>You are anon
>You have quite the change of pace since you came to equestria
>You have seen everything from your home, that old home left in the block of houses of ponyville
>There you live with your friend, she's quite different from other ponies
>She was a goo satyr, hey you didn't know these things exist until twilight gave you a lecture on creatures of equestria
>god it was worse than sitting in a three hour class back home
>But hey, you met one and she needed a place to stay and you both now live in this somewhat crummy house
>You really never expected to be living with a creature of this nature, but fuck it
>You have done worse with other things
>Your friend rose is a dark blue satyr, she's just around your height and is of course made of goo
>You wonder if her parents were fucking high to give her that name comparing it with her body color, but who the hell knows
>You sit in your small living room, drinking some cider as you wait for rose to come out of her room
>You both were getting ready to go to sweet apple acres, for some thing that applejack is hosting
>Oh boy, you bet there's going to be apples at every corner you see, this is going to be a long day
>But a least the others are coming so you aren't going to get killed by apples
>Rose comes down the hall with some causal clothing, just a shirt
>Well, you didn't say that she wears much, i mean come on now
>"Alright anon, i'm ready to go"
"Good, i really hope that applejack isn't going to be a bother. I really am going to lose it if she tells me about apple history again"
>Rose giggles and smiles at you, shes pretty cute for what she is and no one has a problem with her
>You get off the chair and finish your cider as she walks to the door, opening it and awaiting for you
>You make for the kitchen and put the mug in the sink and get back to her at the door, as you both walk out into the sunny sides of ponyville
>Here goes nothing, as you both make your way to sweet apple acres
>Well, you made it to sweet apple acres with rose at your side
>You get jumped by pinkie and the rest of the mane six come up to greet you and her
>You get pinkie off you and as rose helps you back on your feet
>Twilight comes up to you both, looking ready to give a speech
>"Welcome rose and anon, we are so glad you can join us here"
>Applejack comes up from behind and you hold your tongue
>One history lesson about apples, you lose it
>"Yep! ah hope your ready for some mighty fine cider today anon! because we are a brewing some!"
>Oh fuck, its not a lesson but some of that good shit that you were just drinking
>Rose smiles and nods
>"We would love to do it. Well, lest anon would do it, ill just watch from the side"
>Right, goo and making cider doesn't really match unless she's tastes good
>but not the time to check on that, rarity pulls your shirt sleeve with her magic and leads you over to the cider barrels
>"Or anon could not get himself dirty, and get the apple for you applejack"
>Oh rarity you are one crazy bitch aren't ya? But she got you out of that
>Applejack rubs the back of her head and looks at you
>"Well..we could use a hand with the apples, me and appleboom can work with the cider"
>Rarity did something good for you, charming
>Rose sits down and watches you shake off the trees and watching the apples fall off it
>It beats hearing the history of the fucking things
>You figured alot of ponies would go insane listening to applejack talking about apples
>But not important right now, right now you are making sure you don't get a face full of apples and a concussion
>You move baskets of apples with the help of big mac over to applejack as she and appleboom make up the cider
>Rose watches and waves at you when your eyes met
>i bet she wants that cider a lot more than you did, but it wouldn't be the first time
>She drank all the cider in the house in a day, you had nothing left for you to have
>After awhile, Applejack came up to you and rose with two pints of cider
>Rose quickly grabs hers and drinks it down in one shot, while you sipped steady
>Damn this girl got skill
>Rose looks over at you with a smirk
>"Whats wrong anon? Like to drink your cider like wine?"
>Oh ill give you some wine from my d-
>just before you single statement about your dick
>Rainbow flies up to you and pat your head
>"Hey Anon! your friend there has a point, but anyway, are you two rocking the bed yet?"
>Wat
>Rose blushes and asks applejack for some more cider as you look at dash with the most shit eating grin
"But dash, isn't that suppose to be you with fluttershy?"
>Dash fell down onto the ground while fluttershy turns around in confusion, and helps dash off the ground
>Serves her, talking about your sex life like that in front of rose
>But you couldn't help yourself to think, you and rose has been in the same house for awhile now, and you think she's pretty hot
>She maybe made of goo but, she still has the top of a human like yourself and the gooey gel like legs of a pony
>Man, you really feel yourself sweating as you think of getting into those legs
>But just for you realize the rising erection, Spike comes and sits at your side with cider in his claw
>"So anon, i see you are doing well with dash. Good one on ya, she was starting to get on my nerves"
>You laugh and raise your hand up as spike gives you a high five
"Yea, that will teach her to mess with me, besides me and rose are just friends"
>Aleast for now anon, soon
>The rest of the day, you spent talking to everyone and with rose, pinkie had brought some cake to help out this day of cider
>Soon enough, celestia was starting to lower the sun, thats your sign to get home
>You tell rose as you both get off the ground and tell the main six and spike goodbye
>Dash still was pissed as fuck, but she had it coming to her anyway
>You and rose start walking back to the house, talking about what happened with dash
More coming soon!