>Day 237 in Equestria
>Such a nice day today, the perfect day to be tending to your new rose garden.
>That Roseluck was such a nice mare to help you set this up.
>Yep, nice day.
>And no Fluttershy to ruin it.
>"Hi Anon."
>Spoke too soon.
"You need something Flutters?"
>"Oh well it's my birthday today, and I thought that maybe, as a present, you could tell me your fetish?"
"Really?"
>"Oh yes, that would be such a nice gift."
"My fetish is Helen Keller"
>"Helen Keller?"
"Helen Keller"
>Her face lights up.
>"Thanks Anon,  I'll see you later...i-if that's okay with you"
>whatever man
>Two hours later there's a knock on the door
>Fluttershy is now wearing dark sunglasses, bandages over her ears, and is blindly groping around the front of your house.
>You can barely stifle a laugh watching her.
"Wow Flutters, I'm surprised you did such a good job with such an obscure fetish."
>"...."
"This fetish is pretty underground, you'd probably never even heard of it."
>"...."
>Ha ha, that joke
"Oh Flutters, you really should have seen that one coming."
>Pretty good day after all.