((You are Anon))
 
>So, this was really unexpected
>You really don’t have anyone else in your life that you share even a modicum of intimate love for
>She’s too sweet to say no to
>She stares up at you, as if anticipating something
>“Anon, I- I want to tr-”
>She was cut off by your phone ringing loudly
>It was your college friend who moved to Seattle
“Wow, It’s been a while since I’ve heard from him.”
>You pick up the phone and answer the call
“Hey! Buddy! How are you doing?”
>“Dude! I know you probably won’t believe any of this, but there is a freaking pony in my apartment!”
>You freeze at the very words
“Y-you being serious?”
>“Dude! I need you to come here quick!”
>As crazy and spontaneous as this was, you could never remember your friend having a history of pulling your leg
“I’ll be there as soon as I can!”
>You hang up the phone and turn to Cydia
>She is frowning
>“Anon I… Do we have to go?”
“This is another pony, Cydia. We need to go see what’s up.”
>“Anon I feel… odd…”
>She makes a whimpery noise and rubs up against you
“Cydia, it’s only three-hundred kilometers, we’ll be there and back in a day.”
>And without another word, you scoop her up and walk out the door
>You unlock the car and plop her in the passenger seat
>You climb in the drivers seat and dig in your pocket for your car key
“W-what… I had it just a second ago…”
>You turn and see the keys wrapped in Cydia’s long tongue
>“Noth tho fatht Anon.”
“Hey, gimme that!”
>“Gonna haftha kith me fow ith~”
>You grab at the keys impatiently
>She quickly hides them in her mouth, then lunges forward at you
“Augh!”
>Cydia starts to forcefully make out with you
“I give up…”  You think to yourself as you let the pony dominate your face
>You feel her long tongue glide from the top of your mouth and spiral all the way down to your throat
>Amazing
>She wraps her huge moth wings around you and pulls you into the passenger seat
>Why the fuck is she doing this
>Why are you… enjoying it so much
>You are enjoying this entirely too much
>You need to get going to your friends place or you are going to have to sleep at some ungodly hour
>You think it over for a bit but then realize that this would surely become a hellish trip of you were to reject her “invitation” now
>Cydia puts a hoof on your crotch and presses down, while pushing your head back into the car seat from the ferocious kiss
>"Anon... Please... I need this... And I love your car..."
>You weren't sure what the car had anything to do with but, okay
>You reach beside you and ease the seat back all the way, making it almost flat
>Cydia flops over on top of you and blushes a little
>"Ohhh this is perfect~"
>Your boner is sticking out like the last dinner sausage now
>You couldn't help it
>You pull Cydia in for another passionate kiss
>She pushes you away and pins your shoulders against the car seat
>"N-no more stalling, please."
"Fair enough." You say as you give her a confident yet confused look