GoldenTouch cracks his hooves and in a dramatic voice "I....I am but the owner of a simple spa, a masseuse if you will"
       
Mary_ONette lays her head next to Hesi's once more sighing
 
        Hesitating_Heart smiles towards Mary. "Hey."
 
        DestinyBlue nods. "wow, that sounds like a fun job! whats it like?" he says, taking a hefty swig of his drink
 
        GoldenTouch grins
 
        GoldenTouch     "Well the first thing I do is..."
 
        GoldenTouch is now the lonely island
 
        DestinyBlue     [do it filly!]
 
        GoldenTouch     "GIVE MASSAGES" *like a boss*
 
        Mary_ONette     "I got angry."
 
        GoldenTouch     "FILL UP HOTTUBS" *like a boss*
        Mary_ONette     "again."
 
        Swift_Justice   [My sides, Golden ;_;]
 
        GoldenTouch     "SMACK SOME BORIS'S" *like a boss*
 
        DestinyBlue     [i have the song playing now, so hurrah, you are awesome]
 
        GoldenTouch     "RUB SOME FLANKS" *like a boss*
 
                DestinyBlue listens intently, clearly enjoying this new way of explaining his profession
 
        GoldenTouch     "USE SOME SCENTS" *like a boss*
 
        GoldenTouch     "BUY A CROSSBOW" *like a boss*
 
        GoldenTouch     "IN MY MOUTH...aww man, can't fucking do it shiet...." *like a boss*
 
        GoldenTouch     "JUMP INTO THE OCEAN" *like a boss*
 
        GoldenTouch     "FUCK A SEA PONY" *like a boss*]       
 
        Weathervane passes a concerned look to Arrant, biting her lip to keep herself from saying anything and         
allowing him his peace. She turns her focus away as she chuckles from overhearing Golden.
 
        GoldenTouch crosses his arms and nods "Average day for me"
 
        DestinyBlue 's mouth drops, clearly buying this as facts
 
        Chinook [more liek an ex naval captain]
 
        GoldenTouch     [hue]
 
        GoldenTouch     "I'm the masseuse"
 
        Chinook [The masseuse is in the hoose!]
 
        Swift_Justice   [I can't contain my sides ;_;]
 
         Chinook        [Drinkin' juice]
 
        DestinyBlue     [fuck my sides!]
 
        Arrant slams his head down on the table, and, in utter defeat, begins to sob silently to himself.
 
        DestinyBlue nods. ".... c...can i come visit sometime? that sounds.... sounds... EPIC!" he says, his face lit
up with excitement
 
        GoldenTouch is pretty much a badass "Of course you can"
 
        Arrant_ [dc'd]
 
        Chinook [marvel'd]