>Day 212 in Equestria
>You are working the register at one of the many stalls in the market.
>Rarity comes up to you with a single stick of gum
>"I would like to purchase this, dearie."
"Paper or plastic."
>"How about you deposit this in my funbag?"
>She stands on the counter and places her maretits in your face
>Calmly, you take the stick of gum and stick it in her butt, then shove her off the counter.
"That'll be one butt-I mean bit."
>"Oh, you charmer, you can have all the butt you want!"
"One. Bit."
>She places the bit on the counter, and you feed it to the cash register
>Later that day you get into the bath and scrub
>And scrub
"Never be clean, never be clean, never be clean."
Fucking Rarity