>Day 6,575 in Equestria.
>This is going to be the day, you can just feel it.
>You just had a makeover at the spa.
>You've been practicing what you want to say.
>Today is the day!
>You give a soft knock on the door.
>Anon answers.
>Oh wow he looks so cute today, he still has bed hair and everything.
>No, gotta focus.
>"Mornin' Fluttershy"
"G-good morning Anon, how are you doing today?"
>Oh Celestia, I hope he doesn't notice how nervous I am.
>"I'm fine Flutters, what do you need?"
"Well ummm... I was just wondering if mumble mumble mumble"
>"What was that, Flutters?"
"...wanted to know if you mumble mumble"
>"Say again? I couldn't make out what you said."
"I-I was wondering if maybe reversed perspectives were your fetish?"
>"I'm sorry Fluttershy, but I don't think reversed perspectives are my fetish."
"y-y-you too"
>Oh no, not now.
>Spaghetti falls out of my saddlebags.
>"Is something wrong Flutters?"
"Ihavetogonowbyeaanon"
>Fly away from his house.
>Go hide in Applejack's barn with the cows.
>Burst into teats.