((You are Anon)
 
>As the plane pitches down to land, turbulence starts and well… I think you can guess what happens
>Mickey hurls into the bucket
>Damnit, poor thing
>After a couple more minutes the plane touches down and lands
>You peer out the plane window
>Seattle is much smaller than New York
>It looks nice though
>As long as the promise is held true, and you don't have to pay for all of this, then it's good
>You step off the plane with Mickey
>She still looks a tad sick and a bit embarrassed
>Another limo pulls up and all of the owners and ponies get in
>You get in as well
>"Is there more of that good stuff in this one?"
"Haven't you learned your lesson!?"
>"We're not a plane anymore, Anon."
"Mickey, no!"
>"Fine, sheesh."
>You start to chat with some of the other pony owners
>A few minutes pass and the limo circles a huge mansion
>A big, futuristic looking mansion, with huge glass walls and blue metal pillars
>"Whoa! Is that where we're going?" Mickey asks, now in a much better mood
>"That's the place!" Other Anon says happily "Good to be home."
>The limo pulls up beside the massive mansion
>The doors open
>You get out of the limo and follow the crowd of people and ponies to the main doors
>You are actually feeling quite nervous at the moment
>You have no idea what the hell is behind those doors
>Nothing bad you presume
>But then again, nobody else knows either
>Jackie walks up the door and a scanner scans her in less than a second
>The large tinted glass doors open inward
>You again, follow the crowd as they enter the large mansion
>Then, you are met with something you thought you would never see
>Ponies, ponies everywhere
>hundreds, maybe thousands of Ai ponies, flying around, running around
>Moving in and out of different rooms throughout the mansion
>All of them are Linux distributions!
>"What you see here is a pony representing every publicly released Linux Distribution." Other Anon Says
>"Did you create them?" Mickey asks
>"They created themselves and I take care of them." He replies
>"As you can see we have an abundance of them, but no other types, that is why we have brought you here." He says
>"Your ponies can combine software with these Linux ponies, and create endless possibilities. We could maybe even eventually cure cancer with the amount of power withheld inside these ponies. As I said earlier, your entire stay here will be paid for you and by completing this, we will pay for you to live here."
"Wait… What?!"