Gosh it disturbs me to see you, my Duke
               Looking so down in the dumps
               Every guy here'd love to be you, my Duke
               Even when taking your lumps
               There's no man in 'Chan as admired as you
               You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
               Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
               And it's not very hard to see why!
 
               No one's slick as the Duke!
               No one's quick as the Duke!
               No one's rhymes are incredibly sick as the Duke's!
               For there's no man in town half as manly...
               Perfect, a pure paragon.
               You can ask any Aether or Sherman...
               And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
 
               No one's been like the Duke
               A king pin like the Duke
              No one throws down a buck load of >feels like the Duke!
  As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
               My what a guy, Duke of Derpy!
 
               Give five "hurrahs!"
               Give twelve "hip-hips!"
               The Duke is the best
               And the rest is all trips!
 
              No one writes like the Duke
              Join RD's flight like the Duke
             In a crossover nobody's light like the Duke
              For there's no one as well loved and missed,
  And these words come right from 4 Chaaaaan
             Not a bit of his work is ignored now...
              (That's right!)
  And ev'ry last word of mine's read thin and bare!
 
            No one hits like the Duke
            Matches wits like the Duke
            In a typing match none can type fast like the Duke
 I'm especially good at my chapter building
            (post successful)
           Ten posts for the Duke!
 
 When I was a lad I wrote four dozen shorts
 Ev'ry morning to help me get large
 And now that I'm grown I write five dozen chapters
 My pastebin's the size of a barge!
 
             No one fights like Loki
             Cuts his arm like Loki
             Then starts punching out some Diamond Dogs like Loki
 I use gemstones in all of my decorating
      OHH WHAT A DUUUUKE, DERRRPYYYY!!!