>Day 666 in Equestria.
>Man you needed a drink already.
>Twilight made you help reorganize the library.
>Applejack made you haul apples.
>Rainbow skipped out on both of those things.
"God dammit, I'd about sell my soul for a drink right now."
>There's a knock at the door.
>In your doorway stands Fluttershy, wearing some sort of devil costume.
>Must be Carrot Top's from last Nightmare Night.
"What's all this, Flutters?"
>"Well I heard you were thirsty and thought you might want this bottle."
>Is that booze?
>SWEET DELICIOUS BOOZE?
>"I-i just need something in return for it."
"And what would that something be?"
>"Your mortal soul... and maybe a quickie on the couch."
"I don't think so Fluttershy, deals with the devil aren't my fetish."
>"Oh, okay."
>"Well bye Anon, maybe Lyra wants to make a deal for a pair of hands."
>That mare gets stranger and stranger every day.
>Fucking devilshy!
 
 
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>Fluttershy went down to Equestria, she was looking for a virginity to steal
>She was in a bind, and for her behind, couldn't use a toy; it had to be real
>When she came across a neckbeard hanging out with Rainbow Dash
>She could smell the Cheetos on his fingers and she was on him in a flash
>She said "Anon you may not know it but I'm very awkward too"
>"And I will swear by your neckbeard hair that I'll make a bet with you"
>"Now you make pretty good spaghetti, but give Fluttershy her due"
>"I'll bet Vinyl's records of gold against your pole because I'm much more awkward than you"
>The neckbeard said "my name's Anon, and you might think it funny"
>"But I'm so awkward you wouldn't believe, I give Wuten a run for his money"
 
>Anon you're a sad unwashed human being so stutter and stammer hard
>Cuz Fluttershy's here in Equestria and she wants your penis hard
>And if you win you get Vinyl Scratch's records made of gold
>But if you lose you gotta stick it in Flutter's hole
 
>Fluttershy opened up her saddlebag and said "I-I'll start the show"
>And spaghetti flowed out everywhere as she put a hoof to her taco
>And as she touched herself there was awkwardness no one could forget
>And then she looked over to Anon and asked "is this your fetish yet?"
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>Fluttershy finally finished up with touching herself down south
>And Anon said "It's my turn, but goddamn Flutters, I just threw up in my mouth"
 
>Spaghetti from his pockets, it did run
>Cause he's awkward as fuck and that's no fun
>Fluttershy sittin' there staring at his bone
>But she won't get it cuz he's forever alone
 
>Fluttershy looked disapointed, cause she knew that she'd been beat
>And she laid Vinyl's gold records down by the meatballs at Anon's feet
>Anon said "Flutters this ain't my fetish, and I'm really not that in to you"
>"But you come right back, and next time I'll take Vinyl's platinum records too!"
 
>Spaghetti from his pockets, it did run
>Cause he's awkward as fuck and that's no fun
>Fluttershy sittin' there staring at his bone
>But she won't get it cuz he's forever alone
 
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