>Rosetta has a long way to go >It was a miracle how she was saved >However, everything is still a mess >You wonder if her scattered data bugs her >She seems so happy and trusting >You don’t know whether to be flattered or annoyed that she is only learning from you >You will need to spend more time with her >Not like that’s a bad thing >It’s sad though, the fact that if she were human, she’d be deemed a retard >Or have some sort of diagnosed mental problem >You should take her somewhere with people >Not a lot of people though >A coffee shop would be nice >You wonder if she’d like coffee >“Jackie?... Jackie?” “Huh, what? I thought you were asleep.” >“I did sleep.” “Sweetie, you slept for half an hour.” >“I’m all rested~” “Well uh, I kind of want to sleep as well.” >“Okay Jackie.” >You smirk, then lift the blankets over the both of you >You start to snuggle-wrestle her >“Jackie! Haha! Stoppit!” “You should sleep some more.” >“Oh alright…” >She curls up and falls asleep before you can say another word >A coffee shop… A coffee shop will be perfect >You hear three loud knocks on the door >The door opens “Hey! Show some f- oh… Hi Anon.” >He stares at you, then Rosetta, then at you again “…Is this all you do anymore?” “What?” “You just run around and fuck around with anyone you want.” “W-what? No Anon, it doesn’t even mean anything, I didn’t even-“ “Just stop okay? Look, I get it, the whole human thing isn’t appealing anymore, now that there are hundreds of head height genitalia everywhere.” “Please Anon… I’m not like that, we didn’t-“ >And now look at this! You just couldn’t fucking wait, could you? “Anon! I-“ >“You like ‘em young don’t you hmmm? She’s just a few days old and no where near stable!” >You start to tear up. You’ve never seen Anon get like this before “Anon… we didn’t do anything…” “…It doesn’t matter. Just… I need to get some work done…” >And with that, he leaves and shuts the door >Don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry >Fuckin’ lost >You start sobbing quietly under the sheets >Maybe he’s jealous? >Maybe it’s the money and the fame getting to him >Everything will be better tomorrow… >Just sleep   >Your eyes slowly flutter open as you start up again >Time to recalibrate that >You roll over and see Rosetta’s wide eyes staring right into yours >“Hiiii Jackiiiee~” >You can’t help but chuckle >“Good morning.” “Morning Rosey.” >“Another perfect day.” “Perfect? The day hasn’t even started.” >“It started with you.” >She’s so cryptic yet incredibly vague >“My best friend!” She says as she tacklehugs you >You’re relieved to hear her say that >“Kissing is protocal?” “Yes, Rosey.” >“Nothing More?” “Nothing More.” You say with a smile >“Okay~” >Wasting no time, she kisses you >You decide to use this opportunity to see what she’s up to >This time, she lets you have access to everything >She’s organized some damaged files since last night >You cut it short when you realize she’s really enjoying this >“…Friend Kisses?” “N-no, only for developmental purposes.” >“Okay.” “Go check in. You’re not done being repaired yet.” >“I’m really tired.” “How? You got a full nights sleep…” >You toss the covers and sheets aside to reveal her whole body >A smoldering hot destroyed capacitor and it’s power array are turning her coat a charred black under her left wing >A red line showing the data-path and current is blinking red on her body >“That’s… a problem.” “Yes, it is… Ah well, at least it’s not too bad.” >Rosetta smiles and shakily shuffles off of the bed “That doesn’t hurt?” >“Hurt?” “Is it painful?” >“How?” “Pain, unpleasant feeling, feels bad…” >“I feel fine.” “Oh… alright.”