>have fluffy nigger
>go to kfc to feed fluffy nigger
>it runs into kitchen chanting, "I'S WAN TAH JICKEN YO"
>it follows the pungent scent of chicken to the fryers
>arrive in kitchen just in time to see fluffy nigger jump with all it's niggerness into the fryer
>it lands in the fryer burning and drowning at the same time
>4th degree burns on your fluffy nigger spred like aids through the African countryside
>it screams "DISH IZ WACK YO WADA NIGUH GUTTA DOH TAH GE'S SUM HALP"
>you don't "halp" because you don't want to get burned
>it dies a crispy jewish death
>you eat the dead body because it smells better than anything you've evar smelt
>then the NAACP rapes you for non-niggery
>i have no idea what i'm doing