>Day mubmlemumblegokillyourself in Equestria
>You have recently discovered everything that occurs is prefaced by a right arrow.
>You point it out to Pinkie Pie, who responds with a
>"DUH!"
"Except for my speech, it's like everything I do has that arrow!"
>"Well maybe everything you do is ALL RIGHT!"
>She giggles at her own joke.
"Right arrow, you kick a field goal."
>You kick a field goal.
>Hmmm...this might be alright.
>You walk along and spot Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>What, is her power spooning?
"Right arrow, her special talent is spooning."
>Her special talent is spooning.
>She pulls a bed out of nowhere, and puts Diamond Tiara down into it and is the big spoon.
>You laugh out loud at your newfound power until Trihorn Demoneye shows up and kicks your ass for being too OP.
>It was a mixed day.