>Day Ishaigoddot in Equestria
>You are chillin out
>Maxin
>Relaxin all cool
>And shootin some pool ball out beside a basket
>When a couple of bears, who were up to no good, started causin trouble in your neighborhood
>You got in one little fight and Twilight got scared, she said
>"You're not going back out there."
>Then Trixie vanquished the dumb bears like she said she would.
>"According to ancient law, as saviour of the town I take the stallion of my choosing as a prize!"
>She magics you up and fits you in her hat.
>That night she ruts you and returns you into the wild with a tag on your ear.
>Today was...odd.