] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 6 sees Feathers sticking his tongue out and attacks!
25 [06:05:42] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:05:43] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [06:05:52] <Bob_GM> Squirrel gotcho tongue Feathers?
25 [06:05:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:05:55] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:06:04] <Bob_GM> Feathers takes 1 HP dmg
25 [06:06:12] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 7 bitchslaps Fine!
25 [06:06:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:06:15] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [06:06:18] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:06:18] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:06:24] <Bob_GM> For 3 HP dmg!
25 [06:06:31] <Bob_GM> [Fine where you at?]
25 [06:06:41] <Fine_Grind> [ i fainted]
25 [06:06:49] <Bob_GM> [OH SHIT]
25 [06:06:51] <GoldenTouch> [I WONDER HOW]
25 [06:06:51] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [>the wedding area. Gee that doesnt tell me shit on where it is related to the map....]
25 [06:06:53] <Rolling_Point> [deserved!]
25 [06:06:54] <Bob_GM> Fine faints!
25 [06:06:57] <GoldenTouch> [/me starts whistling]
25 [06:07:10] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 8 attacks Golden!
25 [06:07:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:07:13] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:07:25] <Bob_GM> And trips over Fine's body for 1 HP dmg!
25 [06:07:31] <Aoyin> [Hue]
25 [06:07:34] <Bob_GM> [To the squirrel, not Fine[]
32 [06:07:36] GoldenTouch doesn't laugh at the squirrel "It was a valliant effort"
25 [06:07:42] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 9 attacks Booze
25 [06:07:44] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [06:07:45] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:07:48] <Bob_GM> And misses!
25 [06:07:51] <Booze_Hound> "FUCK 'EM"
25 [06:07:55] <Bob_GM> New round, erryone roll init!
25 [06:07:58] <Fine_Grind> [still helping you fucks and all you can say is fuck you fine]
25 [06:08:09] <GoldenTouch> [FUCK YOU FINE]
25 [06:08:09] <Aoyin> !roll d20
25 [06:08:09] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [06:08:10] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 init
25 [06:08:10] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:08:14] <Starlight> !roll d20 init
25 [06:08:14] <GameServ> 16 == 16
25 [06:08:15] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [06:08:15] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [06:08:18] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20 inits
25 [06:08:19] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:08:20] <FeatherDuster> [ love you Fine <3 ]
25 [06:08:21] <GoldenTouch> >hue
25 [06:08:29] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [06:08:29] <GameServ> 11 == 11
25 [06:08:33] <Aoyin> [What that golden faggot said. I wanted woodland creature friends]
25 [06:08:36] <Starlight> [I don't know you well enough, Fine]
25 [06:08:36] <GoldenTouch> [Fine, you know I don't hate you~]
25 [06:08:44] <GoldenTouch> [THATS WHAT I'M SAYING AOYIN]
25 [06:08:47] <Bob_GM> Aoyin's up first!
25 [06:09:01] <Rolling_Point> [man, i don't even know your name iirc =P]
25 [06:09:23] <Bob_GM> [You could've had 15 animal familiars...]
25 [06:09:23] <GoldenTouch> [IMAGINE, WALKING THROUGH THE WOOD ONE DAY, TIMBERWOLVES EVERYWHERE....when out of nowhere, army of squirrels fuck them up]
25 [06:09:26] <Aoyin> !roll d20 to run out to Fine and drag him to safety... Even though he deserves to rot.
25 [06:09:27] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:09:33] <Aoyin> [THE ROLLS]
25 [06:09:38] <GoldenTouch> [Bob was that one of the possibilitites
25 [06:09:39] <Bob_GM> Aoyin points and laughs at Fine!
25 [06:09:43] <Bob_GM> [Eeyup]
25 [06:09:47] <Rolling_Point> [i'll get im ao]
25 [06:09:54] <Bob_GM> Rolling's up
25 [06:10:02] <GoldenTouch> [I fucking hate you fine...]
32 [06:10:16] Rolling_Point gets up, trotting over to fine to see if he can help him.
25 [06:10:19] <GoldenTouch> [HUE HUE LETS BASH A SQUIRRELS HEAD IN]
25 [06:10:22] <Bob_GM> Roll
25 [06:10:27] <Starlight> [I like it how I tried to kill it first, but no one cares]
25 [06:10:28] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:10:28] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:10:30] <Fine_Grind> [fuck you guys, i hope the squirrls TTKs this round]
25 [06:10:36] <Rolling_Point> [not sorry fine]
25 [06:10:38] <GoldenTouch> [shhhhh star you made it laugh]
25 [06:10:42] <Bob_GM> Rolling points and laughs at Fine as well!
25 [06:10:50] <GreenHoof> [MURDERHOBO INTENSIFIES]
25 [06:10:58] <Bob_GM> Star's up
25 [06:10:58] <GoldenTouch> [Joke on you! I'm going to make a trade for your body]
25 [06:11:06] <Aoyin> [My god, these 2's. Wat]
32 [06:11:13] Starlight grabs Rocky and 360 no-scopes him into the squirrel mob
25 [06:11:19] <GoldenTouch> [make it.... 2 acorns]
25 [06:11:20] <Rolling_Point> [kek knows what fine deserves]
25 [06:11:30] <Bob_GM> Roll for 1337h4x
25 [06:11:34] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:11:34] <GameServ> 16 == 16
25 [06:11:34] <Fine_Grind> [fuck you rolling]
25 [06:11:45] <GoldenTouch> [THATS GOING IN A MONTAGE]
25 [06:11:45] <Rolling_Point> [lel]
25 [06:11:46] <Bob_GM> You throw the rock at a squirrel and it hits!
25 [06:11:51] <Bob_GM> Roll d6
25 [06:11:55] <Starlight> !roll 1d6
25 [06:11:56] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:12:04] <Bob_GM> It hits its bushy tail.
25 [06:12:15] <Bob_GM> Feathers!
25 [06:12:29] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to jab at one of them with his dagger, aiming for the chest.
25 [06:12:29] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [06:12:38] <FeatherDuster> [ kek why ]
25 [06:12:51] <Bob_GM> You miss, and the squirrel backflips off the dagger and boops Feathers on the nose!
25 [06:13:02] <Bob_GM> Booze is up
25 [06:13:20] <Aoyin> [Dat squirrel]
25 [06:13:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 for spear shish kebab
25 [06:13:28] <GameServ> 15 == 15
25 [06:13:37] <Booze_Hound> [wha tis spear 6?]
25 [06:13:48] <Bob_GM> It hits
25 [06:13:51] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
25 [06:13:51] <Rolling_Point> [woden or metal?]
25 [06:13:57] <Rolling_Point> [wooden*]
25 [06:13:59] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
25 [06:14:00] <GameServ> 8 == 8
25 [06:14:07] <Aoyin> [Oh lawd]
25 [06:14:13] <Bob_GM> [Weapons=8, improvised weapons like NAILINSTICK is d6]
25 [06:14:48] <Fine_Grind> [you mean THE BOARD WITH A NAIL IN IT]
25 [06:15:00] <Bob_GM> Welp, you successfully shishkebabbed a squirrel.  With its last dying breath it points at you and yells, wondering why you're doing this to his family, to all he has in this world
25 [06:15:20] <Bob_GM> Golden is up!
32 [06:15:26] GoldenTouch is now a honorable samurai, trying to slice through one with his sword
25 [06:15:29] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [06:15:30] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [06:15:38] <Bob_GM> Based golden
25 [06:15:40] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
25 [06:15:41] <Booze_Hound> "because fuck his shit, he moved on me"
25 [06:15:45] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d8
25 [06:15:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:16:21] <Bob_GM> Luckily you hit the already wounded squirrel-I'm sure you meant to.  It dies horribly!  Yayyy!
32 [06:16:25] GoldenTouch sheaths his sword afterward and bows in their direction bringing honor to his family.
25 [06:16:29] <Bob_GM> K Squirrel army time
25 [06:16:41] <Aoyin> [Bob pls]
25 [06:16:46] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Aoyin
25 [06:16:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [06:16:49] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:16:49] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:16:56] <Rolling_Point> [mah gawd]
32 [06:17:01] Aoyin faints
25 [06:17:06] <Aoyin> [You fuck...]
25 [06:17:07] <GoldenTouch> [tfw could have had a new squirrel familiar.....]
25 [06:17:11] <FeatherDuster> [strong ass squirrel]
25 [06:17:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks... Golden
25 [06:17:17] <GameServ> 16 == 16
25 [06:17:19] <Aoyin> [I wanted my familiar... But then I got this...]
25 [06:17:21] <Fine_Grind> [tfw i dont care]
25 [06:17:21] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:17:21] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:17:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Feathers
25 [06:17:34] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [06:17:35] <GoldenTouch> [tfw fine will never be liked by anyone because he is a dick]
25 [06:17:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:17:38] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:17:54] <GoldenTouch> [I love you fine~ just don't tell anyone~]
25 [06:17:55] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Star
25 [06:17:55] <GameServ> 16 == 16
25 [06:17:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:17:58] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:18:04] <Bob_GM> Holy shit Kek
25 [06:18:07] <Starlight> "N00B"
25 [06:18:12] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Star
25 [06:18:12] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:18:15] <Bob_GM> Misses
25 [06:18:16] <Fine_Grind> [stop be so tsunade~]
25 [06:18:25] <Starlight> "Nigga..."
25 [06:18:25] <Aoyin> [>so tsunade\
25 [06:18:25] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 6 attacks Booze
25 [06:18:25] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:18:29] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:18:29] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:18:30] <Aoyin> [What is we, naruto?]
25 [06:18:35] <Aoyin> [KEEEEEEEKKK]
25 [06:18:39] <GoldenTouch> [You know i'm kidding, i have a fucking TALKIING BEAR GET ON MY LEVEL]
25 [06:18:44] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 7 attacks Golden
25 [06:18:45] <GameServ> 12 == 12
25 [06:18:48] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [06:18:48] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:18:50] <Bob_GM> K
25 [06:18:51] <GoldenTouch> [peg?]
25 [06:18:52] <Bob_GM> Wow
25 [06:18:55] <Booze_Hound> "fuck you too squirrel!"
25 [06:18:55] <Bob_GM> [12]
32 [06:19:01] Starlight moons the squirrels.
25 [06:19:04] <Bob_GM> Round 3!
25 [06:19:13] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:19:13] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [06:19:16] <Bob_GM> One of the Squirrels slaps Star's flank
25 [06:19:19] <Bob_GM> No dmg
25 [06:19:23] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
25 [06:19:26] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [06:19:26] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:19:30] <Starlight> !roll d20 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
25 [06:19:30] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:19:45] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [06:19:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:19:58] <Bob_GM> Featherduster?
25 [06:20:00] <FeatherDuster> !toll d20
25 [06:20:00] <Booze_Hound> [why drunken one?]
25 [06:20:05] <FeatherDuster> {>toll]
25 [06:20:08] <Fine_Grind> >toll
25 [06:20:08] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [06:20:09] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [06:20:16] <Bob_GM> Based Feathers goes first
25 [06:20:19] <Starlight> [hax]
25 [06:21:10] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 Feather whips his head to another one to bitch slap it witha hoof.
25 [06:21:10] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [06:21:23] <FeatherDuster> [ -cries in a corner- ]
25 [06:21:36] <Bob_GM> Feathers slaps like a bitch
25 [06:21:50] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [>no reply to my question.... Seriously...]
25 [06:22:07] <Bob_GM> He slaps and misses, connecting with Fine's ass
25 [06:22:18] <Booze_Hound> [in the forest or some shit]
25 [06:22:22] <Bob_GM> [NOVA IT'S THE WEDDING PLACE IF YOU WEREN'T THERE IT'S NO PROBLEM]
25 [06:22:38] <Bob_GM> Golden~
32 [06:22:40] GoldenTouch snaps when the squirrel slaps stars ass, goldens eyes dialate like pinkemina, then pulls out his sword and processes to go on a slashing frenzy humming a happy tune the whole time [inb4 miss]
25 [06:22:47] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [06:22:47] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:22:51] <GoldenTouch> HAAAAAA
25 [06:22:52] <Starlight> [Hue]
25 [06:23:13] <Bob_GM> Golden hums the Gonk as he stubs his toe on Fine's faint body
25 [06:23:15] <Bob_GM> 1 DMG
25 [06:23:25] <Bob_GM> Star's up
32 [06:23:25] GoldenTouch looses his sides
32 [06:23:44] Starlight stabs the poser squirrel.
25 [06:23:47] <Aoyin> [I love how Fine's getting beaten up. This makes me happy]
25 [06:23:50] <Bob_GM> Roll
25 [06:23:53] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:23:54] <GameServ> 7 == 7
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25 [06:24:00] <Bob_GM> Star is the true poser
25 [06:24:06] <Starlight> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZha_LHVS8]
25 [06:24:08] <Bob_GM> Rollan
25 [06:24:10] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [WELL WHERE WAS THE WEDDING RELATED TO THE MAP]
25 [06:24:20] <Nova_Flux|Civ5> [FUCK I WAS AT THE WEDDING OOC]
25 [06:24:26] <GoldenTouch> "LIKE ZOINKS GUYS!!! WE SHOULD LIKE.... SKIDDADDLE!"
25 [06:24:27] <Rolling_Point> "are you guys really gonna be so terrible a bunch of squirrels kill you? FUCK!" Rolling lunges at a squirrel with his knife, his eyes glistening.
25 [06:24:46] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:24:47] <GameServ> 17 == 17
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25 [06:25:12] <Bob_GM_> Roll d8
32 [06:25:15] Starlight wipes Carlton while humming the Gonk.
25 [06:25:20] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
25 [06:25:20] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [06:25:25] <Fine_Grind> [im not getting beaten up, others are taking damage from my fainted body]
32 [06:25:37] GoldenTouch continues to sit there happily in a blood lust humming a nice tune
25 [06:25:51] <Bob_GM_> Rollan stabs the squirrel slowly pushing the knife through its eyeball.  It dies.  You monster.
25 [06:25:56] <Bob_GM_> Booze is up
25 [06:26:00] <GoldenTouch> [YOU BASTARD!]
25 [06:26:23] <Rolling_Point> [i hate you all, this is not where i saw myself tonight T.T]
25 [06:26:28] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to be a spear chucker
25 [06:26:28] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [06:26:34] <Bob_GM_> And boy is he!
25 [06:26:37] <Booze_Hound> !roll d8
25 [06:26:37] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:26:39] <Aoyin> [I shouldn't adventure late at night. Past 12 it seems like my rolls become- Oh god Boozie]
25 [06:26:52] <GoldenTouch> [I SAW MYSELF BEFRIENDING A BUNCH OF SQURRELS BUT NOOOOO]
25 [06:27:02] <Rolling_Point> [shishkebab #2]
25 [06:27:06] <Bob_GM_> Booze chucks his spear SO HARD GIRL... And kills a squirrel!  Yay!
25 [06:27:09] <Bob_GM_> Now
25 [06:27:13] <GoldenTouch> [THEY WERE GOING TO BUILD MONUMENTS TO MY SINS]
25 [06:27:16] <Bob_GM_> Status update:  Everyone post HP
25 [06:27:20] <GoldenTouch> 4
25 [06:27:22] <Fine_Grind> [and now your gonna keep complaining about it]
25 [06:27:24] <Rolling_Point> 10
25 [06:27:30] <Starlight> 5
25 [06:27:33] <Fine_Grind> 0
25 [06:27:41] <Booze_Hound> 4
25 [06:27:43] <GoldenTouch> [Fine, i'm gonna keep bringing it up to fuck with you, i could really care less]
25 [06:27:49] <Bob_GM_> [Poor rolling, you should've stayed peaceful....  Or let your friends die~]
25 [06:27:52] <Aoyin> 0
25 [06:28:04] <Bob_GM_> Aoyin is faint?
25 [06:28:07] <Bob_GM_> Aoyin is faint
25 [06:28:13] <Bob_GM_> ;_;
25 [06:28:16] <GoldenTouch> "Where were you when aoyin was faint...]
25 [06:28:23] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel 1 attacks Rolling!
25 [06:28:24] <Rolling_Point> [bob, morals are a terrible mistress. in the end, i'll kill the people i don't know]
25 [06:28:25] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20
25 [06:28:25] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [06:28:29] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:28:29] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:28:33] <Bob_GM_> 4 HP DMG
25 [06:28:33] <Aoyin> [Took 1 from the stray acorn, took 6 from the FUCKING CRIT, then took another 3]
25 [06:28:48] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel 2 attacks Golden!
32 [06:28:54] GoldenTouch prays to kek
25 [06:28:55] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20
25 [06:28:55] <GameServ> 8 == 8
25 [06:28:58] <Bob_GM_> And misses
32 [06:29:04] GoldenTouch vows to be keks humble servent
25 [06:29:07] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Suirrel 3 attacks Star
25 [06:29:08] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:29:10] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:29:10] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:29:14] <Rolling_Point> "you little shits, i didn't want this..." Rolling grunts.
25 [06:29:20] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Booze
25 [06:29:20] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [06:29:21] <Starlight> "You tried."
25 [06:29:22] <Bob_GM_> Miss
25 [06:29:34] <GoldenTouch> "Rolling please"
25 [06:29:34] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Rolling
25 [06:29:34] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [06:29:36] <GoldenTouch> "No one did"
25 [06:29:37] <Bob_GM_> Miss
25 [06:29:40] <Bob_GM_> NEW ROUND!
25 [06:29:46] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [06:29:46] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [06:29:50] <Bob_GM_> Roll
25 [06:29:55] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [06:29:55] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [06:29:57] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20 init
25 [06:29:57] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [06:29:58] <Starlight> !roll d20 init
25 [06:29:58] <GameServ> 15 == 15
25 [06:30:11] <Bob_GM_> Mmkay
25 [06:30:13] <Bob_GM_> Star
25 [06:30:25] <Bob_GM_> Also Feathers where you at?
25 [06:30:36] <Bob_GM_> Featherduster
25 [06:30:51] <Bob_GM_> Star's up in the meantime
32 [06:30:58] Starlight blindly stabs into the mob.
25 [06:31:03] <Bob_GM_> Roll
25 [06:31:07] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:31:07] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:31:24] <Bob_GM_> Star blindly stabbed into the mob.  I don't know what she was trying to accomplish.
25 [06:31:38] <Aoyin> [Quothe the Fey: PC's pls]
25 [06:31:39] <Bob_GM_> Rolling should've been first though, my bad
25 [06:31:55] <Bob_GM_> Go Rolling
25 [06:31:56] <Starlight> [That's why I didn't respond right away]
25 [06:31:59] <Rolling_Point> [the longer i don't have to kill squirrels the better.]
25 [06:32:15] <Bob_GM_> [#BlameGM]
32 [06:32:21] Rolling_Point lunges at another squirrel, crying openly now.
25 [06:32:26] <Aoyin> [#BlameHipster]
25 [06:32:28] <FeatherDuster> [ Sorry bout that! ]
25 [06:32:29] <Bob_GM_> Roll monster
25 [06:32:30] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:32:30] <GameServ> 10 == 10
25 [06:32:39] <Rolling_Point> [i missed, yay!]
25 [06:32:42] <Bob_GM_> You miss!  The squirrel laughs at your bitch tears
25 [06:32:47] <Bob_GM_> Feathers roll init
25 [06:32:52] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [06:32:52] <GameServ> 10 == 10
25 [06:33:00] <Bob_GM_> Booze!
25 [06:33:16] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 fro molotov OF THE DRUNKEN ONE
25 [06:33:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [06:33:21] <Booze_Hound> [awwww]
25 [06:33:35] <Booze_Hound> [hit or miss?]
25 [06:33:41] <Booze_Hound> [because molotov]
25 [06:33:42] <Bob_GM_> The drunken threw his molotov in the opposite direction
25 [06:33:46] <Bob_GM_> FINE ROLL D20
25 [06:34:03] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [06:34:03] <GameServ> 9 == 9
32 [06:34:04] Starlight drinks Rolling's delicious tears.
25 [06:34:16] <Bob_GM_> Welp, Booze rolled poorly for you
25 [06:34:28] <Bob_GM_> The blast singed Fine_Grind 's eyebrows off
32 [06:34:28] GoldenTouch takes of glass of rolling tears
32 [06:34:36] Aoyin regrets everything he's ever done to deserve getting fucking wrecked by squirrels
25 [06:34:36] <Booze_Hound> [] wait shit i thought you were talking about my bitching
25 [06:34:38] <Rolling_Point> * Rolling neglects to tell starlight he cries arsenic*
25 [06:34:44] <Bob_GM_> Feathers is up!
25 [06:34:44] <Fine_Grind> [MY BROWS]
25 [06:34:59] <Booze_Hound> "you look better that way"
32 [06:35:05] Starlight was bitten by a radioactive atom of arsenic.
25 [06:35:05] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to jumps at another one whining along the way
25 [06:35:05] <GameServ> 7 == 7
32 [06:35:15] GoldenTouch starts humming this still in his bloodlust
25 [06:35:16] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exxChCHwjWE
25 [06:35:16] <Bob_GM_> Feathers merely whines
25 [06:35:24] <Fine_Grind> [THATS A LIE]
25 [06:35:28] <Bob_GM_> Golden is up!
25 [06:35:30] <FeatherDuster> [ Like a boss ]
25 [06:35:32] <Aoyin> [Usojanai..]
32 [06:35:58] GoldenTouch is singing as he's slashing
25 [06:36:00] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [06:36:00] <FeatherDuster> [ It's not a lie? ]
25 [06:36:01] <GameServ> 8 == 8
25 [06:36:11] <Bob_GM_> Golden sings the Gonk
25 [06:36:28] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel legion GO
25 [06:36:38] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
25 [06:36:38] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:36:49] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Rolling
25 [06:36:49] <GameServ> 13 == 13
25 [06:36:53] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:36:53] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:37:03] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Booze
25 [06:37:03] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [06:37:06] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:37:06] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:37:16] <Aoyin> [This is too painful... I'm going to go get popcorn]
25 [06:37:17] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Golden
25 [06:37:17] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [06:37:21] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:37:21] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:37:24] <Bob_GM_> Welp
25 [06:37:34] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Star
25 [06:37:34] <GameServ> 19 == 19
32 [06:37:38] GoldenTouch is knocked down "Keep that mane short star~"
25 [06:37:38] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:37:38] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:37:43] <Bob_GM_> Everyone post HP
25 [06:37:47] <GoldenTouch> 0
25 [06:37:47] <Aoyin> 0
32 [06:37:48] Rolling_Point looks down at the squirrel that attacked him, sniffling. "i'm sorry..."
25 [06:37:51] <Booze_Hound> 2
25 [06:37:52] <Rolling_Point> 5
25 [06:37:56] <Starlight> 3
25 [06:38:04] <FeatherDuster> 8
32 [06:38:04] Starlight runs over to Golden.
25 [06:38:12] <Bob_GM_> Mmkay, roll init
25 [06:38:17] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [06:38:17] <GameServ> 9 == 9
25 [06:38:21] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:38:22] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [06:38:22] <Starlight> Wait no, 2
25 [06:38:26] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:38:26] <GameServ> 11 == 11
25 [06:38:42] <Bob_GM_> Booze?
25 [06:38:47] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20
25 [06:38:47] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [06:38:53] <Bob_GM_> Star is up
25 [06:39:00] <Booze_Hound> srry itunes. need battle music
25 [06:39:06] <Bob_GM_> Hue
32 [06:39:08] Starlight grabs Golden and tries to drag him away. "Like, fuck this Scoob."
32 [06:39:08] GoldenTouch continues to mumble living in the sunlight as he's KO'd
25 [06:39:19] <Bob_GM_> Star, roll
25 [06:39:23] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:39:24] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [06:39:46] <Bob_GM_> Star drags Golden's body along with so much force it connects with a squirrel!
25 [06:39:50] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d4
25 [06:39:50] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:40:01] <Bob_GM_> The squirrel is heavily wounded!  Like Fine!
25 [06:40:10] <Bob_GM_> Feathers
32 [06:40:13] GoldenTouch is pony weapon
25 [06:41:02] <Bob_GM_> No apologies necessary FeatherDuster
25 [06:41:27] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to finally hit something crying along the way
25 [06:41:27] <GameServ> 11 == 11
25 [06:42:01] <Bob_GM_> Nope, but the squirrel you aimed for licked one of your tears
25 [06:42:10] <Bob_GM_> Rollan
25 [06:42:14] <FeatherDuster> [ l-lewd]
25 [06:42:34] <GoldenTouch> [quite~]
32 [06:42:37] Rolling_Point attacks the squirrel that hit him earlier.
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25 [06:42:58] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:42:58] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [06:43:05] <Bob_GM_> Misss
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25 [06:43:13] <Bob_GM_> Booze's turn
25 [06:43:15] <Rolling_Point> [ok lol]
25 [06:43:27] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 melee attack
25 [06:43:28] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [06:43:31] <Booze_Hound> shit
25 [06:43:33] <Bob_GM_> Hue
25 [06:43:39] <Bob_GM_> Squirrel legion GO
25 [06:43:57] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Rolling
25 [06:43:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:44:05] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Star
25 [06:44:06] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [06:44:11] <Starlight> [pls be 5]
25 [06:44:17] <Rolling_Point> [>tfw 14 misses a squirrel lol]
25 [06:44:18] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Feathers
25 [06:44:18] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [06:44:22] <Starlight> [fug]
25 [06:44:23] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:44:23] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:44:32] <GoldenTouch> [why you want 5]
25 [06:44:37] <Starlight> [3 4 5]
25 [06:44:42] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 4 attacks Booze
25 [06:44:42] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [06:44:43] <GoldenTouch> [ooooh]
25 [06:44:45] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:44:46] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [06:44:51] <Booze_Hound> -1
25 [06:44:56] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 5 attacks Star
25 [06:44:56] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [06:44:59] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d3
25 [06:44:59] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:45:03] <Bob_GM_> Post HP erryone
25 [06:45:06] <FeatherDuster> 7
25 [06:45:07] <Rolling_Point> 5
25 [06:45:08] <GoldenTouch> 10
25 [06:45:10] <Starlight> Not sure. 1?
25 [06:45:11] <GoldenTouch> 0
25 [06:45:11] <Aoyin> #rekt
32 [06:45:13] Booze_Hound collapses "you bastards can eat my nuts"
25 [06:45:15] <Booze_Hound> -1
25 [06:45:24] <Rolling_Point> [my sides]
25 [06:45:32] <Bob_GM_> Golden is hit by boulders, knocking him back down to 0
25 [06:45:37] <Booze_Hound> [inb4 they do]
25 [06:45:38] <GoldenTouch> [Booze.... the thing is they will]
25 [06:45:38] <Bob_GM_> Star is at 1 IIRC
25 [06:45:44] <Fine_Grind> 0
25 [06:45:58] <Bob_GM_> Roll inits
25 [06:46:02] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [06:46:03] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [06:46:03] <Starlight> !roll d20 init
25 [06:46:03] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [06:46:05] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:46:05] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [06:46:10] <Bob_GM_> Star goes first
32 [06:46:30] Starlight dives into the squirrel mob and flails around like a retard.
25 [06:46:36] <Bob_GM_> Roll, retard
25 [06:46:42] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:46:42] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [06:46:52] <Bob_GM_> Star flails around like a retard
25 [06:46:57] <Bob_GM_> Feathers is up
25 [06:47:12] <Bob_GM_> [You could have prevented this]
25 [06:47:26] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to follow after star with dagger ready to stabbity, stabbity
25 [06:47:26] <GameServ> 15 == 15
25 [06:47:30] <Starlight> [#Worsethantheshadows]
25 [06:47:32] <Rolling_Point> [no one controls fine.that animal has no leash]
25 [06:47:36] <GoldenTouch> [Bob please... fine didn't know what he was doing]
25 [06:47:37] <Bob_GM_> Roll d8 stabbity
25 [06:48:15] <Bob_GM_> Or I'll roll for ya
25 [06:48:17] <Bob_GM_> !roll 1d8
25 [06:48:18] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [06:48:18] <GoldenTouch> [I wonder what i would have named my squirrels.... Winifred.....and Leroy....
25 [06:48:35] <Bob_GM_> With the help of your based GM you murdered Winifred
25 [06:48:42] <Bob_GM_> Rolling is up
25 [06:48:43] <Rolling_Point> [gunther, perhaps? i've always liked gunther...]
25 [06:48:46] <GoldenTouch> [Hmmmm]
25 [06:48:56] <FeatherDuster> [ Wait I killed something? Wooo! ]
25 [06:48:59] <GoldenTouch> [My friends lucky enough to have that as his last name]
32 [06:49:08] Rolling_Point leaps upon a squirrel, stabbing down.
25 [06:49:09] <Fine_Grind> [all i knew was "bushy tail", monsters can have bushy tails, like raccoons]
32 [06:49:20] Starlight licks one of the squirrels.
25 [06:49:22] <Aoyin> [MISTER GUNTHER, THE DOCTOR WILL SEE YOU NOW]
25 [06:49:33] <GoldenTouch> [I ROLLED A 20 INSPECTED IT, AND SAW IT WAS A SQUIRREL
25 [06:49:33] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:49:33] <GameServ> 18 == 18
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25 [06:49:43] <Fine_Grind> [fuck raccoons]
25 [06:49:56] <Bob_GonkMaster> Rolling roll d8
25 [06:49:57] <GoldenTouch> [If it was a racoon i would hate you more]
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25 [06:50:02] <Starlight> [I'm not into that kind of stuff]
25 [06:50:10] <Rolling_Point> [bob didn't see my 18, lel]
25 [06:50:12] <GoldenTouch> [Me and my band of racoons being sneaky fuckers]
25 [06:50:14] <Bob_GonkMaster> I did
25 [06:50:21] <Rolling_Point> [madness]
25 [06:50:23] <Bob_GonkMaster> Roll d8
25 [06:50:29] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
25 [06:50:29] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [06:50:37] <GoldenTouch> [Sly cooper~Fox~And Leroy]
32 [06:50:59] Starlight crawls under Feather for shielding.
32 [06:51:04] Rolling_Point stabs the squirrel again. and again. and again. "i'm gonna wake up in my tree... it'll all be fine..."
25 [06:51:12] <Bob_GonkMaster> You stab directly down the squirrel from the top.  As your hilt and hoof connect with the Squirrel's head with a squish, you rethink your life.  You murderer
25 [06:51:33] <Aoyin> [I'm glad I'm passed out for all of this]
25 [06:51:35] <Bob_GonkMaster> 3 Squirrels stand before me, but only one can become... Wait
25 [06:51:37] <Bob_GonkMaster> Nvm
25 [06:51:44] <Bob_GonkMaster> Squirrel triumverate GO
25 [06:51:51] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Star
25 [06:51:51] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [06:51:59] <GoldenTouch> [inb4 super sayian squirrel]
25 [06:52:01] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Feathers
25 [06:52:01] <GameServ> 10 == 10
25 [06:52:03] <Booze_Hound> [i'm sad i could not defeat the squirrel army]
25 [06:52:07] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d3
25 [06:52:08] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:52:20] <Bob_GonkMaster> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 3 attacks Star for licking it
25 [06:52:21] <GameServ> 8 == 8
25 [06:52:28] <Bob_GonkMaster> New round, post HP
25 [06:52:29] <Starlight> "<3"
25 [06:52:30] <Rolling_Point> [Rolling is having a terrible nightmare. he knows it'll all be fine when he wakes up]
25 [06:52:32] <Starlight> 1
25 [06:52:34] <GoldenTouch> 0
25 [06:52:34] <Rolling_Point> 5
25 [06:52:35] <Booze_Hound> -1
25 [06:52:38] <Rolling_Point> i think
25 [06:52:42] <Fine_Grind> 0
25 [06:52:55] <Aoyin> !roll d2 Gooddreams|baddreams
25 [06:52:55] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:52:56] <Booze_Hound> wait 16
25 [06:52:57] <Bob_GonkMaster> I think you're right
25 [06:52:58] <Booze_Hound> i think
32 [06:53:05] Aoyin is having bad dreams and dropped another HP because of it
25 [06:53:11] <Bob_GonkMaster> Booze has night terrors
25 [06:53:21] <Bob_GonkMaster> K roll inits
25 [06:53:22] <FeatherDuster> 6 hp
25 [06:53:23] <Booze_Hound> [more vomit terrors]
25 [06:53:29] <Starlight> !roll d20
25 [06:53:30] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [06:53:30] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [06:53:30] <GameServ> 15 == 15
25 [06:53:31] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:53:32] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [06:53:37] <Bob_GonkMaster> Feathers goes first!
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25 [06:55:35] <GoldenTouch> K..... so bees are dead, its all about squirrels now....
25 [06:56:08] <Rolling_Point> [feathers, she is, le ded]
25 [06:56:26] <Bob_GonkMaster> [As FeatherDuster writes, what do ya'll think of me as a GM so far?]
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25 [06:56:40] <GoldenTouch> [Where were you when feather was le ded
25 [06:56:41] <Booze_Hound> [pretty good]
25 [06:56:43] <Aoyin> [Pretty good!]
25 [06:56:48] <Starlight_> [Sorry, internet's having a seizure]
25 [06:56:52] <Aoyin> [I really wanted a squrrel though...]
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25 [06:57:04] <Booze_Hound> [sucks getting wrecked by squirrels ]
25 [06:57:08] <Rolling_Point> [it's fine. i didn't want a squirrel anyway. doin' fine bob-san]
37 [06:57:15] Bob_GonkMaster [webchat@c-50-132-61-64.hsd1.wa.comcast.net] is now known as Bob_GM
25 [06:57:16] <GoldenTouch> [i was in the garden picking my patunias when i heard.... feather is le ded "No...Feather cannot be le dead..."
25 [06:57:44] <Bob_GM> Ugh, we postpone Feathers.  Rolling's up!
25 [06:57:48] <FeatherDuster> ( >tfw I just typed it all up twice and esper didn't take it )
25 [06:57:55] <Bob_GM> NVM then
25 [06:58:02] <GoldenTouch> [feather is not ded!]
25 [06:58:05] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to attack with the furty of a thousand suns!
25 [06:58:05] <GameServ> 2 == 2
25 [06:58:16] <Bob_GM> Feathers attacks with no furty!
25 [06:58:21] <Bob_GM> Rolling go
25 [06:58:28] <FeatherDuster> [ fuck you up the butt kek ]
32 [06:58:28] Rolling_Point attacks a squirrel, his eyes full of furty!
25 [06:58:33] <Bob_GM> Roll
25 [06:58:34] <GoldenTouch> [but bob i like it, i wish i could have a squirrel
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25 [06:58:38] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [06:58:38] <GameServ> 20 == 20
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25 [06:58:47] <Bob_GM> [You could've had 15 animal familiars]
25 [06:58:51] <Bob_GM> Roll d8
25 [06:58:56] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
25 [06:58:56] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [06:58:57] <Starlight> [#Rolling2013]
25 [06:59:10] <GoldenTouch> [Well then again..... 15 squirrels<Echo]
25 [06:59:13] <Rolling_Point> [take fourteen damage gunther, i have failed you]
25 [06:59:16] <Bob_GM> Rolling kills Gunther in the coldest of blood!
25 [06:59:20] <Bob_GM> Star's up
25 [06:59:33] <Aoyin> [Rolling, you just gibbed a squirrel. How do you feel?\
25 [06:59:48] <Bob_GM> [mfw I didn't see Rolling say Gunther until I poster Gunther]
25 [06:59:55] <Rolling_Point> [the clouds, they're filled with stars...]
25 [07:00:01] <Starlight> !roll d20 Stabbity
25 [07:00:01] <GameServ> 14 == 14
25 [07:00:05] <Bob_GM> Nope
25 [07:00:11] <Starlight> [Oops[]4
25 [07:00:12] <Fine_Grind> [he doesnt feel as good as when i killed the first one]
25 [07:00:16] <Bob_GM> Squirrel duo GO!
25 [07:00:28] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 boops Star
25 [07:00:28] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [07:00:31] <Bob_GM> Wow
25 [07:00:34] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [07:00:34] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [07:00:39] <Rolling_Point> [wew]
25 [07:00:43] <Bob_GM> Star takes 2 dmg
25 [07:00:47] <Bob_GM> And is faint!
32 [07:00:49] Starlight is ded.
25 [07:00:51] <FeatherDuster> ( how many are left? )
25 [07:00:58] <Rolling_Point> 2
25 [07:00:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Feathers
25 [07:00:58] <GameServ> 4 == 4
32 [07:01:01] GoldenTouch is ded too
25 [07:01:02] <Bob_GM> Miss
25 [07:01:07] <Rolling_Point> [that we know of...]
32 [07:01:08] Aoyin is faint
25 [07:01:11] <Bob_GM> Roll init TWO PONIES STILL UP
25 [07:01:17] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [07:01:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4
25 [07:01:20] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:01:20] <GameServ> 16 == 16
25 [07:01:25] <Bob_GM> Rolling
25 [07:01:29] <Fine_Grind> [were getting recked by rodents]
25 [07:01:36] <GoldenTouch> >mammals
25 [07:01:39] <Bob_GM> [And how]
32 [07:01:44] Starlight cries internally and externally.
25 [07:01:46] <FeatherDuster> [ strength in numbers! ]
25 [07:01:50] <Aoyin> [At least the shadows made sense. But these squirrels... OH GOD.]
32 [07:01:53] GoldenTouch is ded and comforts star
25 [07:01:54] <Bob_GM> >Implying rodents aren't rodents
25 [07:02:00] <Bob_GM> >Implying rodents aren't mammals
32 [07:02:02] Rolling_Point glances down at the tattered remains of his friend gunther. he sighs, pouncing on another squirrel.
25 [07:02:04] <Bob_GM> #Blame GM
25 [07:02:06] <Bob_GM> Roll
25 [07:02:06] <GoldenTouch> >implying their not the hero fourcannon needs
25 [07:02:08] <Aoyin> [And suddenly I vaguely want to contront Feather with a shadow.]
25 [07:02:09] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:02:09] <GameServ> 7 == 7
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25 [07:02:19] <GoldenTouch> oh god....
25 [07:02:24] <Starlight> [#Squirrelgate2012]
25 [07:02:26] <Bob_GM> Rolling is too much of a murderer right now to actually kill something
25 [07:02:29] <GoldenTouch> [HARDER~]
25 [07:02:30] <Bob_GM> Feathers go
25 [07:02:41] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to fuck shit up
25 [07:02:41] <GameServ> 12 == 12
25 [07:02:44] <GoldenTouch> [Oh high there starfire]
25 [07:02:57] <Bob_GM> Feathers fucks no shit at all
25 [07:03:02] <Rolling_Point> [it's not too late, run starfire]
25 [07:03:06] <Bob_GM> Squirrel gruesome twosome go
25 [07:03:17] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
25 [07:03:17] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [07:03:23] <Aoyin> [>ded]
25 [07:03:34] <GoldenTouch> [GRUESOME TWOSOME!]
25 [07:03:46] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 1 trips on Fine's body, kicking him in the nuts as it falls for 1 dmg
25 [07:03:59] <Rolling_Point> [kills itself at the sight of ded gunther, the greatest squirrel to ever scurry the land]
25 [07:04:00] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 bitchslaps Rolling
25 [07:04:00] <GameServ> 6 == 6
25 [07:04:08] <Bob_GM> Nope
25 [07:04:13] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
25 [07:04:21] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
25 [07:04:21] <GameServ> 8, 11 == 19
25 [07:04:22] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:04:22] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [07:04:23] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [07:04:23] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [07:04:27] <Bob_GM> Rolling go
32 [07:04:50] Rolling_Point attacks the other squirrel.
25 [07:04:57] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:04:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [07:04:57] <Bob_GM> Roll, monster
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25 [07:05:02] <Bob_GM> You miss.
25 [07:05:08] <Bob_GM> Feathers go!
25 [07:05:28] <Rolling_Point> [thank god, i already have 4 squirrels on my soul]
25 [07:05:32] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to kick the bastard
25 [07:05:33] <GameServ> 16 == 16
25 [07:05:43] <Bob_GM> Feathers kicks the bastard.  Roll d4
25 [07:05:47] <GoldenTouch> [roll for if the fieldgoal is good]
25 [07:05:48] <FeatherDuster> !roll d4
25 [07:05:48] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [07:05:52] <Bob_GM> [inb4 it hits Fine]
25 [07:06:08] <Bob_GM> Feathers lightly grazes Squirrel No. 1
25 [07:06:20] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Rolling
25 [07:06:20] <GameServ> 19 == 19
25 [07:06:22] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [07:06:22] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [07:06:33] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Feathers
25 [07:06:33] <GameServ> 20 == 20
25 [07:06:35] <Bob_GM> Wow
25 [07:06:38] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [07:06:39] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [07:06:43] <Bob_GM> Post HP
25 [07:06:47] <Rolling_Point> 4
25 [07:06:54] <FeatherDuster> 5
25 [07:07:01] <Aoyin> #jimmies
32 [07:07:08] Starlight mentally plays a game of Go Fish with Golden.
25 [07:07:09] <Bob_GM> You checked that as a crit right Feathers?
32 [07:07:21] GoldenTouch wants to know if star has any threes
25 [07:07:25] <FeatherDuster> Oh, is crit dif? )
25 [07:07:30] <Rolling_Point> [naw, feathers is at 4]
25 [07:07:38] <Bob_GM> Crit doubles dmg
32 [07:07:38] Starlight tell him no, and to remove his shirt.
32 [07:07:39] Aoyin wishes he could mentally play Go Fish, too
25 [07:07:44] <FeatherDuster> 4 it is! )
25 [07:07:45] <Rolling_Point> [crit's double damage]
25 [07:07:48] <Bob_GM> K
25 [07:07:53] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
25 [07:07:56] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
25 [07:07:56] <GameServ> 6, 14 == 20
25 [07:07:57] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [07:07:57] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [07:08:01] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:08:02] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [07:08:06] <Bob_GM> Welp
32 [07:08:06] GoldenTouch removes the shirt he's not wearing
25 [07:08:07] <Rolling_Point> [dubs]
25 [07:08:14] <FeatherDuster> ( double attack? )
25 [07:08:15] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
25 [07:08:16] <GameServ> 4 == 4
32 [07:08:22] Starlight tells Aoyin strip Go Fish isn't up his alley.
25 [07:08:27] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 attacks Rolling
25 [07:08:27] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [07:08:31] <GoldenTouch> [hue]
32 [07:08:34] Aoyin doubts that
32 [07:08:41] GoldenTouch tells aoyin the same thing
25 [07:08:44] <Bob_GM> Squirrel 2 hits Booze's nits, stubbing its toe for 1 dmg
25 [07:08:51] <Rolling_Point> [these squirrels are doing my job for me]
25 [07:09:00] <Bob_GM> Feathers first
32 [07:09:07] Starlight asks Golden if he has any 5's
25 [07:09:13] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to shank a ho
25 [07:09:13] <GameServ> 2 == 2
32 [07:09:19] Bob_GM is too amateur a GM to do double attacks
25 [07:09:24] <Bob_GM> Feather's a ho
25 [07:09:28] <Bob_GM> Go Rolling
32 [07:09:29] Aoyin mentally walks away dejectidly
32 [07:09:37] GoldenTouch looks at his hand and forgets how to count
25 [07:09:48] <Bob_GM> [ffs Kek...]
32 [07:09:51] GoldenTouch has 3 5's "Go fish"
32 [07:09:52] Rolling_Point attacks the squirrel again, trying to bring this travesty to a close.
25 [07:09:56] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:09:57] <GameServ> 6 == 6
32 [07:09:59] Starlight gives up and goes to see what ghost Booze is doing.
25 [07:09:59] <Bob_GM> Nope
25 [07:10:05] <Bob_GM> New round, roll inits
25 [07:10:10] <Bob_GM> !roll 2d20
25 [07:10:11] <GameServ> 16, 1 == 17
25 [07:10:11] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:10:11] <GameServ> 2 == 2
32 [07:10:13] GoldenTouch wants to drink in ghost form
32 [07:10:21] GoldenTouch jumps on ghost booze
25 [07:10:21] <Booze_Hound> ghost booze is drinking spirits
25 [07:10:31] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [07:10:32] <GameServ> 19 == 19
32 [07:10:35] Starlight jumps on ghost Golden.
25 [07:10:40] <Bob_GM> Based Feathers goes first
25 [07:10:43] <Booze_Hound> [if you don't find that funny i hate you]
32 [07:10:44] GoldenTouch is now a plushie ghost
25 [07:10:54] <Rolling_Point> [gost drinking spirits... is that an innuendo?=P]
25 [07:10:57] <GoldenTouch> [booze i did good sir]
25 [07:10:58] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to not be based and try to stab a bitch again
25 [07:10:59] <GameServ> 3 == 3
25 [07:11:04] <Aoyin> [lel]
25 [07:11:05] <Starlight> [9/10 Absolute shit - Starlight]
25 [07:11:08] <Bob_GM> Feathers is not so based
25 [07:11:14] <Fine_Grind> [>spirits]
25 [07:11:19] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 1 attacks Feathers
25 [07:11:19] <GameServ> 8 == 8
37 [07:11:20] GoldenTouch [Mibbit@c-174-58-77-234.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as GoldenGhost-Plushie
25 [07:11:22] <Bob_GM> Nope
25 [07:11:27] <Bob_GM> Rolling
25 [07:11:29] <Booze_Hound> [good, it works on many levels. that is high brow shit there]
32 [07:11:36] Starlight hug the ghost plushie.
25 [07:11:41] <Starlight> *hugs
32 [07:11:49] Rolling_Point cries into his milk, stabbing a bitch
25 [07:11:53] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:11:53] <GameServ> 17 == 17
25 [07:12:01] <Rolling_Point> !roll d8
25 [07:12:01] <GameServ> 5 == 5
25 [07:12:07] <Bob_GM> Rolling stabs Fine for 5 dmg
25 [07:12:09] <Bob_GM> JK
25 [07:12:18] <Fine_Grind> [swear to god]
25 [07:12:20] <Rolling_Point> [lol]
25 [07:12:30] <Bob_GM> Rolling stabs the pregnant Squirrel 1... Whattabitch
25 [07:12:37] <Bob_GM> And kills it
25 [07:12:37] <Starlight> "Hey guys, let's go beat up ghost Fine."
25 [07:12:43] <Booze_Hound> double kill
32 [07:12:46] GoldenGhost-Plushie agrees internally
25 [07:12:58] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20 Squirrel 2 avenges the pregnant wife's death
25 [07:12:58] <GameServ> 12 == 12
25 [07:13:00] <Rolling_Point> [eugenics, that one wasn't a benefit to the superior squirrel race]
25 [07:13:01] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d3
25 [07:13:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1
25 [07:13:06] <Bob_GM> Roll inits
37 [07:13:13] Aoyin [~IceChat77@d199-74-153-97.nap.wideopenwest.com] is now known as Aoyurei
25 [07:13:19] <Bob_GM> Rolling 3 HP Feathers 3?
25 [07:13:22] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:13:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18
25 [07:13:28] <Bob_GM> !roll 1d20
25 [07:13:28] <GameServ> 7 == 7
32 [07:13:33] Aoyurei ghostwhispers, "I'd do it."
25 [07:13:33] <Rolling_Point> [ya, 3 for me]
32 [07:13:45] Fine_Grind 's ghost is on a high plane of existence
25 [07:13:54] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20
25 [07:13:54] <GameServ> 9 == 9
25 [07:13:59] <Bob_GM> Rolling go
32 [07:14:22] Rolling_Point attacks the squirrel, the last, lone survivor
25 [07:14:27] <Rolling_Point> !roll d20
25 [07:14:28] <GameServ> 4 == 4
32 [07:14:30] Booze_Hound drinking with pony satan, pretty cool guy
25 [07:14:32] <Bob_GM> It survives
25 [07:14:36] <Bob_GM> Feathers
32 [07:14:43] Starlight manifests as a Force Ghost ad watches the battle.
25 [07:14:50] <Booze_Hound> [is that my BRO squirrel?]
25 [07:14:55] <Aoyurei> [Feathers if you don't save this squirrel that just went along to look cool[]
25 [07:15:00] <Bob_GM> [No you killed that one]
25 [07:15:09] <GoldenGhost-Plushie> [NO WE DIDNT]
25 [07:15:21] <Booze_Hound> [save it and ill owe you]
25 [07:15:21] <Bob_GM> Oh yes you did
25 [07:15:29] <GoldenGhost-Plushie> [SAVE HIM FEATHER]
32 [07:15:33] Starlight walks over to her body and wonders if it's rape or masterbation.
25 [07:15:33] <Booze_Hound> [vaderNOOOOOOO.jpg]
32 [07:15:58] FeatherDuster looks down at the critter
37 [07:15:59] GoldenGhost-Plushie [Mibbit@c-174-58-77-234.hsd1.fl.comcast.net] is now known as GoldenTouch
25 [07:16:19] <Rolling_Point> [we could save it. i'm fine with that. my plan now is to knock it out and cover it in it's friends bodies, so no one suspects we left it alive.]
25 [07:16:20] <GoldenTouch> [JOIN ME... OR DIE~]
32 [07:16:22] Starlight [CENSORED]
25 [07:16:30] <FeatherDuster> " You....brave little thing. "
32 [07:17:00] Starlight 's body feels violated.
25 [07:17:02] <Rolling_Point> "feather, tell it to go. tell it to run away..."
32 [07:17:10] GoldenTouch watches with glee
25 [07:17:27] <FeatherDuster> " And risk revenge? No. " he leans down to it to get close
25 [07:17:34] <Aoyurei> [OH NO]
25 [07:17:44] <Aoyurei> [FEATHIES PLS]
25 [07:17:52] <GoldenTouch> [do it feather~ Boop it~]
32 [07:18:05] FeatherDuster looks the rodent in the eyes
25 [07:18:33] <GoldenTouch> [Hey fine. take notes]
25 [07:18:38] <Aoyurei> [<INTESIFYING INTENSIFIES>]
25 [07:18:42] <FeatherDuster> !roll d20 to embrace into a hug
25 [07:18:42] <GameServ> 9 == 9
25 [07:18:58] <Aoyurei> [NOOOOOO]
25 [07:19:04] <GoldenTouch> [YOU FOOL~]
25 [07:19:05] <Rolling_Point> [YOU MISSED THE HUG! WHAT ARE YOU?]
25 [07:19:07] <Bob_GM> This critter had friends.  It had family.  A pregnant wife.  Drinking buddies.  A male friend he was experimenting with.  Sons.  Daughters.  Parents.  And you killed them.  All.  Everything he had.  All he lived for...  Gone.  He escapes the hug.
25 [07:19:23] <Bob_GM> The squirrel walks over to Star's body
25 [07:19:30] <Bob_GM> The squirrel goes to rocky
25 [07:19:31] <FeatherDuster> ( here I was hoping to kill it in a hug. We boned. )
25 [07:19:34] <Fine_Grind> [i hope i smashed his dad]
25 [07:19:56] <Fine_Grind> [its gonna kill itself]
32 [07:19:57] Rolling_Point interposes himself between the squirrel and his fellow ponies.
25 [07:20:00] <Bob_GM> The squirrel looks at the carnage around him...  And joins his family.
25 [07:20:12] <Bob_GM> He bashes his own skull in with the rock
25 [07:20:14] <GoldenTouch> [oh my god....]
25 [07:20:17] <Starlight> [RIP Rocky]
25 [07:20:19] <GoldenTouch> [Bob....]
25 [07:20:23] <Aoyurei> [ D: ]
25 [07:20:32] <Fine_Grind> [why cant i stop laughing]
25 [07:20:37] <GoldenTouch> [my......feels]
25 [07:20:39] <Aoyurei> [Oh my god that's not even]
32 [07:20:51] FeatherDuster blinks
25 [07:20:52] <Bob_GM> This clearing was a place where a wedding happened not even 12 hours ago.  A place where 4cannon came together, and a peaceful joy was celebrated by all
25 [07:20:53] <GoldenTouch> [because your a cold hearted evil hipster who gets enjoyment from others pain?]
25 [07:20:55] <Rolling_Point> don't watch this if you're a baby
25 [07:20:56] <Bob_GM> And now?
25 [07:20:59] <Aoyurei> [Hipster I hope you knoe THERE'S A LYNCHIN' COMING YOUR WAY]
25 [07:20:59] <Rolling_Point> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fm5BR-xKUc
25 [07:21:14] <Bob_GM> It's the place where ponies attacked a family of squirrels
25 [07:21:17] <Aoyurei> [RETCON RETCON RETCON THIS NEVER HAPPENED RETCON RETCON]
25 [07:21:19] <Bob_GM> In cold blood
25 [07:21:24] <Bob_GM> For no reason whatsoever.
32 [07:21:24] Rolling_Point starts cackling madly.
25 [07:21:34] <Bob_GM> Now
25 [07:21:42] <Bob_GM> You are all scuffed up pretty badly.
25 [07:21:56] <Bob_GM> You wake up, looking at each other, realizing what you have done.
25 [07:21:59] <Fine_Grind> [i am fucked up abit]
25 [07:22:01] <Bob_GM> What do you do?
32 [07:22:09] Fine_Grind runs
25 [07:22:15] <Bob_GM> That's right.
25 [07:22:17] <Bob_GM> You run.
32 [07:22:18] GoldenTouch plays the song of time on his flute and kills fine before he can kill the squirrel
25 [07:22:20] <Booze_Hound> "VICTORY"
37 [07:22:23] Aoyurei [~IceChat77@d199-74-153-97.nap.wideopenwest.com] is now known as Aoyin
25 [07:22:31] <Aoyin> "... I DID NOT WANT THIS."
25 [07:22:34] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d20
25 [07:22:34] <GameServ> 8 == 8
25 [07:22:38] <GoldenTouch> >nope
25 [07:22:45] <Bob_GM> Run to the Clinic, and explain to the good doctor why you are all on the brink of death
32 [07:22:48] Starlight gets up. "Alright good job everyone, take 5."
25 [07:22:49] <Booze_Hound> "we have destroyrd the evil army of rabid squirrels! "
25 [07:22:51] <Bob_GM> I'm sure it was a valid effort
25 [07:22:54] <FeatherDuster> [ wait ]
25 [07:23:01] <Bob_GM> Thank you for going on Mr. Bob's Wild Ride
32 [07:23:02] Rolling_Point sits down, his mad cackles dtrickling into broken sobs, his shoulders heaving as he gathers Gunther to his chest.
25 [07:23:07] <Bob_GM> The exit?
25 [07:23:09] <FeatherDuster> {....can I collect thier bodies? ]
25 [07:23:11] <Bob_GM> Doesn't exist.
25 [07:23:17] <Bob_GM> Yes.  You may.
25 [07:23:22] <Bob_GM> 15 Squirrels
25 [07:23:28] <Booze_Hound> 2 charred
25 [07:23:33] <Bob_GM> Moms, dads, children
32 [07:23:33] Starlight grabs 5.
25 [07:23:35] <Aoyin> !roll d100 commit >non-canon sudoku
25 [07:23:36] <GameServ> 30 == 30
32 [07:23:36] GoldenTouch looks at Star "Lets head to the clinic"
25 [07:23:37] <Bob_GM> Collect them all
25 [07:23:37] <Fine_Grind> 2 smashed
32 [07:23:41] GoldenTouch runs and grabs 2
32 [07:23:42] Aoyin can't even have that respite
25 [07:23:52] <GoldenTouch> "WINIFRED AND LEROY ARE ALIVE IN MY MIND"
32 [07:23:54] Fine_Grind grabs 3
32 [07:23:54] Starlight takes the bodies and runs.
32 [07:23:55] Booze_Hound picks up spear
32 [07:24:03] FeatherDuster collects the bodies of 15 crittiers
32 [07:24:04] GoldenTouch bolts with star
25 [07:24:05] <Rolling_Point> [14 squirrels. no one is touching gunther. rolling doesn't want to have to choke a bitch]
25 [07:24:26] <GoldenTouch> [wait guys who am I
25 [07:24:29] <Rolling_Point> "feather, get away from gunther..."
32 [07:24:33] Starlight comes back for Rocky, then runs again.
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32 [07:24:41] GoldenTouch slings the squirrels over his shoulder
25 [07:24:43] <GoldenTouch> "I KILLED BIGFOOR"
25 [07:24:46] <GoldenTouch> "BIGFOOT"
25 [07:24:50] <Bob_GonkMaster> [And thus ends the ride!  What did you guys think of it???]
25 [07:24:53] <Aoyin> "...."
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25 [07:25:01] <Aoyin> !roll d100 commit sudoku
25 [07:25:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7
25 [07:25:01] <Starlight> "Let's not forget the true hero, Rocky!"
25 [07:25:08] <Fine_Grind> i cant stop laughing
32 [07:25:11] Aoyin can't do it, no matter how hard he tries...
32 [07:25:22] GoldenTouch gives a cheer for rocky
32 [07:25:36] Aoyin leaves his club behind and limps back to town
32 [07:25:43] FeatherDuster gives him Gunther?