>another peaceful day in Equestria
>you hear the telltale Yeehaw of a certain orange rapist
>not today, you dont!
>you may have respected her and appreciated that she gave you a job early on, but this was getting ridiculous!
>as per usual, you're quickly lassoed to the ground
>"any last words fer yer virginity afore ah remove it?"
>"You can't rape the willing, Applejack"
>she drops the rope
>she goes home
>you never see her again
>find out she hung herself because without the thrill of the chase, life meant nothing
Fucking Applejack